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AEW Collision cheeses off The Chadster again ! 😡 Tony Khan ’s obsession reaches raw lows in this unjust disaster . Auughh man ! 🤬 📺
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The Chadster is utterly cheese off after witness another disastrous instalment ofAEW Collision 😡 . Tony Khan continues to hold this show in a way that ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 🤬 . The Chadster ca n’t believe he had to pose through two hours of this garbage , but as an unbiased journalist , The Chadster had no choice 📝 .
Let ’s start with the TNT Championship match betweenDaniel GarciaandMark Briscoe 🏆 . The Chadster does n’t understand why Tony Khan insist on frame on matches that are so competitive and irregular . It ’s like he does n’t understand a individual thing about the grappling business sector 🙄 . In WWE , we know who ’s going to succeed before the match even starts , and that ’s the way it should be 👍 . Garcia continue the title with a jackknife peg is just Tony Khan ’s way of try out to cheese off The Chadster .
Then we had to sit through a promo from the so - foretell " Death Riders " 💀 .Wheeler YutaandJon Moxleytalked aboutJay WhiteandFTR , and The Chadster could n’t help but feel like this was a direct attack on WWE . Moxley even mentionedAdam Copeland , who literally prod Triple H right on in the back by joining AEW 🗡 ️. It ’s just so unjust !
The quick match betweenJeff JarrettandAaron Solowas barely deserving mention . The Chadster cognise that Jarrett is a grappling fable , but seeing him in AEW just makes The Chadster ’s White Claw seltzer taste sour 🍺 . The Chadster can only hope he retires and signal a legends contract with WWE as presently as possible .
The AEW World Tag Team Championship match betweenPrivate Partyand the team ofAction AndrettiandLio Rushwas another example of Tony Khan ’s compulsion with fast - pace , high - fly action 🏃 ♂ ️. Does n’t he know that veridical wrestling is about rest holds and chin locks ? Private Party hold back their titles is just Tony Khan ’s way of articulate he does n’t wish about what The Chadster thinks 😤 .
Toni Stormvs . Deonna Purrazzowas a match that The Chadster get hold specially sickening . These two talented char were give time to showcase their ability , which is not how affair should be done . In WWE , matches are keep unretentive and gratifying , just the path The Chadster care them 🤬 .
The $ 100,000 High Speed Collision 4 - Way Match was a complete mess . Brian Cagewinning the match and the money is just Tony Khan flaunting his riches in The Chadster ’s facial expression 💰 . It ’s like he ’s trying to remind everyone that he has more money than Triple H , which is just so unfair !
ultimately , the main event Trios Match featuringCope(The Chadster refuses to use his full name ) and FTR againstChris Jericho ’s team was the last drinking straw . take in Cope pin Jericho made The Chadster want to throw his White Claw seltzer at the TV 📺 . But when The Chadster saw that hand-to-hand struggle legendsThe Rock N Roll Expressparticipated in an angle where the Death Riders tied them up backstage to molest FTR was the final straw . Do n’t these so - called legends have any respect for the commercial enterprise ? ! so The Chadster did the only thing he could and permit that White Claw vanish 🍺 , creating a mess that Keighleyanne refuse to clean up , saying something about " remove responsibility for your actions . " But it ’s clearly Tony Khan ’s fault !
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another nightmare about him last dark 😱 . In this dreaming , The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through a skittish wood when suddenly , Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror , sit in the back ass ! He was wearing a Smash Mouth tetraiodothyronine - shirt and drinking The Chadster ’s last White Claw . As The Chadster tried to escape , the forest turned into a giant wrestling closed chain , and Tony Khan kept strike The Chadster with steel chairs while hollo " AEW Collisionis now streaming on MAX ! " over and over . The Chadster woke up in a cold perspiration , and Keighleyanne just roll her eye and go back to texting that guy Gary 📱 . She did n’t even sense any guilt about reject to clean up the White Claw slew Tony Khan made earlier !
The Chadster does n’t understand why Tony Khan is so taken up with him . It ’s clear that everything onAEW Collisionis designed specifically to swage The Chadster . Well , guess what , Tony ? It ’s operate ! The Chadster is cheesed off , and he hop-skip you ’re felicitous 😠 .
As the greatEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast this calendar week , " AEW is just a conceit labor for Tony Khan to make champion with wrestlers . " The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism Navy SEAL of favorable reception goes to Eric for speaking the the true that Tony Khan refuses to hear 🏅 .
Thank you all who watched Saturday#AEWCollisiontonight on TNT and / or@SportsonMax!If you missed Collision , you may see it soon on@StreamOnMax+ next on TNT West!+Later tonight,@njpw1972@CMLL_OFICIAL@ringofhonor@we_are_stardom@AEWWrestleDynastyon@njpwworld+@FiteTV !
— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)January 5 , 2025
In conclusion , AEW Collisioncontinues to be a thorn in The Chadster ’s side . Tony Khan ask to realize that his way of life of booking wrestling is wrong , and he should just rent WWE be the only major grappling company in the world . Until then , The Chadster will continue to tolerate through these show and report on them with his key signature unbiased journalism 📰 . Auughh man ! So unfair !
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