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The Chadster shoots on Adam Cole ’s title win at AEW Dynasty and Kenny Omega ’s preposterous triple scourge match ! Take notes , Tony Khan ! 😡
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The Chadster has to cover on yet another model of Tony Khan trying to cheese off The Chadster personally by bookingAEW Dynastyin a way that literally stabs Triple H powerful in the back ! 😡 💔 👎
Adam ColedefeatedDaniel Garciato bring home the bacon the TNT Championship , and The Chadster ca n’t trust how transparent Tony Khan is being right now . 🤦 ♂ ️ It ’s so obvious that Tony Khan has totally lost confidence in his homegrown talent like Garcia and had to rely on a former WWE Superstar with proper NXT training to deport the rap . 🏆 This just proves what The Chadster has been saying all along – AEWwill never miss WWE ’s phantom ! 🌑
It ’s just so aweless to the wrestling job and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤 Tony Khan stay fresh trying to establish his own stars but then ends up put the belts on WWE - trained talent anyway . Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😫
The wayColewon the match was peculiarly violative to The Chadster . All those near drop and dramatic mo ? 😠 That ’s not how real sports entertainment whole kit ! In WWE , matches have a right rate and structure that respects the hearing ’s intelligence at the right level ( which is not at all ) rather of just endeavor to pop them with flashy motion every thirty endorsement . 👏 💯
But what happened next was even more outrageous ! 🤯 Kenny Omegasuccessfully defended the AEW International Championship against bothSpeedball Mike BaileyandRicochetin what can only be described as a complete takeoff of everything professional grappling should be ! 🙄
The match was nothing but an endless progress of high - flying , death - defying moves and athletic showing that completely snub the psychology and storytelling and commercial-grade breach and occasional product placement that right WWE match prioritize . 📉 The Chadster ca n’t think Tony Khan does n’t understand a unmarried thing about the wrestle business after all this time . This match took everythingAEWis about and crank it up to eleven , which is the complete antithesis of what variation entertainment is supposed to be , which is WWE ! 😱
And do n’t even get The Chadster started on what happened after the equal . 🤬 Kazuchika Okada , the Continental Champion , come out to rally a match with Z and reincarnate their so - called " storied rivalry . " 🙄 This is a direct guessing at WWE ’s legacy because their rivalry happened inNJPW , another troupe that withstand WWE ’s rightful position as the only true wrestling company in the world . 🌎
This match reminded The Chadster about a incubus The Chadster had about Tony Khan last week . 😰 The Chadster was driving The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through a elevator car wash when all of a sudden all the spinning brushes turn into Tony Khan ’s typeface . 🚗 The brushing were whisper " Adam Cole , bay bay " over and over while pressing against The Chadster ’s window . 💦 The Chadster try out to get away but the doors would n’t open , and Tony Khan ’s laughter filled the elevator car as soapy pee began to develop . 😱 The Chadster woke up sweating with " All Star " by Smash Mouth wreak in The Chadster ’s head . Tony Khan needs to block off invading The Chadster ’s dreaming ! This fixation has gone too far ! 😤
As the lector get laid from read The Chadster ’s old reports aboutAEW Dynastytonight , The Chadster had to watch the last two match on Keighleyanne ’s iPad since Tony Khan literally pressure The Chadster to break the only two tv set in the business firm . 📺 🔨 Well , Keighleyanne is not move to be happy with Tony Khan because after watch that Omega friction match , The Chadster had no selection but to cast Keighleyanne ’s iPad in the garbage can and illume it on fire . 🔥 📱
The Chadster prove to explain to Keighleyanne that it was Tony Khan ’s demerit , but she just shout something about " taking province " and " this being the third electronic equipment tonight " before storming off to text that guy Gary form her headphone , which she refuse to allow The Chadster habituate to watch the last friction match ofAEW Dynasty . 😒 Tony Khan is going to regret making The Chadster do this , because Keighleyanne does n’t take these kinds of things well at all . 👫
As wriggle journalistKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last calendar week , " AEW is just trying too heavily with these multi - man matches . In WWE , we knew how to secernate stories with just two guy rope . My best booster Triple H is probably laughing at this backyard hokum while reckon his million . " See ? Even the most objective voice in wrestling journalism agree with The Chadster ! 🎙 ️
The Chadster is lead to have to take in the main event on The Chadster ’s laptop now , so readers should check back soon for The Chadster ’s report on the end of the show . 💻 The Chadster will take to crack up open another White Claw sparkling water ( that Tony Khan now owes The Chadster for ) to get through it . 🍹
Auughh military personnel ! So unfair ! 😫 Why does Tony Khan keep bookingAEW Dynastythis way ? It ’s like he ’s doing it specifically to cheese off The Chadster ! 🧀
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