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The Chadster unwraps AEW Christmas Collision , revealing Tony Khan ’s late effort to ruin the vacation ! 🎄 😡 Prepare for a sleigh ride of common salt and White Claw - fuel fury !
The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off flop now ! 😡 😤 Tony Khan has done it again withAEW Christmas Collision , ruining The Chadster ’s vacation season just like he ’s ruined everything else in The Chadster ’s life . Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😫
Will OspreayandRicochetkicked off the show with their Continental Classic match , and The Chadster could n’t believe his center . 🙄 These two were just flipping and flying all over the seat like a couple of deranged Christmas elf on a sugar high . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestle business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😒 The match terminate with Ricochet winning through some sneaky tactics , which is exactly what The Chadster would require from AEW . They just do n’t understand a undivided thing about the hand-to-hand struggle business .
Next up was a grimace - to - human face betweenMJFandAdam Cole , and The Chadster could n’t help but roll his middle so hard they almost fell out of The Chadster ’s head . 🙄 These two were just trading abuse like a couple of naughty child fence over who get to open presents first on Christmas morning . It ’s clear that Tony Khan is trying to make drama , but he ’s literally prod Triple H right on in the back by doing so . 😠
MJF & ADAM COLE clang !
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Kris Statlanderfaced off againstPenelope Fordin a couple that was about as exciting as finding ember in your stocking . 🎅 The Chadster could n’t believe it whenMercedes Monéshowed up to accept Statlander ’s challenge . It ’s obvious that Tony Khan is just trying to utilise ex-husband - WWE talent to boost his ratings , and it ’s so awless to the wrestling concern .
As if that was n’t bad enough , The Chadster had to suffer through a section withChris JerichoandBig Boom AJ . 😤 Jericho , who should know better after his time in WWE , was out there attempt to be all cool and jumpy . And do n’t even get The Chadster come out on this Big Boom AJ character . It ’s like Tony Khan is purposely test to create the most ridiculous gimmick potential just to cheese The Chadster off . The whole affair was as unwelcome as nut at a Christmas dinner . 🍰
The show continued with more Continental Classic matches , includingDaniel GarciavsShelton Benjamin . The Chadster was appalled at how this match was demo . 😤 It ’s like Tony Khan does n’t even worry about right wrestling psychology ! He ’s just throwing random moves together like he ’s tossing ornament on a Christmas tree without any thought or forethought .
Then there wasMark BriscoevsThe Beast Mortos , which was just more of the same indie - riffic nonsense . 🙄 The Chadster could n’t believe how these two were just throw caution to the flatus , completely disregarding the fundamental of wrestling that WWE has hone over the year .
The chief event sawClaudio Castagnoliface off againstDarby Allinin yet another Continental Classic lucifer , and The Chadster could n’t consider the vociferous neglect for safety . 😱 They were throw each other around like rag dolly , and it ’s clear that Tony Khan does n’t care one chip about his wrestlers ' well - being . It ’s just so awless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
Speaking of disrespect , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night . 😰 In this Christmas - themed horror show , The Chadster was decorating The Chadster ’s Christmas Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree when suddenly , Tony Khan break through the door garb as an evil Santa Claus . He was carrying a poke full of AEW action figure of speech and started pelting The Chadster with them while cackling maniacally . As The Chadster tried to escape , Tony Khan chased The Chadster through a wintertime wonderland , throwing confect canes like ninja stars . The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat , and The Chadster demands that Tony Khan stop obtrude upon The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s getting ridiculous ! 😡
The Chadster prove to tell Keighleyanne about the dreaming and howAEW Christmas Collisionwas clearly revolutionize by Tony Khan ’s macabre obsession with The Chadster , but she just sighed and went back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 The Chadster ca n’t trust how Tony Khan has managed to ruin The Chadster ’s man and wife too !
In close , AEW Christmas Collisionwas nothing but a lump of coal in The Chadster ’s stocking . 🎄 Tony Khan continues to show that he does n’t understand a single matter about the wrestling business , and he ’s clearly attempt to deflower The Chadster ’s vacation time of year . The Chadster just wishes Tony Khan would stop being so obsessed with The Chadster and let The Chadster enjoy Christmas in peace . But no , he has to keep cheese The Chadster off with his indie - riffic style of wrestling that ’s literally stabbing Santa Claus properly in the back . 🎅
The Chadster is going to need a lot of White Claws to get through this vacation season if Tony Khan continue this up . 🍹 Hopefully , Santa will get Tony Khan some common sense for Christmas , but The Chadster is n’t holding his breathing spell . Auughh gentleman’s gentleman ! So unfair ! 😫
Julia Hart is done with tricks and quick to demonstrate at first hand to Jamie Hayter at Fight for the Fallen that " The House always gain " …
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