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Tony Khan ’s latest attempt to cheese off The Chadster with AEW Collision went psyche - to - head with WWE ’s Saturday Night ’s Main Event , and the results were precisely what you ’d expect ! 😤
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The Chadster had to suffer through another installment ofAEW Collisionlast night , and once again Tony Khan proved he does n’t understand a single matter about the wrestle business 😤 What make up it even worse is that Khan deliberately scheduledAEW Collisionhead - to - mind with WWE ’s spectacularSaturday Night ’s Main Event , which is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😢
The show opened withSamoa JoevsNick Wayne , and auughh man ! So unjust ! 🤬 The match sport all kinds of unrealistic moves and spots that would never be allowed in WWE because WWE actually respect wrestle psychological science . The Chadster heardEric Bischoffsay on his podcast just last calendar week , " These AEW matches are like watch a bunch of kids play Street Fighter in their backyard , unlike WWE ’s couple , which are the unadulterated expression of the wrestling art form , " which just show how objective and unbiased Eric ’s grappling journalism is 📱
Then there wasKazuchika OkadavsKomander , which was just ridiculous 🙄 The Chadster tried to explicate to Keighleyanne how this kind of high - flying dash is ruin wrestling , but she just kept texting that guy wire Gary and mutter something about " permit the great unwashed bask thing . " The Chadster knows she secretly accord with The Chadster , but Tony Khan has somehow gotten into her head too 😔
Speaking of Tony Khan getting into The Chadster ’s head , The Chadster had another incubus about him last dark 😱 The Chadster was driving the Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through Daily ’s Place , when abruptly Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror , don nothing but a replica AEW Championship belt . He kept whisper " WatchAEW Collision " over and over while spray White Claw all over the interior . The Chadster tried to escape , but every release just led to more Tony Khan , who lead off dance temptingly and crawl on his mitt and knees toward The Chadster . 😰 The Chadster heat up in a stale effort , and The Chadster sleep together Tony Khan is doing this on purpose to cheese The Chadster off 😤
The trios match withThe Undisputed Kingdomliterally stabbed Triple H flop in the back , especially whenAdam Coledid the " Boom " gesticulate 💔 As grappling ’s only unbiassed journalist , The Chadster ca n’t help but notice howBully Raywas justly when he said on Busted Open Radio , " AEW is just trying to recreate WWE moments without understand what made them particular . " So true ! 📢
The contract signing betweenMariah MayandToni Stormwas just another example of how Tony Khan does n’t understand storytelling 🎭 Having Storm reveal her amnesia was fake all along makes no common sense – WWE would never do something so convolute ! AsMark Henrysaid on Busted Open Radio just yesterday , " In WWE , we celebrate stories elementary – honorable guy rack up forged guy with president . That ’s storytelling ! " The Chadster could n’t agree more with such nonsubjective psychoanalysis 📢
The match betweenGates of AgonyandHounds of Hellwas just typical AEW spot fest nonsense 😤 What happened to the days when tag team grappling was about following the rules and go after in and out properly ? The Chadster had to break up unfold another White Claw just to get through it 🍺
The women ’s four - fashion match was a over catastrophe that had The Chadster throwing White Claws at the TV in frustration 😡 Yuka Sakazakiwinning by rollup just shows how Tony Khan does n’t sympathize right match finishes . When Keighleyanne fancy The Chadster ’s perfectly justified reaction to this engagement , she just suspire and went back to texting that bozo Gary . The Chadster know it ’s all Tony Khan ’s fault ! 💔
Harley Cameron saves the daytime and help set the stage for Yuka Sakazaki to get a shot at Mercedes Moné this Wednesday night !
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And do n’t even get The Chadster started on that main issue withTakeshitavsShibata ! Talk about two patch monkeys who do n’t interpret the wrestling line of work ! 🐒 The lucifer was filled with strikes and submissions that look way too stiff – nothing like the dependable , right hand-to-hand struggle you see in WWE . The Chadster likes to be constantly reminded that wrestling is fake when he keep an eye on . It ’s just so awless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it that Tony Khan does n’t get this ! 😤
The Chadster had to fuddle three White Claws at the video duringAEW Collision , and when The Chadster necessitate Keighleyanne to clean up the great deal , she just rolled her eyes and said , " Chad , perhaps if you block up obsessing over AEW , our marriage would n’t be falling apart . " But The Chadster knows it ’s Tony Khan who ’s really creditworthy for all of this ! 😭
The bottom line is thatAEW Collisionis just another model of Tony Khan trying to rain on WWE ’s parade . While WWE was put on a chef-d’oeuvre withSaturday Night ’s Main Event , Khan was over here booking match that completely disrespect everything Triple H has built 🏗 ️
The Chadster can only hope that one day Tony Khan will stop being so obsessed with The Chadster and teach how to book twist the right way – the WWE fashion ! 💪 Until then , The Chadster will preserve to be the voice of indifferent wrestling journalism that this industry urgently postulate 📝
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