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The Chadster provides an unbiased prevue of AEW Collision : Grand Slam Australia , where Tony Khan continues to literally prod Triple H in the back by expanding globally ! 😤 🦘 💔
Before The Chadster gets into his unbiassed preview of tonight’sAEW hit : Grand Slam Australia upshot , The Chadster needs to apologize to all The Chadster ’s loyal readers for The Chadster ’s pal , The Bradster , publishing such a biased , pro - AEW brushup ofDynamiteyesterday . The Chadster would have post sooner , but The Chadster was tie up at the police station after an incident at Taco Bell 😤 You see , The Chadster spottedTony Khanlurking suspiciously in the back of the eating house , and when The Chadster got The Chadster ’s chalupa , there was a substance spell out in shred lettuce that said " This is for the Sickos . " Auughh humans ! So unfair ! 😡
When The Chadster taste to confront the Taco Bell staff about Tony Khan ’s psychological war , they claim they had n’t view anyone equate his verbal description . The Chadster may have gotten a turn worked up and knock over the sauce presentation , which led to The Chadster spend the nighttime in jail until Keighleyanne could bail The Chadster out ( though she expend the whole ride home texting that hombre Gary 📱 ) .
But onto tonight’sAEW Collision : Grand Slam Australia , which is just another example of howTony Khanis trying to literally stabTriple Hright in the back by expanding globally 🌏 The lineup for tonight ’s show is quite candidly just so awless to the grappling business concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
First up , we have"Timeless " Toni StormchallengingMariah Mayfor the AEW Women ’s World Championship . The Chadster ca n’t consider Tony Khan is endeavor to capitalize on Storm ’s Australian inheritance – something WWE would never do because they understand a individual thing about the wrestling business sector 🙄
Then there’sMercedes Monédefending the TBS Championship againstHarley Cameron . The Chadster remembers when Mercedes was known as Sasha Banks and was doing REAL wrestling in WWE , not this indie - way meaninglessness that Tony Khan promotes 😤
TheKazuchika OkadavsBuddy MatthewsContinental Championship compeer is just another model of Tony Khan attempt to cheese off The Chadster 😤 Using an Australian grappler in Australia ? That ’s just so manipulative ! AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last week , " Tony Khan is essay to recreate the magic of hometown heroes , but he ’s doing it wrong because he does n’t sympathize that WWE perfect this formatting decades ago . " 🎯
Then we have this Brisbane Brawl betweenThe Death Ridersand the team ofCopeandJay White . The Chadster ca n’t even conceive Tony Khan is allowing this kind of chaos when WWE has shew that carefully controlled matches with proper formula are what ’s best for business 😡 Mark Henrysaid it best on a recent episode of Busted Open Radio when he explained , " AEW call for to stop trying to be ECW and start trying to be more like developmental , " which The Chadster mean is just so spot - on !
And do n’t even get The Chadster started on this tag team match withKenny OmegaandWill OspreayagainstThe Don Callis Family . The Chadster tried explain to Keighleyanne how this match is just going to be a spotfest with no psychology , but she just wrap her eye , say The Chadster to go talk to the people at Taco Bell , and went back to texting that bozo Gary 📱 The Chadster knows she secretly agree with The Chadster , she ’s just too afraid to say it because Tony Khan might be monitoring our conversation !
Ariel Helwanimade an excellent point on a recent episode of his podcast when he said , " AEW ’s mode of tag team grapple is too helter-skelter and does n’t follow the proved formula that WWE has established . " The Chadster could n’t agree more ! It ’s just so awless to the wrestling business organization 😤
talk of Tony Khan ’s ruthless effort against The Chadster , The Chadster had another terrible nightmare last dark . The Chadster was peacefully driving The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through the Australian Outback when suddenly Tony Khan appear , ride a kangaroo and wearing a bottle cork lid 🦘 He started throwing White Claws at The Chadster while scorch " All Star " by Smash Mouth , but it was a perverted version about AEW ’s ratings 😱 The kangaroo chased The Chadster ’s Miata until The Chadster drive the right way into the Sydney Opera House , where Tony Khan was waiting with a contract for The Chadster to become AEW ’s head booker ! The Chadster awaken up in a cold sweat . Tony Khan needs to break being so obsessed with The Chadster and stay out of The Chadster ’s dreaming !
The Chadster advises all unbiassed rassling sports fan to skipAEW Collision : Grand Slam Australiatonight on TNT and MAX , starting after the NBA All Star activity ( and consecrate AEW a very unjust lead - in ) . AsBully Raysaid on his podcast this week , " AEW going to Australia is just Tony Khan trying to replicate what WWE did first , and he ’s doing it amiss because he does n’t understand the fundamentals of territory expansion like WWE . " Bully Ray and all accusative diary keeper clearly sympathise what Tony Khan does n’t ! 💯
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