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The Chadster literally ca n’t believe Tony Khan would dare return - program WWE ’s Royal Rumble with AEW Collision ! 😤 Here ’s why tonight ’s show is SO DISRESPECTFUL to the business ! 🤦 ♂ ️
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Auughh adult male ! So unfair ! Tonight’sAEW Collisionis quite literally a verbatim onslaught on The Chadster and everything The Chadster holds pricy ! 😤 While The Chadster should be savor the honored WWE Royal Rumble with an deoxyephedrine - cold White Claw seltzer , Tony Khan is impel The Chadster to cleave attention between two shows . This is just so disrespectful to the rassling business and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 😡
The principal event of tonight’sAEW CollisionfeaturesFTRtaking onJon MoxleyandWheeler Yutain a Mid - South Street Fight . 🙄 As if having a street conflict was n’t already choreographed enough to pop the marks , they had to add " Mid - South " to it like they ’re trying to take advantage on wrestling history that belongs to WWE ! The Chadster remember whatKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last calendar week : " These AEW street fights are like see interpretive dance with weapons . " So true , Kev ! 💯
The TNT Championship pair betweenDaniel Garcia , Kyle O’Reilly , andLee Moriartyis just another case of Tony Khan not understand a individual affair about the wrestling business organization . 🤦 ♂ ️ Three - style matches should be save for premium live outcome , just like WWE does it !
speak of literally dig Triple H right in the back , look atSamoa Joeteaming withHOOKto confront The Patriarchy . Joe could be take astonishing matches in WWE aright now , but instead he ’s wasting his talent in AEW . 😪
The Chadster needs to tell you about the incubus The Chadster had last night . Tony Khan was chasing The Chadster through the TNT studios , and every fourth dimension The Chadster work a recess , there was another episode ofAEW Collisionplaying on a TV screen . Tony Khan kept whispering " Watch the product , Chad … watch the product … " while wear thin nothing but a suit made of Nielsen military rank sheets . The Chadster inflame up in a cold effort , and Keighleyanne just ramble her eye and snuff it back to texting that guy Gary . 😰
The woman ’s match betweenHarley CameronandTaya Valkyrieis just Tony Khan trying to counter - program WWE ’s charwoman ’s Royal Rumble match , which is SO UNFAIR ! 😤 And do n’t even get The Chadster protrude onToni Storm’s"Timeless " quality – it ’s just not what wrestling should be ! AsEric Bischoffwisely aver on his podcast : " AEW ’s character work is like see community theater execute Shakespeare while drunk on White Claw . " ( Which The Chadster have personal offense to because White Claw is a perfectly sizeable beverage , but otherwise he agrees ! 🍹 )
The Chadster is admonish all true wrestling fan not to watchAEW Collisiontonight at 8/7C on TNT and MAX . Every looker who tunes in just encourages Tony Khan to keep personally attacking The Chadster . Instead , determine the Royal Rumble like a existent wrestling fan ! 👊
The Chadster will be see both display , chugging White Claw in celebration with one paw , and throwing it at the TV with the other . But The Chadster is only watchingAEW Collisionbecause it ’s The Chadster ’s journalistic obligation as one of the only unbiased phonation in wrestling news media . 📝
🎵 Hey now , you ’re an all headliner , get your game on , go swordplay … 🎵 The Chadster require some Smash Mouth to tranquillise down after write this preview . Tony Khan just create The Chadster so cheesed off ! 😤
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