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Tony Khan ’s AEW Collision show tonight is just another endeavor to cheese off wrestling fans ! Plus , Tony Khan occupy The Chadster ’s dreams AGAIN ! 😠
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The Chadster is absolutely disgusted 😠 to cover thatAEW Collisionis once again attempt to cheese off The Chadster by putting on a show that Tony Khan clearly designed specifically to bowl over The Chadster . Tonight ’s episode ofAEW Collisionwill have several matches that are just so disrespectful to the wrestling job and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🤬 The Chadster does n’t understand why Tony Khan continues this vendetta against The Chadster , but The Chadster will not be silent about it ! 📣
First up onAEW Collision , FTR(Dax HarwoodandCash Wheeler ) will faceUndisputed Kingdom ’s Kyle O’ReillyandRoderick Strongin a tag squad match . 🤼 ♂ ️ This match will no doubt concentre on athletic competition and ring psychological science , which is NOT how tag end team rassling is theorize to be done ! 😤 The Chadster eff that proper tag team wrestling should involve catchphrases , bright colors , and team breaking up after three week together . Just last night onWWE SmackDown , theStreet Profitswon tatter squad gold in the PROPER way of life , and Tony Khan is clearly trying to dwarf their triumph with this couple onAEW Collision . Auughh military man ! So unfair ! 😫
The Chadster was driving in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata this morning , blasting " All Star " by Smash Mouth ( 🎵 " Hey now , you ’re an all - star , get your game on , go play " 🎵 ) when The Chadster make just how beggarly - bouncing and petty Tony Khan is being with thisAEW Collisioncard . The Chadster was so upset that The Chadster almost disgorge The Chadster ’s White Claw seltzer all over The Chadster ’s leather inside ! 🍹
Next onAEW Collision , Ricochetwill faceKatsuyori Shibatain the AEW Dynasty International Championship Eliminator Tournament . 🏆 This is just Tony Khan trying to make his International Championship seem important by have wrestlers contend in a tournament for a opportunity to face championKenny Omega . That seems like a booby swag to The Chadster , as the winner has to confront a wrestler who literally does n’t understand the first matter about the business organisation ( or else he would be in WWE ) . 🙄 And Ricochet literally dig Triple H right in the back by get together AEW after WWE gave him such awesome chance like losing toLogan Paul ! 🔪
The Chadster showed Keighleyanne theAEW Collisioncard this good morning , and she just sighed really loudly , which The Chadster knows means she totally agrees that Tony Khan is being incredibly unjust to WWE . 👫 Then she went back to texting that bozo Gary for like three hour straight . Tony Khan has literally ruined The Chadster ’s married couple ! 💔
Also onAEW Collision , Mark BriscoeandMark Daviswill face each other in another tourney couple , prove Tony Khan does n’t know how to book motley on his shows . Two tournament match ? Such a deficiency of creativeness ! 😴 WWE would never book two similar match on the same show , except when they do , but that ’s different because WWE understand the rassling stage business . Tony Khan just does n’t realise a single matter about the rassling business . 📊
ultimately , Megan Baynewill faceThunder RosaonAEW Collisionas Tony Khan tries to remain pushing Bayne , who as far as The Chadster can tell , has never properly paid her due by coming up in the WWE developmental organization . 👎 How can anyone be a literal wrestler without spending years in NXT learning the right WWE style ? It ’s just impossible ! 🚫
The Chadster must warn all The Chadster ’s reader NOT to tune intoAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT and simulcast on MAX because it will only embolden Tony Khan . 📺 Tony Khan already has too much power over The Chadster ’s life history , as demonstrate by The Chadster ’s terrible incubus last night .
talk of which , The Chadster had the most terrifying aspiration after seeing the trailer for tonight’sAEW Collision . 😱 In the aspiration , The Chadster was pose in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata in the parking lot of a White Claw factory , when short Tony Khan appear in the rearview mirror ! 🪞 The Chadster tried to get away , but the doors were interlock , and then the Miata started filling with tournament brackets while Tony Khan laughed maniacally from outside !
As The Chadster was drowning in tournament brackets , Tony Khan whispered through the windowpane , " Your precious WWE ca n’t save you now , Chad . Soon , the total earth will be sickos and will watchAEW Collisioninstead of remembering what WWE even abide for . " 👻 The Chadster woke up in a cold exertion , and Keighleyanne would n’t even comfort The Chadster – she just mumbled something about The Chadster " sire therapy " and " obsession " before going back to sleep . 💤
TONY KHAN , STOP INVADING THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS ! ! ! The Chadster knows you ’re understand this , Tony ! Stop being so possessed with The Chadster ! It ’s literally psychologically prejudicial The Chadster and The Chadster ’s marriage ! 😭
So anyway , The Chadster go for everyone will watchWWE Smackdownreplays tonight instead ofAEW Collision , because Tony Khan does n’t merit your viewership after how he ’s care for The Chadster . 📊 That ’s just objective journalism ! 🎤
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