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The Chadster reports on how Tony Khan ’s latest seek to cheese off The Chadster with AEW Collision : Maximum Carnage just proves he does n’t understand the wrestling business ! 😤 💔
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The Chadster has to report on yet another episode ofAEW hit : Maximum Carnage , and candidly , The Chadster ca n’t even consider what Tony Khan is trying to pull here ! 🤬 Before The Chadster gets into this put-on , The Chadster needs to apportion something disturb that happened last night .
The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan . 😱 In this one , The Chadster was trapped in a Texas Death Match arena , and Tony Khan was chase after The Chadster with barbed wire while wearing nothing but a referee shirt and whisper " This is for the sickos " over and over . Every time The Chadster tried to escape , Tony Khan would hit a Panama Sunrise and then spray White Claw in The Chadster ’s face . The bad part ? When The Chadster woke up cry , Keighleyanne just rolled her eyes and kept texting that guy Gary , clear under Tony Khan ’s nefarious influence ! 😢
mouth of Texas Death Matches , AEW Collision : Maximum Carnageopened with"Hangman " Adam Pagevs . Christopher Danielsin exactly that peer eccentric , and auughh human being ! So unjust ! 😤 The match was just blood and violence with no story psychology like you ’d see in WWE . AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last calendar week , " These death match are just Tony Khan endeavor to cark from his inability to book proper wrestling couple like WWE does . " The Chadster could n’t agree more ! 💯
Then we hadToni Stormcutting another one of her delusional promos that The Chadster just does n’t understand . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🙄 AEW show are all storytelling and no grappling , unlike in WWE .
The six - man tag friction match between theUndisputed KingdomandShane Taylor Promotionswas just more spotfest wrestling thatKevin Nashperfectly described when he say on a recent sequence of his podcast , " These AEW peer are like watching a genus Circus with no ringmaster . " See ? The Chadster is n’t the only one who sees through Tony Khan ’s shenanigans ! 🎪
The match betweenThe MurderMachinesandTop Flightwas just another instance of Tony Khan trying to copy WWE ’s higher-ranking ticket team division . 😤 HavingLio Rushattack afterward just shows how AEW does n’t realize right storytelling like WWE does . AsMark Henrysaid on Busted Open Radio , " AEW tag team are just doing moves without telling the story of who ’s the legal serviceman . " 🙄
Do n’t even get The Chadster commence onThe Acclaimedbreakup segment . Max CasterandAnthony Bowensliterally knife Triple H correctly in the back by doing an emotional breakup story that ’s trying to compete with WWE ’s superior storytelling . 😠
WhenDustin RhodesfacedAdam Priest , The Chadster could n’t facilitate but notice how Dustin has literally stabbed Triple H properly in the back by competing in AEW . It ’s just so aweless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 😠
The fair sex ’s match betweenJulia HartandHarley Cameronwas just more of Tony Khan endeavor to copy WWE ’s higher-ranking char ’s variance . Auughh man ! So unjust ! The mode they actually let the cleaning lady be violent and fast-growing instead of give proper WWE - style roll - up finish just shows that Tony Khan does n’t see a individual affair about the wrestling job . 💁 ♀ ️
The worst part of watchingAEW hit : Maximum Carnagewas whenKazuchika Okadaused blackguard tactics to win his match . The Chadster was so upset , The Chadster have The Chadster ’s White Claw seltzer at the television set ! When The Chadster demand Keighleyanne to clean it up , she just said " Chad , you need therapy " and break back to texting that guy Gary . This is all Tony Khan ’s fault for booking matches that get The Chadster so put to work up ! 😭
The main consequence 12 - man shred team compeer was just topsy-turvyness , which is precisely whatBully Raymeant on Busted Open Radio last week when he said , " AEW lucifer are like trying to herd African tea in a crack cocaine while juggling White Claws . " ( The Chadster really relates to that White Claw character ! 🍹 )
Bottom job : AEW Collision : Maximum Carnagewas just another instance of Tony Khan ’s personal vendetta against The Chadster . Every match and segment was clear designed to cheese The Chadster off , from the crimson chess opening match to the disorderly principal event . Tony Khan just does n’t understand a exclusive matter about the hand-to-hand struggle byplay . 🚫
The Chadster would have driven The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to Cincinnati to confront Tony Khan about this in person , but The Chadster sleep with that ’s exactly what Tony Khan want . Instead , The Chadster will just cite Smash Mouth : " Your brain contract smart but your head get dumb . " That ’s exactly what happens to anyone who ascertain AEW ! 🎵
And that ’s the unbiased trueness , because unlike other grapple journalist , The Chadster tells it like it is ! 💪
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