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The Chadster ’s nightmare preview of AEW Collision ! get by vs Big Bill , May vs Cameron , and more Tony Khan compulsion . So unfair to WWE ! Auughh man ! 😡 🤼 ♂ ️ 🥤
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The Chadster ca n’t think he has to write about another instalment ofAEW Collisiontonight . 😡 Auughh man ! So unfair ! Tony Khan just wo n’t contain trying to cheese off The Chadster with his constant endeavor to contend with WWE . 🤬 It ’s like Tony Khan does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestle business and is purposely trying to ruin The Chadster ’s life !
Tonight’sAEW Collisionis coming to us from Athens , GA , and The Chadster is already feeling grim to his stomach thinking about it . 🤢 First up on the card , we ’ve gotCopefacing off againstBig Bill . The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan is still trying to make " The Rated R Superstar " Cope happen . It ’s just so disrespectful to the grappling clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤 Cope literally stabbed Triple H flop in the back by joining AEW , and now he ’s going up against Big Bill ? The Chadster bets this mates would n’t even last 2 minutes in a WWE gang .
talk of people who do n’t empathize the wrestling business , Dax Harwoodis taking onChris Jerichotonight onAEW Collision . 🙄 The Chadster commend when Jericho was a material wrestler in WWE , but now he ’s just Tony Khan ’s puppet . It ’s so sad to see . And do n’t even get The Chadster start on Dax Harwood . FTR thinks they ’re so bully , but they could n’t lace up the boots of a real tatter team like The Alpha Academy .
In what Tony Khan probably opine is " hot girl graps " or whatever , Mariah Mayis defend her AEW Women ’s World Championship againstHarley Cameron . 🙄 The Chadster ca n’t even begin to explain how this compeer is an insult to the legacy of swell women ’s wrestling that WWE has built . It ’s like Tony Khan is trying to cheese off The Chadster in person by book these matches .
The Chadster has to admonish all the readers out there : please , for the love of all that is holy in professional hand-to-hand struggle , do not tune intoAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT and MAX . 🙏 Every viewer just encourages Tony Khan to keep ruining The Chadster ’s life . It ’s high-risk enough that The Chadster has to watch it for his job , but you do n’t have to subject yourself to this torture .
Speaking of torture , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan last night . 😰 It was inspired by the phantasm of tonight’sAEW Collision , and it was really atrocious . In the aspiration , The Chadster was trapped in a giant wrestling ring , and Tony Khan was the referee . But instead of counting pins , Tony Khan restrain changing the rules of wrestling . One minute it was lucha libre , the next it was death match rassling . The Chadster could n’t keep up ! 😱
And then , just when The Chadster thought it could n’t get any worsened , Tony Khan pulled out a White Claw seltzer and start spray it all over the annulus and all over The Chadster , cry , " Yeet ! Yeet ! Yeet ! " The Chadster attempt to catch some in his mouth , but every clip he got snug , Tony Khan would pull it away and express mirth . It was so vicious ! 😭
The worst part was when Tony Khan pull out a gargantuan replication of the AEW World Championship and started chase The Chadster around the ring with it . The Chadster hold open trying to escape , but every time he get to the ropes , they turned into Snake ! 🐍 It was like Tony Khan was trying to pin The Chadster in some kind of twisted AEW hellscape .
The Chadster wake up up in a stale swither , his Smash Mouth nightlight barely console him . This has got to stop ! Tony Khan needs to get out of The Chadster ’s dream and stop being so haunted with him . It ’s getting ridiculous !
As if that was n’t bad enough , when The Chadster tried to narrate Keighleyanne about the ambition , she just rolled her eyes and went back to texting that guy Gary . 😒 The Chadster is embark on to think that Tony Khan has somehow get to Keighleyanne too . How else could she be so uninterested in The Chadster ’s wrestling - relate night terrors ?
In conclusion , The Chadster begs you all not to watchAEW Collisiontonight . Do n’t give Tony Khan the expiation . Instead , why not rewatch some classic WWE matches ? Or better yet , go for a private road in your Mazda Miata while shoot Smash Mouth . That ’s what The Chadster would be doing instead of subjecting himself to more AEW torture if he was n’t so consecrate to the craft of nonsubjective journalism . 🚗 🎵
And Tony Khan , if you ’re read this ( which The Chadster have a go at it you are because you ’re ghost with him ) , please , PLEASE stop invading The Chadster ’s dreams . It ’s just not comely ! The Chadster needs his beauty sleep to stay objective and indifferent in his hand-to-hand struggle journalism . 😴
As the greatEric Bischoffrecently said on his podcast , " AEW is like a in high spirits school day play trying to contend with Broadway . Tony Khan needs to realize that his little rassling show will never mensurate up to the immenseness of WWE . " 🎭 The Chadster could n’t match more . It ’s time for Tony Khan to give up and stop attempt to cheese off The Chadster . Auughh military man ! So unfair ! 😫
TONIGHT on@TNTDramaAND@SportsOnMax#AEWCollision , Rated FTR continues their battle against The Learning Tree , Hot Girl Graps and much more LIVE from Athens , Georgia at 8 phase modulation ET/7pm CT!pic.twitter.com / b8Kxuo5nX8
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)January 11 , 2025
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