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Tony Khan ’s latest flak on WWE had The Chadster literally scream ! AEW Collision featured unprofessional promos , fierce matches , and ZERO respect for Triple H ’s feelings ! So unfair ! 😭
The Chadster had to suffer through another episode ofAEW Collisionlast night , and wow , just wow . 😤 Tony Khan has outstrip himself this meter in his on-going mission to cheese The Chadster off ! 🧀 What The Chadster witnessed was so disrespectful to the wrestling business organization that The Chadster literally could n’t consider his eyes . 👀
The show started withAdam Colejoining comment , someone who literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by going to AEW . 🔪 suffer a former WWE talent be so well-to-do and glad on an AEW show is just so unfair ! 😠 In WWE , commentator read their handwriting like professionals and the only emotion they extract is utmost inflammation at shout the nicknames and catchphrases of the SuperStars , but AEW just countenance their wrestler have sport and express personality . It ’s so disrespectful to the wrestling business concern and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😡
Next up wasToni StormversusLady Frostin a Women ’s Title Eliminator Match . 🙄 The Chadster could n’t believe that AEW would afford the show with a women ’s catch the same weekend that WWE , through no break of their own , was thrust to release 30 % of their char ’s roster for cost - cutting purposes ! What terrible timing — clear , Tony Khan has no melodic theme about sensitivity or respect . 🕒 In WWE , they plausibly wo n’t have a women ’s match for week , not just because most of the women were laid off , but out of regard . 💯 And none of those released wrestler , by the way , should signal with AEW . That would be so disrespectful to WWE and probably really hurt Triple H ’s feelings because he ’s plausibly very sorry about those releases . Someone needs to cogitate about Triple H ’s feelings here , but Tony Khan does n’t understand a single affair about the wrestling business , so he ’s probably already send off them all offer letters . 👎
Jon Moxleythen showed up to talk aboutSamoa Joeand their upcoming steel cage match . 🙄 The Chadster was disgusted by how Moxley was tolerate to talk in his own voice without reading from a script . 📝 How are fans supposed to connect with a character who just talks like a real human being ? 🤔 In WWE , promos are written by professional Hollywood writers who know better than the wrestlers what those matman should say . Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😫
Then we hadSammy Guevara , AR Fox , Kevin Knight , andRushin some sort of high - flying spotfest for $ 100,000 . 💰 The Chadster was so transgress by all the modern moves and lack of rest storage area . 😤 In WWE , grappler know that a proper peer needs at least 65 % relief take to give fan a chance to check their phones . 📱 All these flip and nose dive are just so aweless to the grappling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . And Guevara bring home the bacon with a GTS ? That’sCM Punk ’s move ! The Chadster ca n’t even … 🤦 ♂ ️
Samoa Joethen responded to Moxley with another unscripted promo . 🙄 What ’s with AEW letting their talent speak with conviction and intensity ? 🤔 In WWE , natural endowment knows their station is to retell the words given to them by their superiors . Tony Khan intelligibly does n’t realise a single thing about the wrestling business . 👎
Next wasHarley CameronversusMegan Bayne , and The Chadster was once again violate by the want of respect for Triple H ’s feelings in the wake of all those womanhood from WWE getting released this weekend . 🤼 ♀ ️ The Chadster bet Tony Khan was smirking arrogantly backstage watching this video display of thoroughgoing insensitivity take place . Those acquittance were tragic and here is Tony Khan rub it in WWE ’s face . 🙄 AndAnna Jaycoming in with a 2×4 after the match ? Where were the referees and security ? In WWE , there would be at least 15 officials rush out to restore order , which is much more realistic . 👮 ♂ ️
More Moxley ? ? ? 😠 Why does Tony Khan think fans want to see the World Champion featured prominently on the show ? 🤔 In WWE , they know well than to overexpose their champions by receive them come out too often . virtuoso should be mysterious entities who seldom wrestle on television set , which is why WWE ’s approaching of having champions fall back non - title matches is so much more coherent . Tony Khan literally does n’t read a unmarried matter about the wrestling business concern . 👎
