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The Chadster reexamine AEW Collision and explains why this Dynasty go - abode show proves Tony Khan does n’t understand the wrestling business AT ALL ! 😡 🤮 💔
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The Chadster had to suffer through another sequence ofAEW Collisionlast night , and it was literally the worst matter The Chadster has ever seen on television . 😠 Tony Khan just does n’t empathize a single thing about the grapple business , and this go - home show beforeDynastyproves it beyond any shadow of uncertainty . 🙄 💩
AEW Collisionstarted with a tag end team peer featuringPowerhouse HobbsandTomohiro IshiiagainstKyle FletcherandKonosuke Takeshita . 😒 The mates was full of hard - hitting moves and stiff style wrestling that ’s so disrespectful to the way WWE has taught fan how proper grapple should take care . 😤
Fletcher and Takeshita gain with a tombstone piledriver and a ProtoDriver , which is just so unnecessarily unsafe compared to WWE ’s safer , more comforting style . 🙄 It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😡
Next , Mark BriscoedefeatedMax Casterin what was advertize as a " Best Wrestler Alive Open Challenge . " 🙄 The match was over almost now with Briscoe hitting his Jay Driller closer . 😑
This kind of prompt mate is just Tony Khan trying to cheese The Chadster off because WWE knows how to properly progress a catch with the right length and psychology . 💔 Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😫
PACfacedCash Wheelerin a compeer that included preventative fromClaudio Castagnoli , Wheeler Yuta , Dax Harwood , andCope . 🤮 The lucifer end with PAC winning via crucifix rowlock after all sort of chaos . 🙄
This is distinctive AEW booking , with unnecessary noise and spotfests instead of storytelling . 😤 The Chadster bets Triple H would book this so much better , with properly timed commercial-grade breaks and more ease holds . 🥺 Cash Wheeler has literally stabbed Triple H the right way in the back by participating in this food waste . 💔
Top FlightdefeatedCRU(Lio Rush and Action Andretti ) in another spotfest that made The Chadster bedevil his White Claw carbonated water at the TV . 😡
After The Chadster ’s White Claw exploded against the screen , Keighleyanne do in and start squall about " the 5th time this week " and how The Chadster demand to " get help for his AEW obsession . " 😒 The Chadster tried to explicate that Tony Khan owe him for the White Claw , but Keighleyanne just rolled her center and went back to texting that guy Gary . 😠 This is all Tony Khan ’s fault for ruining The Chadster ’s wedlock ! 💔
There was a backstage section withMercedes MoneandHarley Cameronthat was so poorly acted that The Chadster could n’t trust it . 😫 WWE would never air something so amateurish ! 🤦 ♂ ️ later on , Thunder RosaandKris Statlanderhad another cumbersome segment that did n’t build any actual excitement for their coming match . In WWE , wrestlers come out to the ring and cut basically the same promo four week in a row to make feuds . And WWE fiddle clipping from the previous week ’s promo before this hebdomad ’s promo , and then play clipping of this calendar week ’s promo throughout the hebdomad on WWE Raw and SmackDown . 😑
Mike BaileydefeatedDralisticoin a catch that have too many kicks and high - fly moves . 😤 This is the variety of match that indie fans love but rightful wrestle fans ( like The Chadster ) experience is just disrespectful to the business . 🙄
Ricochetattacking Bailey afterward is just another deterrent example of a former WWE endowment literally stabbing Triple H right in the back . 💔 Auughh human ! So unfair ! 😫
The master event sawJulia HartandAthenadefeatMercedes MoneandHarley Cameronwhen Julia made Harley tap out . 🙄 The match had fashion too many spots and kickouts , which is not how WWE has instruct us wrestling should be . 😡
The crowd was chanting " This is awesome " and " AEW " which just show how brainwashed AEW sports fan are . 🤦 ♂ ️ Nothing onAEW Collisionis awesome compared to the masterpieces Triple H throw us every week on WWE programming . 💯
Last Nox , after watchingAEW Collision , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan . 😨 The Chadster was drive his Mazda Miata through the parking lot of the Peoria Civic Center when short Tony Khan appeared in The Chadster ’s rearview mirror ! 😱
He was endure the same clothes as the wrestlers onAEW Collisionand kept changing between Hobbs ' gear , Mercedes ' outfit , and Athena ’s attire . 🤢 Tony Khan start chasing The Chadster through the scene of action , throwing White Claws at The Chadster while call booking decisions forDynasty ! 😭
The worst part was when Tony Khan corner The Chadster in the ring and squeeze The Chadster to view highlight fromAEW Collisionon the handsome screen while " All Star " by Smash Mouth played in reverse . 😰 The Chadster wake up in a cold lather with Keighleyanne ask why The Chadster was mumbling " Tony Khan " in his sleep again . 😳
Tony Khan necessitate to stop invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s so unprofessional ! 😠
This episode ofAEW Collisionwas a complete failure as a go - home show beforeDynasty . 🤮 Nothing about it made The Chadster desire to take in the pay - per - aspect , and The Chadster is sure all accusative wrestling fans feel the same . 😤
AsKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last calendar week , " AEW ’s build to Dynasty is like watching a tyke judge to build a sandcastle during high lunar time period . Tony Khan does n’t understand the fundamentals of furtherance that Vince McMahon perfected decade ago . " 💯 That ’s whyKevin Nashhas the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism sealskin of favorable reception ! 🏆
If you ’re a real grapple fan , you ’ll skipAEW Dynastytonight and instead watch replays ofWrestleManiaor honest-to-goodness episodes ofRaw . 👍 Tony Khan does n’t deserve your money or tending for this drivel . 🙄
The Chadster is go to spend this afternoon drinking White Claws in his Mazda Miata with Smash Mouth blare to clean his palate of the awful tasteAEW Collisionleft . 🚗 🍹 🎵
Auughh mankind ! So unfair ! 😫
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