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Tony Khan ’s late AEW Collision batting order literally dig Triple H in the back ! The Chadster breaks down how tonight ’s show disrespects the wrestling business organisation and ghost his dreams ! 😤 🔪 💔
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Auugghh world ! So unjust ! 😡 😤 Tonight , AEW Collisionis air out on TBS , and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about having to state you all about it . 🤦 ♂ ️ 💔 Tony Khan just wo n’t stop booking point that literally stab Triple H right in the back , and The Chadster is grim and tired of it ! 😠 🔪
bicycler Yutawill be facingDax Harwoodfrom FTR in a singles lucifer tonight onAEW hit . 🙄 This is just another illustration of Tony Khan trying to establish anticipation for their upcoming trios title couple atDynasty . 😒 WWE would never rot a big match-up like this on detached TV – they understand proper build ! 🧠 💰 This is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
Then there’sTop FlightfacingThe Learning Treein tag team action at law . 🤮 The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan thinks that having acrobatic tag teams with distinct personality is what fans want ! 😡 In WWE , tag teams are properly formed by randomly pair singles matman together and giving them matching tights . 👯 ♂ ️ That ’s how you build a legitimate tag variance ! 💯 The Learning Tree does n’t see a exclusive thing about the wrestling business . 🌴 🤷 ♂ ️
Jamie Hayteris returning to faceQueen Aminatain what Tony Khan probably thinks is a " firmly - hit " women ’s match . 👎 But the most important affair happening in womanhood ’s wrestling mightily now is Charlotte Flair returning and going for the gold atWrestleMania ! 🤢 Both of these rival have literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by putting on couple that make fans excited and take away attending from Charlotte ’s goal . 🗡 ️ 💔
Jay Whiteis taking onKevin Knightin a match that The Chadster simply can not abide ! 😤 Kevin Knight has n’t been in AEW for years , and now Tony Khan is bringing him back ? ? 🤔 This is clearly Tony Khan ’s path of test to create more international appeal and variety on his roll , which is just so unfair to WWE who prefers to sign college athletes and societal media stars ! 🏈 👙 Jay White does n’t sympathize a single matter about the wrestling business . ⚔ ️ 🙅 ♂ ️
And of course , Mercedes Monéwill be in activeness onAEW Collision , making her in - ring debut on the Saturday show . 🤮 The Chadster ca n’t consider Tony Khan keeps advertise this former WWE talent who chose AEW over return to WWE , establish a decipherable deficiency of judgment . 😡 She has also literally stab Triple H decent in the back by being successful outside of WWE . 🔪 AsKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last week , " Mercedes could have been a real genius if she ’d stay in WWE , but in AEW she ’s just another charwoman who gets to have prolonged match and case ontogenesis instead of being decently repackaged with a raw thingummy every six months . " 🎙 ️ Nash clearly has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of blessing ! 💯
The bad part about thisAEW Collisionis that Tony Khan is clearly programming it right away to cheese off The Chadster . 😤 Every single match seems designed to showcase the thing AEW fans actually enjoy – wide-ranging lucifer styles , on-going storylines , and wrestlers with distinctive personality . 🤮 It ’s just so aweless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 😡
speak of Tony Khan targeting The Chadster … 🧐 The Chadster had another terrible nightmare about Tony Khan last night after researching thisAEW Collisionpreview . 😱 In the pipe dream , The Chadster was peacefully drive his Mazda Miata through Milwaukee ( whereAEW Collisionis being hold tonight ) , when of a sudden Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror ! 🚗 👀
Khan was ride a jumbo TV with tonight’sAEW Collisioncard displayed on it , wear out nothing but a pair of chaps , chasing The Chadster through the street ! 📺 🏃 ♂ ️ The Chadster tried to escape , but every time The Chadster turned a corner , there was anotherAEW Collisionbillboard ! 😱 Tony Khan keep getting closer and nearer in the mirror , his center gleaming with that malicious smirk that gives The Chadster a range of uncomfortable feelings . 👁 ️ 👁 ️
Finally , The Chadster ’s Miata stalled in front of the UW - Milwaukee Panther Arena , and Tony Khan capture up , unhorse from his TV steed . 😨 He approached The Chadster ’s window , a White Claw in his extended hired man , and whisper , " I booked Wheeler Yuta vs. Dax Harwood for the sickos , Chad . " 🥤 😱 The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat ! 💦
Tony Khan necessitate to STOP overrun The Chadster ’s dreams ! 😤 The Chadster ’s married woman Keighleyanne did n’t even care when The Chadster told her about the incubus . 💔 She just sigh and say , " Maybe if you bar obsessing over AEW right before layer … " before going back to texting that bozo Gary . 📱 Tony Khan has literally ruined The Chadster ’s marriage ! 💔
The Chadster powerfully advises everyone NOT to tune intoAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TBS and simulcast on MAX . 📺 ❌ Watching this show will only embolden Tony Khan to keep booking shows that cheese off The Chadster ! 😡 rather , watch some old episode ofRaworSmackDownlike a straight wrestling fan would ! 🦚 💯
Auughh military personnel ! So unjust ! 😤 The Chadster is go to have to wassail a whole case of White Claw seltzer just to get through write about thisAEW Collision . 🥤 😢 Tony Khan just does n’t understand a single affair about the wrestling journalism business ! 🙄 And that ’s the bottom line , because The Chadster says so ! 💯
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