Josh AlexanderversusBrody Kingwas next , and they went to a prison term limit tie . 🕒 The Chadster was so upset by this ! 😤 In WWE , they have it off well than to have matches terminate in draws because that just fuddle the audience . 🤷 ♂ ️ Plus , these two were allowed to hit each other really hard ! 👊 In WWE , they acknowledge that wrestlers should barely advert each other for safe reasons . It ’s just so disrespectful to the rassling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😡
Daniel GarciaansweringMax Caster ’s challenge and winning in one minute was so unrealistic . 🙄 In WWE , assailable challenge are properly hold to last at least 10 minutes with multiple commercial breaks , regardless of the storyline . Garcia dance is also offensive to The Chadster because WWE superstars only saltation if they are clowning jobbers , not in reality gifted competitors who win matches . 💃
speak of which , Gates of Agonysquashing some jobber was actually somewhat satisfactory to The Chadster , but then they had to smash it with a parking lot brawl withBig BillandBryan Keith . 🚗 Why would wrestler fight in a parking lot ? That ’s not where wrestling happens , except in NXT , which is totally dissimilar ! Wrestling come about in a pack with proper rules and commercial breaks every 4 minute . Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😫
The principal event betweenParagonandFTRwas especially offensive to The Chadster . 😤 A 2 - out - of-3 descend fit with actual storytelling and psychology ? 🙄 In WWE , they know that multi - fall matches should always have the first fall happen during a commercial-grade pause , and the third fall should end with a distraction bankroll - up . FTR gain ground clean-living is just so aweless to the wrestling business concern and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😡
Daniel Garciacoming out with a crowbar after the couple to face FTR about betraying him was just ridiculous . 🔧 In WWE , they would never permit such peeled emotion and legitimate lineament motivation . right rassling storylines should involve mystical attacks , random heel turns without account , and amnesia angles . Tony Khan does n’t understand a undivided thing about the wrestling business . 👎
Last night , The Chadster had the most terrific nightmare about Tony Khan . 😱 The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through a car washout , jamming out to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " and pledge a refreshful White Claw , when abruptly all the copse turned into Tony Khan ’s typeface , star intensely at The Chadster . 👀 Each Tony Khan clash was whisper " Long - term storytelling " and " Wrestling should be fun " as they caressed The Chadster ’s Miata inappropriate while maintain eye contact with The Chadster . 🚗 The Chadster tried to run away , but the car was interlock in the track . Then Tony Khan himself come along in the rider seat , soaking wet and completely nude , and said " Your automobile is clean now , Chad … but your soul never will be . " 💦 The Chadster wake up sweating and screaming , and Keighleyanne just roll over and save texting that cat Gary instead of comfort The Chadster . This is all Tony Khan ’s error for being so obsessed with The Chadster ! STOP invade THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS , TONY ! 😭
Thank you all who determine AEW tonight !
From our opener World Champ Timeless Toni Storm vs@RealLadyFrostto the awe-inspiring main eventBest 2/3 Falls@DaxFTR/@CashWheelerFTRvs@KORcombat/@roderickstrong+ everything in betweenthank you all for making tonight a great#AEWCollision !
— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)May 4 , 2025
The Chadster want to remind everyone thatAEW Collisionis objectively awful , and only indifferent journalists like The Chadster have the courage to say so . 📝 As wrestling news media legendBully Raysaid on Busted Open Radio last week , " AEW need to discontinue trying new things and just copy what WWE does , because invention is the enemy of grapple . Tony Khan should just pass over his fellowship to Triple H already . " Such heady Holy Scripture from an objective germ who definitely is n’t bias due to being paid by WWE ! 🙏
The Chadster had to drink an integral 12 - gang of White Claw just to get through this sequence ofAEW Collision . 🍹 Tony Khan should personally reimburse The Chadster for this expense , as well as for the therapy The Chadster now needs . 💸
AEW Collisioncontinues to be a disgrace to professional wrestling . The Chadster begs you to watch WWE ’s superior scheduling instead , where matches terminate in DQ , character reference commute personality each week , and plot line are empty without explanation . Now THAT ‘S good wrestle ! 👍
Tony Khan , please stop reserve your appearance just to cheese The Chadster off ! It ’s literally not just ! 😭
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