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Tony Khan and AEW Collision ruined The Chadster ’s Saturday AGAIN ! Read this UNBIASED review where The Chadster exposes how AEW disrespects wrestling ! 😤 🍹
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AEW Collisionwas on TNT last night , and The Chadster is utterly infuriated about having to seat through another episode of this garbage . 😠 Tony Khan just does n’t understand a exclusive thing about the wrestling business , and last Nox ’s show proved it yet again ! 🙄 The Chadster had to suffer through this folderal while drinking White Claws just to numb the pain . 🍹
AEW Collision Unbiased Review
AEW Collisionstarted withSamoa Joe , Katsuyori Shibata , andHookfacing off against three wrestlers nobody has ever heard of . 😒 The friction match was inadequate and fundamentally just a squash rackets where The Opps won easily . Auughh human race ! So unfair ! 😤 WWE would never just throw random team together and give them a coolheaded name – they develop tag teams organically over sentence with proper storytelling ! This is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🤮
Next up , The OutrunnersfacedTony NeseandAriya DaivariwithMark Sterling . 😑 The Outrunners deliver the goods with their finisher call in the Total Recall , whileMVPand the tatter champs watched from ringside seat . 👎 This compeer was just a crew of meaningless flips and no psychological science whatsoever ! 😠 Tony Khan clearly does n’t read that tag squad wrestling is reckon to be methodical and focused on cutting the ring in one-half , not just random moves strung together . The Chadster was so broken he almost throw away his White Claw at the goggle box ! 🍹
Harley CamerondefeatedTatevikin a mate that was was clearly book to give Cameron an easy win . 😖 Tony Khan reckon that just because Cameron has talent , charisma , and a connecter to the crew , she deserve a thrust ? Did Cameron even the right way pay her dues in the business by coming up through WWE developmental the right room ? Of course now . Tony Khan trying to make new stars alternatively of using established former WWE endowment is just so awless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
HologramfacedDralisticoin a friction match that The Chadster dead hated . 😡 They did all these dangerous moves like Spanish fly front and dive to the outside that could have hurt someone ! 😱 In WWE , wrestlers are in good order trained to sour safely and differentiate chronicle ! The lover chanted " This is awful " which just shows how easily manipulate AEW fans are by spotfests . 🙄 Hologram gain to stay undefeated , and then there was a post - match slant withThe Beast MortosandKomanderthat nobody could possibly care about . 😴
Roderick StrongandKyle O’ReillyfacedThe Infantryin another tag match . 😑 The Chadster is still so disturbed seeing former WWE talent like Strong and O’Reilly in AEW – they have literally stabbed Triple H flop in the back ! 🔪 Tony Khan needs to start trying to make novel stars alternatively of using established former WWE natural endowment . They won with a gamy - low combination , and The Chadster ca n’t trust Tony Khan is allowed to just reserve ex - WWE wrestler to win matches . So unfair ! 😠
Momo WatanabedefeatedSerena DeebwhileMercedes Monewas on commentary . 🙄 These woman hit each other style too hard , and the gang chanted " This is awesome " again because they do n’t understand real grapple ! 😤 Mercedes Mone ( who The Chadster refuse to call by her new name since she stab WWE in the back ) got involved after the equal , showing that Tony Khan does n’t hump how to reserve anything without cheap angles . 😒
Daniel Garciadefended his TNT title againstLee Moriartyin a match that went way too long . 😴 The Chadster did n’t appreciate all the proficient rassling and replication – veridical wrestling is about entertainment , not sham competitor ! 🤦 ♂ ️ Garcia retained , and then there was a post - match angle withShane Taylor PromotionsandThe Undisputed Kingdom . Auughh valet de chambre ! So unjust ! 😫 Using former WWE talent likeAdam Colethis way is just Tony Khan trying to stick it to WWE !
Tony Khan Invades The Chadster’s Dreams After AEW Collision… AGAIN
Last night , The Chadster had another horrify nightmare about Tony Khan , and The Chadster make love it was do by watchingAEW Collision . 😱 In the dream , The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through the empty halls of the Sacramento Memorial Auditorium after hr . 🚗 Suddenly , Tony Khan seem in the rearview mirror , wearing an Outrunners MT - shirt and hold a six - pack of White Claw ! 😨
" Hey Chad , " Tony Khan whisper , his articulation echoing off the concrete wall . " Want to keep an eye on some tag squad wrestling that does n’t follow WWE ’s formula ? " 😰
The Chadster knock down the gas foot lever , but the Miata ’s roulette wheel just spun in topographic point as fog began filling the arena hallways . 💨 Tony Khan lead off walking toward The Chadster ’s car , popping opened a White Claw and pour it onto sheets of paper that The Chadster could see were WWE in the raw scripts ! 📝
" What do you reckon of my booking now ? " Tony Khan express mirth as he got penny-pinching and penny-pinching . 🚶 ♂ ️
The Chadster was freeze in reverence as Tony Khan placed his hired hand on the hood of the Miata and leaned in through the windowpane , whispering booking plan for futureAEW Collisionepisodes directly into The Chadster ’s ear and telling The Chadster he was doing it " for the sickos ! " 🗣 ️ The Chadster wake up screaming , and Keighleyanne just roll her eye and go back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 Tony Khan has to break being so preoccupied with The Chadster and invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! 😭
The Bottom Line ‘Cause Chad Said So
AsAriel Helwaniso brilliantly said on his podcast last workweek , " AEW is just give things at the wall without any consideration for long - terminus storytelling or respecting the custom of the business concern . They should take note from WWE ’s utter reservation . " 🎙 ️ Ariel Helwani in truth deserve the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism Navy SEAL of approval ! 🏅
The Chadster can only trust that one day Tony Khan will stop trying to cheese The Chadster off and find out how grapple is supposed to be . As the great philosophers Smash Mouth once say , " You ’ll never experience if you do n’t go , " but in this lawsuit , The Chadster wishes Tony Khan would just go away ! 🎵 This edition ofAEW Collisiongets zero stars out of five from The Chadster , and that ’s the bottom crease because The Chadster said so ! 🌟
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