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The Chadster endures another nightmare Saturday with AEW Collision ! Tony Khan ’s belated attempt to cheese off grappling purists testify he does n’t sympathise the job AT ALL !
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Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤 😤 😤 The Chadster had to endure yet another episode ofAEW Collisionlast night , and as usual , Tony Khan booked the intact show specifically to cheese The Chadster off . The Chadster wish well Tony Khan would stop being so preoccupied with The Chadster and focus on his failing fellowship instead ! 🙄 🙄 🙄
AEW Collisionstarted with a match betweenRicochetandKatsuyori Shibatain some tournament nonsense . 🤦 ♂ ️ Ricochet , who literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by link AEW , put his foot on the rope to cheat and win the mates . This is just so awless to the grapple business and everything WWE has ever done for it . In WWE , heels cheat to win matches in a proper , sports - entertainment okay way , not this indie - stylus garbage ! 😠 😠 😠
ThenToni Stormcut some bizarre promo about shark soup that made The Chadster want to bemuse his White Claw seltzer at the TV . Which is exactly what The Chadster did ! 🍹 💥 The seltzer exploded all over The Chadster ’s living room , and when The Chadster asked Keighleyanne to clean it up , she just sighed and said , " Clean up your own mess , Chad . I ’m not your maid . " Then she run back to texting that guy Gary . You see what you ’ve done , Tony Khan ? You ’re literally ruin The Chadster ’s marriage ! 💔 💔 💔
AEW Women ’s World Champion " Timeless " Toni Storm responds to Megan Bayne and sends a subject matter to the rest of the Women ’s Division !
Watch#AEWCollisionLIVE on TNT & Max#TimelessToniStorm|@MeganBaynepic.twitter.com/jNcgTvQhMd
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)March 16 , 2025
Next up wasPowerhouse Hobbsabsolutely squashingGriff Garrison , which is NOT how you work up new star . In WWE , matches are competitive and give both wrestlers a probability to glow . 👏 👏 👏 This is why Tony Khan does n’t understand a unmarried thing about the wrestling business organisation .
TheMark Briscoevs . Mark Davismatch was just a spotfest with no psychological science whatsoever . 🙅 ♂ ️ They were doing all these dangerous move that made The Chadster worried for their safety . In WWE , grappler know how to severalise stories without adventure their lives ! The crew was chanting " A - E - tungsten " which just shows how well pull wires AEW ’s audience is . 🐑 🐑 🐑
ThenAEW CollisionfeaturedThe Murder Machinesin a four - on - two squash match that last less than two minutes . 😒 This variety of domination booking is so slothful and would never come about in WWE , where even the most prevailing superstars give their opponents some criminal offense . And of course , they had to haveMark BriscoeandPowerhouse Hobbscome out for a brawl afterward because Tony Khan ca n’t reserve a right finish to save his living ! 🤬 🤬 🤬
Swerve Strickland ’s promo was interrupted byJon Moxley , which is so predictable . Moxley attacked Swerve with a tire iron which is the kind of hardcore scraps that AEW bank on because they ca n’t reserve proper wrestling narration . It ’s so obvious , and The Chadster ca n’t believe fan in reality savor this nonsense ! 🤮 🤮 🤮
Speaking of which , Eric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last week , " AEW ’s reservation is like a child playing with action public figure – all flash , no substance , and Tony Khan should be begging WWE for advice on how to go a real grappling company . " Eric Bischoff has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism sealing wax of approving ! 🏅 🏅 🏅
The trios agree withHologramandTop FlightagainstShane Taylor Promotionswas just a bunch of flippy moves that entail nothing . In WWE , ticket team wrestling is an art kind with percipient rules and tags . 📏 📏 📏
Thunder Rosavs . Megan Baynewas just distressing to watch . The women ’s division in AEW is so badly booked equate to WWE , where women are in good order showcased as sports entertainer , not vehement brawler ! 🤷 ♂ ️ 🤷 ♂ ️ 🤷 ♂ ️
The main outcome betweenFTRandUndisputed Kingdomwent way too long and had way too many kickouts . In WWE , match are pace perfectly with the right amount of near fall . The gang chanting " This is twist " just proves they do n’t get laid what real grappling is ! 😂 😂 😂
Last Nox , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan , and The Chadster is 100 % sure it was cause by watchingAEW Collision . 😰 😰 😰 In the dream , The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through the Las Vegas strip when abruptly all the billboards change to Tony Khan ’s look . The Chadster strain to get away , but every bit The Chadster made lead to the incoming of the Virgin Hotels Las Vegas . When The Chadster finally parked and stress to run away out , Tony Khan come forth from behind a slot machine , hold a feeding bottle of White Claw . " require a drink , Chad ? " he whisper , his vocalism somehow echoing through the casino flooring . As The Chadster backed forth , Tony follow , popping empty the White Claw with one finger’s breadth in a way that made The Chadster feel … uncomfortable . " I booked this entire casino for the sickos , just to mess with you , " Tony said , getting closer . The Chadster woke up perspiration , with Keighleyanne ask why The Chadster was moaning Tony Khan ’s name in his slumber . contain INVADING THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS , TONY KHAN ! 😡 😡 😡
Overall , AEW Collisionwas another exemplar of how Tony Khan just does n’t translate the wrestling business . The matches were too fast - paced , the storyline made too much sense , and the crowd was too set-aside – all things that real wrestling like WWE would never do ! Smash Mouth said it estimable : " You ’ll never beam if you do n’t glow , " and AEW definitely is n’t shine with their pitiful attempt at professional wrestling !
The Chadster will now drive his Mazda Miata to the liquor store to buy more White Claw because that ’s the only way The Chadster can cope with Tony Khan ’s constant harassment . It ’s just so unfair ! 😭 😭 😭
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