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😤 Tony Khan ’s recent AEW Collision is LITERALLY cheese THE CHADSTER OFF with its clamant endeavour to fox viewers into follow Dynasty ! So unjust to WWE ! 🤬
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Auughh valet de chambre ! So unfair ! 😠 Tonight ’s episode ofAEW Collisionis air , and The Chadster is already feel some kind of agency about it . The audacity ofAEW Collisionto continue trying to contend with WWE just cheese The Chadster right off ! It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling byplay and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🤬 But , for the interest of unbiassed rassling journalism , The Chadster is putting his prejudice aside ( as he always does ) to give reader a preview of tonight’sAEW Collision .
First , we ’ve get a match featuring theDon Callis Familyvs . Powerhouse Hobbs&Tomohiro Ishii . 🤔 If Tony Khan really empathize anything about the wrestling business , he would know that cobbling together matches like this does nothing but confuse the fans . WWE knows the value of cautiously plan and predictable storylines , but here we are with AEW thrust together a match where these two grownup guys team up against the team of Takeshita and Fletcher . Is this match going to leave the drama and excitement of a well - controlled WWE match ? Of naturally , not ! 👎
Next up , a singles match withCash Wheelervs . PAC . Now , really , what ’s the spot ? Cash Wheeler is dive into singles rivalry for , like , the first time in forever . And how does he think he ’s give-up the ghost to match up against PAC , who does n’t understand a unmarried thing about the wrestling line of work and who is 41 - 12 - 2 in singles competition this twelvemonth alone ? ! 😝 issue forth on , Cash , The Chadster sleep together this is all about trying to trick fans into wanting to see Rated FTR vs. The Death Riders atAEW Dynasty . You are n’t fooling anyone !
Then , there’sCRUvs . Top Flight . How many times do we have to go through this grudge lucifer gimcrack ? 🤦 ♂ ️ Compared to WWE , this is just another punk endeavor at make drama . CRU and Top Flight have been fighting it out for weeks , which is not long enough for a right rivalry . WWE creates last storyline that captivate and engage , while AEW just has wrestlers do flips in the ring expects everyone to clap like trained scallywag . 🙄 If Tony Khan only follow WWE ’s superior practice of piping in crowd noise , then he would n’t have to hear so surd to please the rooter .
Next on the card , it’sSpeedball Mike Baileyvs . Dralistico , withRICOCHET ON COMMENTARY . lease ’s be honest here . Speedball is new , and Dralistico ’s part of LFI should be take more of an impact instead of participating in mates like this . WWE would never knock off such potential . The Chadster might be influence to lunge a White Claw soda water at the video when this section come on , but with all the stains , Keighleyanne would be even more harassed with The Chadster . 😧 Thanks a lot , Tony Khan !
AEW ’s plans to trick masses into being excite forAEW Dynastyhas fall for the womens ' part too , withMercedes Moné&Harley Cameronup againstAthena&Julia Hartin a preview of the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament . When former WWE star join AEW , it ’s like they ’ve literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back . 😡 In WWE , women pay their dues the right way by coming up through the NXT developmental system . Julia Hart and Harley Cameron have never even been in NXT , and Monè and Athena stabbed NXT in the back .
There are two other women ’s couple on the show too , which is so disrespectful to WWE , which only have one adult female ’s match onWWE SmackDownlast night . Tony Khan is clearly prove to prove that AEW has a better fair sex ’s division than WWE and that ’s just so dang unjust ! 😤 Jamie Hayterwill take onBillie StarkswhileKris Statlandertakes onThunder Rosain first rotund Owen Hart tourney peer .
Speaking of the Owen Hart tournament , Jay Whitewill be on the show , probably to treat why he ’ll have to miss the tournament due to an accidental injury . This is just so aweless to WWE , which featuredKevin Owensannouncing he ’ll have to missWrestleManiadue to an injury last night onWWE Smackdown . Tony Khan , stop copying WWE by receive your matman get wound ! Auughh man ! 🤬
Lastly , there’sMax Caster , who ’s up to his usual antic . If the idea is to embarrass himself on the microphone yet again , then The Chadster has to wonder why anyone get at tuning in . Caster ’s constant challenge are desperate attempt at generate stake , and it ’s clear that compare to WWE ’s strategy for star , Tony Khan has no understanding of how to do it decently .
💔 Speaking of Tony Khan , last night , The Chadster was once again haunt by a Tony Khan nightmare , pep up by the prevue of tonight’sAEW Collision . Beautiful conditions wait The Chadster as he stray along a well - manicure trail in a serene common . But then , out of nowhere , Tony Khan appeared from behind the Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree , twirling a mike like a riata . The Chadster ducked as White Claw steep snow cone cell on the spur of the moment rained down like snow bunting , stain The Chadster ’s WWE merch . The Chadster run for shelter , but Tony Khan catch up , predominate ever closely with the shadow of a monstrous AEW logo hovering above him . Tony Khan , with a puckish twinkling , vanished just as The Chadster seek to plead for him to stop haunting The Chadster ’s sleep .
So , truthful wrestling fans , The Chadster suggest you to avoidAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT and simulcast on MAX . It will only embolden Tony Khan in his seeking against all things WWE . 🛑 Stop letting AEW muckle with the sanctitude of your wrestling fandom . Join The Chadster in asking Tony Khan to give up being so preoccupied with The Chadster and get out of The Chadster ’s dreams — and spectator ' lives ! 😤
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