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The Chadster suffers through another AEW Collision ! 😡 Tony Khan ’s latest rape on wrestling leaves The Chadster cheesed off and consume nightmares . 🤦 ♂ ️
The Chadster is utterly cheesed off after watch another instalment ofAEW Collision 😡 . Tony Khan just does n’t infer a single affair about the wrestling business , and The Chadster ca n’t believe he ’s still take into account to go a company . Let ’s break down this travesty of a show , shall we ? 🙄
First up , we hadCopevsBig Bill . Auughh gentleman’s gentleman ! So unjust ! 😤 Tony Khan distinctly booked this match just to cheese off The Chadster . make out winning via ref stoppage ? It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling concern and everything WWE has ever done for it . And do n’t even get The Chadster started onChris Jerichobeing on commentary . He ’s literally jab Triple H the right way in the back by colligate with AEW . And The Chadster gets what " Cope " is endeavor to do — rip off WWE who give him a monosyllabic name . Well , " Cope , " The Chadster hopes you enjoy when WWE sues you violating its trademark on one - syllable names . 😂
Then we had"Hangman " Adam Pagecutting a promo onChristopher Danielsof all the great unwashed , a guy cable whose bad minute in pro wrestling was when he wasalmostthe Higher Power . The Chadster could n’t consider his ears when Page peach about " maim " Daniels . This kind of violent linguistic communication has no spot in professional grappling ! 😱 WWE would never stoop so blue , but if they did , The Chadster would be o.k. with it because they ’d be doing it the good way . Daniels responded subsequently on , trying to hype up their friction match forDynamiteon Wednesday in a cheap attempt to reap viewers .
The couple betweenPACandKomanderwas just a spotfest with no story . Tony Khan clearly does n’t realise that wrestling is about storytelling , not flips and kick . 🤦 ♂ ️ And the post - match brawl ? So unneeded . WWE knows how to stop matches cleanly . And what ’s with PAC ’s name , anyway ? It ’s clearly an inferior version of WWE ’s legendaryX - PAC . 🙄
The Death RidersvsThe Outrunnerswas another example of AEW ’s complete neglect for tag team wrestling first harmonic . The Chadster stakes Tony Khan was cackling with hilarity watching this mess unfold . 😒 Meanwhile , Vince McMahonis rolling over in his grave .
Powerhouse Hobbscutting a promo onJon Moxleywas just crude . Using Logos like " b * * * * " on tv set ? It ’s clear Tony Khan has no obedience for family - favorable scheduling . The last matter the wrestling business needs is a caller getting idle with the foul language just because they ’ve landed a deal with a cyclosis service of process .
With his deed of conveyance shot lock in , Powerhouse Hobbs get up to shock the world and walk away as the NEW AEW World Champion !
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)January 12 , 2025
The mates betweenMariah MayandHarley Cameronwas way too short . The Chadster knows WWE would never shortchange its women ’s partitioning like this , but if they did , it would be for the right understanding . Tony Khan obviously does n’t care about women ’s wrestling . 😤 Unlike WWE , whose commitment to women ’s authorisation is apparent in the multiple hush money payments made to former gift and employees . 💰
The TNT Championship match betweenDaniel GarciaandKatsuyori Shibatawas just a chop - fest with no existent grappling . The Chadster knows that veridical wrestling involves rest moderate and slow - paced action , not this high - shock meaninglessness .
Finally , the master effect betweenDax HarwoodandChris Jerichowas an overbooked mess . The post - match brawl was pure chaos , and The Chadster is certain Tony Khan was backstage , rubbing his hands together with glee at the sentiment of The Chadster ’s hurt . 😡 Not cool , Tony Khan !
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another incubus about him last nighttime after watchingAEW Collision , and it was really worrying . The Chadster was walking through a dense , foggy forest , the thick mist wee-wee it hard to see more than a few foot ahead . 🌲 Uneasy , The Chadster clutched a White Claw for solace while listening to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " on a loop . 🐺 The rustling of leaves made The Chadster twist around , and there he was : Tony Khan appeared in the moonshine , his eyes gleaming with a mischievous glint , wearing a smug grinning that sent shudder down The Chadster ’s spine . As The Chadster tried to run , the fog seemed to part wherever Khan step , allowing him to glide effortlessly through the timber like a spectre of fixation . cogitate quickly , The Chadster maneuvered around the tree , but Khan kept closing in , whisper promises of a wrestling world controlled by chaos and rebelliousness . Just when his breath warmed the back of The Chadster ’s neck , The Chadster woke up in fright , seize the pillow tightly and wishing the incubus would terminate . 😰
The Chadster is win over that Tony Khan is invading his dreams now . It ’s not enough that he ’s ruined wrestling , now he ’s trying to ruin The Chadster ’s sleep too ! When will Tony Khan ’s obsession with The Chadster end ?
Anyways , AEW Collisionwas another slap in the font to true wrestling fans . The Chadster can only hope that one day , Tony Khan will realize the wrongdoing of his shipway and cease trying to contend with WWE . Until then , The Chadster will remain to be the vox of unbiased news media in the wrestle world . 🎤
As the outstanding Bully Ray said on Busted Open Radio last week , " AEW is like a mellow school period of play compared to WWE ’s Broadway yield . Tony Khan needs to learn from the masters or take it up . " The Chadster could n’t hold more with this objective appraisal . 💯 Once again , these unbiassed journalist speak the verity that Tony Khan reject to take heed .
The Chadster tried to explain all this to Keighleyanne , but she just suspire and depart back to texting that guy Gary . It ’s clear that Tony Khan ’s influence has even penetrate The Chadster ’s marriage . When will the torment end ? 😭
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