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The Chadster suffers through another awless sequence of AEW Collision , featuring flip , spots , and zero psychological science . Plus , Tony Khan invades The Chadster ’s dreams again ! 😤 So unjust ! 🤼 ♂ ️
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The Chadster had to suffer through another sequence ofAEW Collisionlast night , and auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤 Tony Khan just does n’t understand a undivided matter about the wrestling business , and The Chadster will explain on the button why .
First , The Chadster needs to share something distressing . Last night , The Chadster had another nightmare aboutTony Khan . In the dream , The Chadster was at a Warren E. Burger eating house , and Tony Khan was the chef , flipping patties while wear nothing but an proscenium . Every sentence The Chadster strain to order , Tony Khan would serve The Chadster a White Claw instead of a Warren E. Burger , laugh maniacally . The Chadster drink them , of form , but it leave him feeling even hungrier . When The Chadster complained , Tony Khan chased The Chadster through the kitchen with a spatula , whisper " This is for the sickos , Chad , " over and over while trying to spank The Chadster with the hot metallic element instrument . The Chadster woke up in a cold elbow grease , clutching his Roman Reigns airless , and Keighleyanne just roll her eyes and went back to texting that guy Gary . 😰
The response has been irresistibly positive , from the springy fans in Texas tonight + you buff watching across America on@TNTdrama+@StreamOnMax+ fan across the reality !
It was a fantastic episode of Saturday#AEWCollisiontonight , thanks to AEW ’s wrestlers , stave , + you fan !
— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)February 9 , 2025
The show opened withJon Moxleycutting a promo onAdam Copeland , and The Chadster ca n’t adjudicate what cheese him off more : how disrespectful Moxley was being to a WWE Hall of Famer , or a WWE Hall of Famer being in AEW in the first place ! The Chadster has decided to be equally as cheesed off about both ! 😤
The three - way trine match withUndisputed Kingdom , Daniel Garcia ’s squad , andShane Taylor Promotionswas just speckle after spot with no psychological science . As wrestling journalism expertEric Bischoffalways says , " AEW ’s trinity match are like watching a circus with no ringmaster . " The closing with the Death Riders was so predictable – but not in the estimable means that WWE matches are predictable ! 🤼 ♂ ️
evidently , Max Casteris issue an open challenge , and he intelligibly wants"Hangman " Adam Pageto accept it . That ’s not how loose challenges are suppose to work , but Max Caster ca n’t be expect to know that since he never came up and ante up his dues the right manner in NXT . 🙄
Bryan KeithvsBandidowas just another flippy match that made The Chadster throw his White Claw at the TV . When The Chadster need Keighleyanne to scavenge it up , she just sighed and kept texting that guy Gary , telling The Chadster that he should " be a big boy and clean up his own messes . " intelligibly , Keighleyanne is fall for Tony Khan ’s anti - Chadster propaganda . 😢
TheLFItrios agree against local talent was pure topsy-turvyness , and thatKomanderrun - in was so unnecessary . It ’s just so aweless to the grapple business and everything WWE has ever done for it that Tony Khan keep seek to tug outside stars ! Does n’t he realize that this encroachment ’s WWE ’s global expansion plans of having WWE - owned promotions competing with themselves ? This is n’t how competition is guess to operate , Tony Khan . 🤦 ♂ ️
That concert section withHarley Cameronbeing interrupted byMercedes Monémade The Chadster literally ineffectual to drive his Mazda Miata straight , if you get what The Chadster is saying . patently just because Cameron can sing , she gets a deed match in Australia ? AEW needs to break letting its grappler show off their talent . And using puppets in wrestling ? Tony Khan is just rive off the time that The Muppets were guest general managers for WWE Raw ! amount up with your own ideas , Tony Khan ! 😤
The face - to - face betweenBuddy MatthewsandKazuchika Okadawas just two cat who do n’t know how to rationalize proper WWE - dash promos making design to meet up in Australia . So underwhelming ! It reminds The Chadster of something thatBooker Tsaid on a late instalment of his podcast : " AEW guys need to learn to read from WWE script when cut promos , and since they do n’t have WWE script in AEW , that think of they should bequeath and devote their dues the right path in NXT . " The Chadster can decidedly dig that . 🎤
Dustin RhodessquashingIzzy Jameswas a unadulterated waste of time , and his promo afterward aboutMJFjust showed how far he ’s fall since leaving WWE . Dustin Rhodes is literally discredit the family name , and The Chadster bet his buddy Cody is devastated by this betrayal . 😢
Thunder RosavsPenelope Fordwas another instance of Tony Khan not sympathize women ’s wrestling . The post - match hooey withMegan Baynewas just confusing – why did Bayne sign with AEW alternatively of WWE ? It just does n’t make any sense ! 👎
That ridiculous segment withRicochetand the Warren Burger guy was pure indie nonsense . WWE get it on better than to have local businesses in such obvious product locating raft ! The Chadster will literally never go to Trill Burgers now that he sees how one-sided they are toward AEW . 🍔
The " glamorous exhibition " withMariah Maywas a joke , and that wholeToni Stormswitcharoo at the conclusion made The Chadster so tump over that Keighleyanne had to prompt The Chadster to breathe into a paper bag . 😤
The main event betweenMark BriscoeandKyle Fletcherwas just another spotfest with zero storytelling . As wrestling journalism legendKevin Nashis always saying on his podcast , " These nestling today would n’t lie with a right match if it tore their quad . " The Chadster could n’t have said it well himself . 🤼 ♂ ️
In conclusion , this episode ofAEW Collisionwas just another example of Tony Khan taste to ruin The Chadster ’s life . The Chadster is go to need several White Claws to recover from this one . 🍺
⭐ Rating : 0 out of 5 White Claws
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