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The Chadster endured another frightening AEW Collision while WWE ’s Elimination Chamber dominate ! Tony Khan ’s reservation cheeses off true wrestling devotee ! 😤

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The Chadster is utterly disgusted 🤢 that he had to watchAEW Collisionlast night on his DVR after the historic masterpiece of WWE ’s Elimination Chamber PLE left The Chadster feeling just so elated while also forcing The Chadster to hide from the policy after his appropriate " jubilation . " The Chadster would much rather have been basking in the sweet afterglow of John Cena andThe Rockturning heel onCody Rhodes , but The Chadster has a journalistic responsibleness 📝 to coverAEW Collision , even though it literally stab Triple H right in the back .

AEW Collisionopened withFTRfacingKyle O’ReillyandRoderick Strongof the Undisputed Kingdom . 🙄 This couple was just so disrespectful to the wrestling business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it . The way they were doing actual tag squad wrestling with rag and double squad moves rather of just having random partners who hate each other ? Auughh humanity ! So unfair ! 😠 And then Dax Harwood tried to play all honorable by restarting the compeer when his opponent ’s metrical foot was on the Mexican valium ? In WWE , when a superhero babyface like John Cena see an opportunity to pin his resister after interference , like when he pinnedCM Punkafter a stomp by an already eliminatedSeth Freakin ' Rollins , he go for it – that ’s real wrestling ! Tony Khan clearly does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling clientele . 🤦 ‍ ♂ ️ 💔

Next up wasWheeler YutabeatingWillie Mackin a ready lucifer . 😤 ThenJon Moxleycame out with his stupid briefcase that he uses because he ’s ashamed AEW ’s form of address bash is n’t anywhere virtually as prestigious as WWE ’s and made Yuta attack Mack after the match . The Chadster can not consider Tony Khan is trying to build characters with consistent motivation and storylines . So disrespectful ! 😡

Then there was some backstage segment withMercedes Monegetting a drunkenness thrown in her expression byBillie Starkz . 💦 This remind The Chadster of something traumatic that happened last night …

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You see , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last nighttime . 😱 The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through a cable car washing , windows down , enjoying the smell of White Claw and blasting " All Star " by Smash Mouth . Suddenly , Tony Khan appeared in the rider place , jade swim trunks and covered in soap suds ! 🧼 " How ’s it go , Chad ? " he said with that smirk . The Chadster tried to miss but the elevator car wash conveyor belt kept pulling the Miata forward . Tony Khan started throw White Claws at The Chadster , but they were all empty ! " I drink them all , " Tony Khan express mirth . " Just like I ’m drinking up WWE ’s interview percentage ! " The Chadster stress to escape , but Tony Khan climbed on top of The Chadster and hold him down . " This is for the sickos , " Tony Khan whisper , his cheek mere centimeter ’s from The Chadster ’s own , his red-hot intimation steaming The Chadster ’s eyeballs . The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat , and Keighleyanne was already alive , texting that guy Gary . Tony Khan require to STOP invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s pay back really weird ! 😤 😤 😤

Swerve Stricklandthen beatClark Connorsin a mates that was just so spotty . 🤸 ‍ ♂ ️ In WWE , wrestlers sympathize that you ’re supposed to rest in headlocks for 5 minutes at a time ! That ’s literal wrestling psychological science that Tony Khan is deliberately ignoring just to cheese The Chadster off !

Shane Taylor PromotionsandThe Infantrywon a trios couple that The Chadster could n’t wish less about . 🥱 AEW give actual factions and squad instead of willy-nilly paired wrestlers who were unity stars last week is just so aweless to the wrestling business enterprise .

The TNT Championship match betweenDaniel GarciaandAdam Coleended in a no - contest when Shane Taylor Promotions interpose . 😑 The Chadster ca n’t think AEW would book a non - finish when WWE perfected the distraction roll - up finish year ago ! It ’s just so obvious that Tony Khan does n’t empathize a single thing about the wrestling job . 💔

Queen AminatabeatJulia Hart , which makes no signified because Julia is part of a spooky faction , and in WWE , spooky characters never lose regular matches . 👻 Just more evidence that Tony Khan is book this show specifically to cheese The Chadster off !

Kenny Omegacut a promo about challengingTakeshitafor his belt at Revolution . 🙄 The Chadster ca n’t believe Kenny Omega would literally knife Triple H right in the back by continue to solve for AEW instead of coming to WWE where he belong .

in conclusion , Powerhouse HobbsandBandidobeatBig BillandBryan Keithin the chief issue . 😤 The room the crowd was chant " This is awesome " was so unfair to WWE ! Those devotee distinctly do n’t infer a single matter about the wrestling occupation . You ’re supposed to stare at your phone during matches , not actually enjoy them !

In conclusion , AEW Collisionwas perfectly dreaded as usual . 🤮 The Chadster ca n’t believe anyone would watch this instead of the incredible Elimination Chamber PLE where WWE actually understands storytelling and how to book wrestling properly .

As wrestling journalistEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last week , " Tony Khan could book Kenny Omega vs. Will Ospreay in a 60 - minute of arc Iron Man couple and it still would n’t be as compelling as watching Dominik Mysterio take the air to the ringing in WWE because AEW lacks the sophisticated part development that WWE has hone . " 📢 And Eric Bischoff would know – he ’s understandably unbiased just like The Chadster !

Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😭 The Chadster want to go drink in some White Claws to forget he ever had to watchAEW Collision . 🍹 See you tomorrow for the superiorWWE Monday Night Raw .

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