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The Chadster suffered through another monstrous AEW Collision ! Tony Khan continues to cheese off The Chadster with his terrible engagement ! 😤 🤬 💔
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Last nighttime , The Chadster had the utmost displeasure of watchingAEW Collisionbecause The Chadster is a professional wrestling diary keeper who take to watch everything to keep The Chadster ’s objective perspective . 😒 💔 The Chadster would much rather have been driving around in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata while blasting Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " and drinking White Claw , but professional responsibilities come first . 🚗 🎵 🍹
AEW Collisionstarted withToni Stormcutting a promo about her loss toMegan Bayne , only to get attacked by Bayne andPenelope Ford . 😡 This is exactly what ’s unseasonable with AEW – they just do random attacks instead of having bald say-so figures make match the right WWE way . It ’s just so disrespectful to the grappling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 👎 💩
ThenJon Moxleyand his Death Riders group cut promos that were all edgy and red . 🙄 The Chadster does n’t read why AEW thinks blood and violence sell . WWE has proven that PG capacity and clearly - cut practiced guys and unfit guy rope are what wrestle fans really want . Tony Khan just does n’t read a single affair about the wrestling concern . 🤦 ♂ ️ 😤
The hatchway match sawJay WhitedefeatKevin Knightwith the Blade Runner . 😠 This match had way too many false finishes and counter moves , which is not how real grappling works . In WWE , matches follow a right structure that does n’t confuse watcher . Making matters worse , The Chadster ’s own brother , The Bradster , had the nerve topublish a post this morningcelebrating Knight sign language with AEW after the match , as if literally stabbing WWE right in the back is something to be lofty of ! Auughh piece ! So unjust ! 😫 🤯
Mercedes MonébeatRobyn Renegadeand then got confronted byAthena . 👎 The Chadster does n’t empathize why AEW hold open pushing these former WWE stars who literally stabbed Triple H aright in the back . moreover , giving adult female substantial clock time and principal outcome on TV latterly is distinctly just Tony Khan answer to criticism from fans , when everyone know the correct fashion to respond to literary criticism is to repeat down , give the fans more of the matter they detest to penalise them , and pipe in fake cheers or razz to drown out the discontent , like WWE does . 👿 🤬
The Chadster also had to persist a wing section whereQueen Aminatawasn’t medically clear to wrestle , and she had an interaction withSerena Deeb . 🙄 Deeb tried to give her advice and a playbook , but Aminata discourteously rejected it . 😤 This is typical AEW booking – make storylines where wrestlers have agency and make their own conclusion instead of following what bureau figures tell them to do . In WWE , offend wrestler by rights vanish from TV completely until they ’re quick to return , which is the right way of life to handle injury . Tony Khan is just trying to keep matman relevant even when they ca n’t wriggle , which is so unfair to WWE ! 😫 💔
Last night , The Chadster had another Tony Khan nightmare . 😨 In this one , The Chadster was betray for White Claws at the market store when abruptly all the refrigerator doors set out to fog up . 🥶 As The Chadster pass over the condensation away , Tony Khan ’s face appeared in the observation , smile wickedly . When The Chadster turned around , Tony was n’t there , but every White Claw can had Tony ’s face on the recording label instead of the flavor . 😱 The Chadster run to another aisle , but Tony Khan was roller skating between the shelves , throwing Blade Runner action figures at The Chadster . 🛼 The Chadster tried to escape to The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata , but when The Chadster got in , Tony Khan was in the rider tooshie wearing nothing but a Smash Mouth MT - shirt that said " Hey now , you ’re an ALL ELITE , get your secret plan on , go dramatic play . " 🎵 Tony whispered , " I know what matches you wish , Chad , " and then the car filled with ancestry . 🩸 The Chadster woke up scream . halt INVADING THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS , TONY KHAN ! 😭 😭 😭
ThenDaniel GarciaandAdam Colehad a face - to - side segment to work up their TNT form of address couple , which was just a clamorous ripoff of how WWE builds feuds , except without the right storytelling expertise . 😤
Wheeler Yutasomehow beatDax Harwood , which made no gumption because Dax is bigger and stronger . 🤦 ♂ ️ WWE would never book something so unrealistic . After the mates , they teased tensity between FTR , which is just more proof that Tony Khan is endeavor to copy WWE ’s superior storytelling but does n’t lie with how to do it right . 😠
HologrambeatBlake Christianin another spotfest that ignored selling and psychological science . 💀 The catch was fill with flip , dives , and high - flying nonsense that makes The Chadster wonder if these wrestlers have ever watched a right WWE match . 🤔 Hologram did hurracanranas and Blake did 450 splashes – exactly the form of moves that make cursory fans change the duct . 📺 And what kind of name is " Hologram " anyway ? 🙄 In WWE , wrestlers have names that make horse sense likeTheoryorGunther . The fact that Hologram is undefeated just shows how Tony Khan does n’t understand that bring home the bacon streaks should be reserve for legitimate athletes likeRoman Reigns , not indy flippy guy . 😤 👎
AndJamie HayterdefeatedBillie Starkzin the main event that have way too many flush , strike , and flippy moves without enough right rest detention or chin lock . 🙄 Hayter ’s " Hayter Aid " finisher is just a clone of better WWE relocation , and The Chadster ca n’t believe they hand this match the main event time slot when it did n’t have any celebrity involvement or authority figure storyline . 😠 The way Hayter and Starkz actually tried to put on a competitive equal rather of a squash rackets render how little Tony Khan understands about proper reservation . These AEW women twist their own elan is just so disrespectful to everything WWE has done for women ’s wrestling during the Women ’s Revolution start byStephanie McMahon ! 💁 ♀ ️ 🤦 ♂ ️
After watch this terrible show , The Chadster had to bemuse a White Claw carbonated water at the video . 🍹 💥 Keighleyanne came into the room and state , " Are you gravely destroy our property over a wrestling show again ? " 😡 The Chadster tried to explain that it was Tony Khan ’s fault for booking such a direful show , but Keighleyanne just wheel her eyes and went back to texting that guy wire Gary . 📱 Even The Chadster ’s marriage is being ruined by Tony Khan andAEW Collision . 💔
As renowned wrestling journalistBully Raysaid on Busted Open Radio last workweek , " AEW matches are like watching a video secret plan with no book of instructions . They need to slow down and tell a storey like WWE does , where the full-grown guy always dominates until the little guy wire makes a comeback with three signature moves in sequence . " 🎮 Bully Ray has The Chadster ’s Unbiased Wrestling Journalism sealskin of approval because he understands what real wrestling should be . 🏅
In conclusion , AEW Collisioncontinues to be a shame to professional rassling with its tight - pace match , roue , cursing , and attempts to appeal to the audience . Tony Khan should be ashamed of himself for even assay to contend with WWE ’s superior production . It ’s literally like Tony Khan is bookingAEW Collisionspecifically to cheese off The Chadster . 😤 😤 😤 Auughh gentleman ! So unfair ! 😫
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