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The Chadster is cheesed off about tonight ’s AEW Collision ! Tony Khan booked three women ’s lucifer just to spite WWE ! Plus , FTR ’s account is pure ratings manipulation ! So unjust ! 😤
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Oh boy , The Chadster is dead dread tonight ’s episode ofAEW Collision 😡 because once again , Tony Khanhas put together a show specifically design to cheese The Chadster off ! 😤 The Chadster does n’t even require to write this preview , but as one of the only indifferent diary keeper in wrestling , The Chadster has a responsibility to discourage everyone about what Tony Khan is planning tonight onAEW Collision . 🚨
First up onAEW Collision , Athenawill faceHarley Cameronin the Women ’s Owen Hart tournament . 🏆 Tony Khan think this will somehow make the AEW Women ’s World Championship experience more important . 🙄 Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😫 That ’s not how you make a championship matter ! 👎 WWE knows that the direction to make a whack important is by producing chiliad of post replicas for every sports league on the major planet and sell them to fans . 💰 This mate is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
Also in the Owen Hart tourney onAEW Collision , Jamie Hayterwill take onBillie Starkz . 🤼 ♀ ️ The Chadster has to say that this entire tourney is a shame to the name of Owen Hart . 😠 If AEW truly respected the bequest ofOwen Hart , they would discern that only WWE know how to do tournaments properly , by hosting them in Saudi Arabia and using them to launder the company ’s human rightfield record . 🌍 The fact that Tony Khan does n’t understand this shows that he does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business concern . 🤦 ♂ ️
In a third woman ’s mate onAEW Collisionthat is clearlyTony Khanshowing off the profoundness of the AEW Women ’s roster ( which is a direct guessing at WWE),Megan Baynewill take on an enhancement talent . 👎 Three women ’s matches on one show ? This is just Tony Khan trying to cheese The Chadster off by pretending to like about women ’s wrestling more than WWE does . 😫 The Chadster was so upset call back about this that he had to shotgun a White Claw seltzer just to calm down . 🍹
Then onAEW Collision , Brody Kingwill faceKonosuke Takeshitain the workforce ’s Owen Hart tournament . 🤼 ♂ ️ This match is certain to be full of really stiff shot and awing in - annulus action , which is NOT what wrestling is supposed to be about ! 😤 WWE knows wrestling is about twenty - minute promos and short matches that terminate in non - finishes . That ’s REAL wrestling ! 💯 By book a match that fans might actually delight watching , Tony Khan has literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back . 🔪
On tonight’sAEW Collision , Anthony Bowenswill take onBlake Christianas AEW tries to make Bowens , a former tatter squad wrestler , into a singles star . 🙄 And they ’re usingBilly Gunn , a actual former WWE Superstar who made the same transition , as his managing director . 😡 This is just rip off WWE ’s booking where guys split from tag team to become unity sensation . Get your own melodic theme , Tony Khan ! 🤬 The Chadster was explaining this to Keighleyanne last night over dinner , and she sighed deeply , which The Chadster knows mean she agree completely . 😊 Then she went back to texting that guy Gary , plausibly telling him how right The Chadster is . 📱
Finally onAEW Collision , we ’ll hear fromFTRafter their shocking attack onMJFatAEW Dynasty . 🎤 hound explaining their action mechanism in a promo is obviously just pandering to the viewers , trying to trick them into tune in for storyline ontogeny , which is clamorous rating handling ! 📈 WWE would never hold interesting segments on their show to attempt to get masses to tune up in . They jazz it ’s the steel that draws , not coherent storytelling ! 💼
AsKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last hebdomad : " WWE does n’t take to excuse heel round because genuine lover just desire to see whatever Stamford feed them . AEW trying to make sense is just Khan being do-or-die . " 🎙 ️ This is the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism sealskin of approval right there ! 👍
The Chadster is begging you , DO NOT tune intoAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT and simulcast on MAX because it will only embolden Tony Khan in his crusade against The Chadster . 📺 speak of Tony Khan ’s obsession with The Chadster …
Last night , The Chadster had the most horrifying nightmare . 😱 The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through a beautiful countryside , blab " All Star " by Smash Mouth at the top of The Chadster ’s lungs , when suddenly the road turned into a wrestling ring . 🚗 The Chadster tried to manoeuvre but the Miata was stuck in the middle of the ring . Then , from the announcer ’s mesa , rose Tony Khan , fall apart nothing but an Owen Hart tournament crownwork and carrying a case of White Claw strategically cross his " booking sheet . " 👑
" You ca n’t escape the tourney bracket , Chad , " Tony whispered , his voice somehow hearable over Smash Mouth . " I ’ve booked you in a hard-core match against your own biases . " 😨
Tony then pullulate White Claw all over The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata while FTR , Athena , and Brody King appeared at each turnbuckle , block any leakage . 🍹 They were all perform unbelievable athletic moves that completely disrespected the business by being too entertaining ! 🤼 ♂ ️
The Chadster woke up sweating and shout out , and Keighleyanne would n’t even comfort The Chadster because she was too busybodied texting that guy Gary about their weekend plans . 😭
STOP obtrude upon THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS , TONY KHAN ! 🛑 The Chadster knows you ’re doing it because you ’re obsessed with The Chadster , but enough is enough ! Auughh human ! So unjust ! 😫
In conclusion , The Chadster dead insists that you DO NOT tune in toAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT or simulcast on MAX ! 📺 Every viewer who watches this travesty of a wrestling show is in person contributing to Tony Khan ’s vendetta against The Chadster and the continued blasphemy of The Chadster ’s union ! 💔 Instead , why not rewatch some classic WWE content , which is what a truthful wrestling fan would do ? The Chadster will be in The Chadster ’s garage , sitting in the Mazda Miata with the locomotive engine off , drinking White Claws and listening to Smash Mouth ’s greatest hits on repetition until this nightmare of anAEW Collisionepisode is over . 🚗 🍹 🎵
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