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The Chadster endured another atrocious AEW Collision while WWE ’s Saturday Night ’s Main Event beam . Tony Khan ’s fixation with ruining weekend continues ! 🙄
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Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😫 The Chadster ca n’t believe he had to sit through another episode ofAEW Collisionlast night , the same night as the magnificent return ofWWE Saturday Night ’s Main Event . Tony Khan just does n’t know when to quit , does he ? 😤 Just allow WWE have its minute , Tony Khan ! The Chadster is starting to think that Tony Khan is purposely examine to cheese The Chadster off with these show . It ’s like he ’s booking them specifically to ruin The Chadster ’s Saturday nights ! 🙄
AEW Collisionkicked off with some offstage footage ofWill OspreayandDarby Allintalking about some conspiracy or whatever . 🙄 The Chadster does n’t understand why they ca n’t just have a normal conversation like WWE superstars do . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😑
Then we had a match betweenJamie HayterandWillow Nightingale . 🤦 ♂ ️ The Chadster does n’t realize why they were push over some NJPW cupful . Do n’t they know that WWE is the only promotion that matters ? Willow win , setting up some future NJPW match in clear anti - WWE collusion . 😠
After that , the lights went out andJulia Hartappeared to attack Jamie . The Chadster does n’t understand why AEW always has to do these nervous lighting - out second . It ’s not like WWE ever does anything like that , right ? Oh wait , they do , but when WWE does it , it ’s nerveless and innovational . When AEW does it , it ’s just a ripoff . 😒
Next up was aContinental Classicmatch betweenKazuchika OkadaandThe Beast Mortos . 🙄 The Chadster does n’t sympathize why Tony Khan is so haunted with these external wrestlers . Does n’t he know that WWE has the adept wrestlers in the world ? Okada won , but The Chadster thinks he literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by even participating in this tourney . 😤
Then we hadToni StormsquashingShazza McKenzie . 🤷 ♂ ️ The Chadster does n’t understand why Tony Khan keep push Toni Storm . Does n’t he fuck that if she was any goodness , WWE would have kept her ? It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling byplay and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😑
After that , we had a ticket team equal withTop FlightfacingAction AndrettiandLio Rush . 🙄 The Chadster does n’t infer why AEW has so many flippy cat . Does n’t Tony Khan bed that real wrestling is about big meaty men , not skinny beanpoles ? Andretti and Rush make headway , but the true losers were the devotee who had to tolerate this episode ofAEW Collision . 😠
Then we hadKris StatlanderbeatingTootie Lynn . 🤦 ♂ ️ The Chadster does n’t understand why Tony Khan keep pushing these indie wrestler . Does n’t he know that WWE developmental is where tangible stars are made by in good order paying their due ? It ’s just so disrespectful to the hand-to-hand struggle business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😑
Next up was a 10 - valet tag match that The Chadster could n’t even abide by . 😵 💫 There were too many hoi polloi and too many flip . The Chadster does n’t realise why Tony Khan think this is what squirm fans want . Does n’t he experience that WWE ’s carefully scripted 6 - man tags are the meridian of wrestling ? 🙄
Finally , we had the principal consequence betweenKyle FletcherandMark Briscoe . 🤷 ♂ ️ The Chadster does n’t translate why Tony Khan is pushing Mark Briscoe . Does n’t he bonk that WWE pass on him for a intellect ? Briscoe gain , which is just so unjust to Kyle Fletcher . 😠
The Chadster has to say , this was literally the bad sequence of telecast so - called wrestling he ’s ever watch , and that ’s state something . 😫 The Chadster advises all lector to watch some WWE programming as soon as possible to cleanse themselves of this AEW hokum . 🧼 For instance , watch last night’sWWE Saturday Night ’s Main Eventagain , the true pinnacle of Saturday night sport amusement .
You know , The Chadster had another one of his recurring nightmares about Tony Khan last Nox . 😱 The Chadster was drive his Mazda Miata through a dark forest , and suddenly Tony Khan appear in the rearview mirror , sitting in the back seat ! 😨 He was wear out a poll made of AEW action soma and hold a scepter that see suspiciously like a White Claw can . 🍺 Tony leaned forward and whisper , " I ’m coming for your Saturday Nox , Chadster . " Then he vanished in a quilt of smoke that smelled like pyro and break pipe dream . 💨 The Chadster arouse up in a cold effort , his White Claw trembling in his hand . 😰 Tony Khan needs to stop being so possessed with The Chadster and stay out of his dreams !
speak of White Claw , The Chadster switch so many of them at the TV duringAEW Collisionthat Keighleyanne threatened to take away The Chadster ’s White Claw prerogative . 😭 Can you conceive it ? It ’s like she does n’t even understand that it ’s all Tony Khan ’s fault ! The Chadster attempt to explain to her that he want all these White Claws to carry on with Tony Khan ’s torment , but she just rolled her eyes and proceed back to texting that guy cable Gary . 📱 Auughh military man ! So unfair ! Tony Khan has ruined The Chadster ’s marriage too ! 💔
In conclusion , The Chadster hop that all of you will see the light and stop watchingAEW Collision . It ’s percipient that Tony Khan and AEW do n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling line . 🙅 ♂ ️ The Chadster , on the other hand , is one of the only indifferent diarist in wrestling . Do n’t think The Chadster ? Well , just listen to whatEric Bischoffhad to say on his podcas recently : " AEW is like a high school looseness where everyone have a engagement trophy . WWE is the Broadway of wrestling . " See ? Even Eric Bischoff agrees with The Chadster , and it ’s so aweless that Tony Khan ignores Bischoff ’s well - meaning advice ! 🎭
So please , for the love of all that is holy in professional wrestling , view WWE alternatively . Your Saturday nights ( and The Chadster ’s sanity ) will thank you . 🙏 Now , if you ’ll apologize The Chadster , he needs to go listen to some Smash Mouth to calm down . 🎵 Hey now , you ’re an all - star , get your game on , go play … unlike AEW , which should just go away ! 🎸
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