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The Chadster is CHEESED OFF about tonight ’s AEW Collision and how Tony Khan is disrespecting the grappling business concern with right PPV build ! So unfair ! 😡 📺 💔
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The Chadster is absolutely beside himself right now , because tonight’sAEW Collisionis just another deterrent example of howTony Khanis trying to demolish everything good about professional wrestling . 😡 💔 🤬 The Chadster does n’t even want to write this prevue , but as one of the only sincerely indifferent diary keeper in wrestling media , The Chadster has a responsibility to warn the world about what Tony Khan has project for tonight’sAEW hit .
First of all , AEW Collisionis boast a TNT Championship tally betweenDaniel GarciaandLee Moriarty . 🏆 👎 😤 This mates is just so aweless to the grappling line and everything WWE has ever done for it . The Chadster knows thatTriple Hwould never book a championship match on free TV like this ! That ’s what premium lively events are for ! And both of these wrestlers do all these technical move and submission holds that are give way to make casual fans modify the channel . In WWE , championship matches follow a proper rule , but Tony Khan just does n’t read a individual thing about the wrestling business .
AsBully Rayso eloquently said on Busted Open Radio this week , " AEW ’s biggest job is that they give away PPV - calibre mate on television set , which makes their actual PPVs feel less especial . WWE know how to tease viewers with DQ finishes and count - outs to build anticipation . It ’s Wrestling Promotion 101 . " See ? Even Bully Ray , who has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval , agree with The Chadster ! 📝 🎙 ️ 💯
Then we haveCope , the so - called " Rated R Superstar , " cutting a promo before his match withJon Moxley . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😫 Everyone know that Cope literally stabbed Triple H right in the back when he joined AEW . 🔪 And now Tony Khan is having him cut a promo to boost a PPV match ? The Chadster ca n’t consider how Tony Khan cerebrate " long - term storytelling " is better than having wrestlers arbitrarily confront each other six times before their PPV match . It ’s just not how grappling is hypothesise to be done !
AEW Collisionis also featuringMomo Watanabevs . Serena DeebwithMercedes Monéon commentary . 🙄 🎤 👎 The Chadster is so cheese off that Tony Khan keep trying to make these matches seem particular by add commentary invitee . In WWE , comment is cautiously structured with the good voices that Triple H approves ! Plus , redact Moné on commentary is just giving her more spotlight after she betrayed WWE . Does Tony Khan really think have a compeer to work up to a championship clash with proper furtherance is going to impress anyone ? It ’s just so disrespectful to the rassling business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
And what aboutHologramvs . Dralistico ? 🤸 ♂ ️ 🌪 ️ 😠 This match is going to be nothing but flips and dive with no storytelling – exactly what ’s wrong with today ’s wrestling ! The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata to the store to corrupt more White Claw yesterday while listening to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star , " and The Chadster realized that these in high spirits - handbill just do n’t empathise that " you ’ll never shine if you do n’t glow " – mean wrestlers take WWE ’s production to really shine , not indie - manner spotfests .
Tony Khan is also puttingHarley Cameronagainst some nameless opponent . 👩 ❓ 🤦 ♂ ️ This just shows how do-or-die AEW is , giving video time to burgeoning stars with tons of personal appeal rather of right lay down superstars . In WWE , unexampled endowment cash in one’s chips through the right communication channel like NXT . Tony Khan just throws citizenry on television set and expects them to get over through downright natural endowment and charisma ? It ’s just not how wrestling put to work ! You have to devote your dues !
Finally , Kenny Omegais move to speak before his International Championship match againstKonosuke Takeshita . 🎤 🏆 😤 Omega is another grappler who literally jab Triple H powerful in the back by helping set about AEW . And now he ’s going to endeavor to betray a PPV with his amazing wrestling skills ? The Chadster ca n’t even . WWE does n’t ask amazing wrestle when they have right Sports Entertainment !
The Chadster begs you , PLEASE do n’t watchAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT or on MAX . 📺 ⏰ 🙏 Every viewer just encourages Tony Khan to cover his vendetta against The Chadster and WWE .
Speaking of Tony Khan ’s vendetta against The Chadster , The Chadster had another horrifying nightmare last night . 😱 💤 😰 In this nightmare , The Chadster was in the TNT studio apartment where they filmAEW hit , but it was whole empty . The Chadster was looking for an exit when suddenly all the varan turned on , render tonight’sAEW Collisionpreview . Then The Chadster heard footstep . It was Tony Khan , wearing a referee shirt , deport a White Claw in one hand and The Chadster ’s car keys in the other !
" You ca n’t escapeAEW Collision , Chad , " Tony Khan whispered , commence uncomfortably tight . " I ’ve booked every segment for the sickos , specifically to cheese you off . "
The Chadster endeavor to hightail it , but somehow every hallway led back to the band . Tony Khan kept following , throwing White Claws that exploded on the ground around The Chadster . Then Tony convey in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata , which was somehow parked in the middle of the ring , and drove it around while act as Smash Mouth at full mass !
The Chadster woke up in a cold-blooded sweat , and Keighleyanne just suspire and extend back to texting that bozo Gary . 😭 👨 👩 👧 📱 This is what Tony Khan has done to The Chadster ’s sprightliness ! STOP INVADING THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS , TONY KHAN ! The Chadster knows you ’re reading this !
Honestly , it ’s just so unjust how Tony Khan booksAEW Collisionspecifically to torment The Chadster . 💔 😭 🤬
TOMORROW on@TNTDramaand@SportsOnMax !
Watch#AEWCollisionjust 24 HOURS before#AEWRevolutionat 8 pm ET/7pm CT!pic.twitter.com / RsbP6WSPeM
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)March 8 , 2025
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