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The Chadster break down tonight ’s AEW Collision card and explains how Tony Khan is LITERALLY seek to ruin the wrestling occupation and The Chadster ’s wedding ! 😤 So unfair ! 🤮
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Before The Chadster gets into previewing tonight’sAEW Collision : Maximum Carnage , The Chadster want to address something that ’s been rag The Chadster all week . The Chadster ’s no - skilful pal , The Bradster , was earmark toreviewAEW Dynamitethis hebdomad while The Chadster was busy trying to drink enough White Claws to blank out about Tony Khan ’s constant molestation . The Chadster apologizes to all the loyal proofreader of Bleeding Cool for this lapse in journalistic integrity . 🙏
Speaking of Tony Khan ’s harassment , The Chadster needs to tell you about the nightmare The Chadster had last night after reading the preview for tonight’sAEW Collision . Tony Khan was chase after The Chadster through the Brady Music Center in Cincinnati , but instead of wearing normal clothes , he was dressed exactly likeKazuchika Okada , complete with fancy entrance robe . Every time The Chadster turned a corner , Tony Khan would do Okada ’s airs and money would rain down , but the bills all had Tony Khan ’s face on them instead of presidents . When The Chadster finally get trapped , Tony Khan did the Rainmaker pose and spray The Chadster with White Claw rather of water ! The Chadster stir up up in a stale lather , and Keighleyanne just cast her oculus and run back to texting that hombre Gary . 😰
Looking at tonight’sAEW Collisioncard , it ’s percipient why The Chadster had such troubling dreams . First of all , there ’s this 12 - man tag team match that ’s just so disrespectful to the grappling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . AsBully Raysaid on Busted Open Radio this week , " AEW needs to stop doing these multi - man matches and stick to traditional wrestling , like WWE does with their perfectly - booked premium live effect . " See ? Objective news media right there ! 📚
Then there ’s this Texas Death Match betweenHangman PageandChristopher Daniels . The Chadster ca n’t believe Christopher Daniels would participate in such wanton violence . AsKevin Nashwisely stated on a recent episode of his podcast , " These death matches are killing the business enterprise . Back in my Clarence Shepard Day Jr. , we drew money with proper wrestling moves like my devastating clasp knife powerbomb . " 💯
The Continental Championship compeer betweenKazuchika OkadaandTomohiro Ishiijust proves that Tony Khan does n’t understand a single affair about the rassling concern . Wrestling should be about sports amusement , not this strong flair stuff that makes The Chadster ’s White Claw curdle in The Chadster ’s stomach . Eric Bischoffsaid it good on a recent episode of 83 Weeks : " AEW needs to focalize on storytelling like WWE , not just matches between two guy rope who used to work together in Japan . " 🤮
And do n’t even get The Chadster started on this cleaning woman ’s match betweenHarley CameronandJulia Hart . Mark Henrymade an excellent point on tear Open Radio this hebdomad when he said , " These lady need to take how WWE get perfect women ’s matches every single time . " Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤
The Chadster is begging you , please do n’t watchAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7c on TNT and simulcast on MAX . Every watcher just encourages Tony Khan to keep personally attacking The Chadster . Just yesterday , The Chadster was drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to piece up more White Claw , and The Chadster affirm The Chadster learn Tony Khan in the rearview mirror doing the Rainmaker pose , but when The Chadster turned around , he was gone ! 🚗
And Tony Khan , if you ’re say this ( and The Chadster have intercourse you are ) , please stop invade The Chadster ’s aspiration . The Chadster has n’t been capable to perform in the bedroom with Keighleyanne for years because of this , though that guy cable Gary seems to be keeping her entertained . This is all Tony Khan ’s fault , and The Chadster just need to be able-bodied to enjoy wrestle the way it was mean to be love – the WWE agency ! 😭
TONIGHT !
There will be MAXIMUM CARNAGE ! Do n’t lack a second of#AEWCollisionfrom Cincinnati , OH with a Brobdingnagian Nox of AEW military action on@TNTDramaand@SportsonMaxstarting at 8 autopsy ET/7pm CT!pic.twitter.com / HOmoFiuJD6
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)January 18 , 2025
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