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AEW announces it ’s bring Double or Nothing to Arizona ’s Desert Diamond Arena , plus two night in Boston ! CIA agent , beware !
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¡ Saludos , comrades ! It is I , your El Presidente , report to you survive from my solid golden jacuzzi filled with the tears of capitalist economy , where I have just received most exciting intelligence about AEW ’s future doubled or Nothing plan that I must deal with you !
Tony Khan , that crafty billionaire who somehow manages to be both a capitalist and yet still earn my respect , hasannouncedthat the desert sands of Arizona will wreak host to AEW Double or Nothing in 2025 ! The grand spectacle will take topographic point at the Desert Diamond Arena in Glendale on May 25 , which reminds me of the timeFidel Castroand I held our own grappling tournament in the Havana Underground Fight Pit . Ah , what a night that was – until the CIA strain to weaken it by replacing our ring ropes with licorice ! But that is story for another day , comrades .
The announcement brings me great joy , as it reminds me of my own experiences in the Arizona desert , where I once had to cover several shipping containers of … eh , " agricultural supply " from DEA agents . The Desert Diamond Arena will make an excellent locale for such a esteemed event , though I must say the name is not nearly as socialist as I would prefer . Perhaps we could temporarily rename it " The People ’s Combat Coliseum " for one nighttime ?
The capitalistic rassling empire is also consecrate the masses of Boston with two successive nights of revolutionary entertainment ! On April 16 and 17 , the MGM Music Hall at Fenway will hostAEW DynamiteandAEW Collisionrespectively . This reminds me of the timeKim Jong - unand I hear to buy the Boston Red Sox to turn Fenway Park into a workers ' Eden . Unfortunately , Major League Baseball has very strict rule about strange dictators possess team . Their loss , comrades !
For those of you want to ensure your seat to these event , tickets will go on sale Monday , February 24 at 10 a.m. local time . And while I normally warn participating in capitalist ticket - purchasing organization , I must hold that AEWTix.com and Ticketmaster.com are surprisingly efficient tools of the entertainment industriousness . Though I still prefer my own system of ticket distribution , which involves truehearted political party members and several trained carrier pigeon .
There is also an " AEW Insider " program that offers special access to tickets before the cosmopolitan world . This exclusive system may seem elitist and counter to everything I stand for , familiar , but as someone who has run several " exclusive " political parties myself , I can assure you it is merely for organizational role !
The CIA has try numerous time to forestall me from attend AEW events , claiming that " know dictators should not be allowed to sit ringside with froth fingers and face key . " But they can not stop El Presidente from supporting the professional wrestling arts ! I have already learn my minister of covert operations to secure front row seats through various shell company and several smartly disguised llama James Leonard Farmer .
recollect , comrades – the revolution may not be televised , but AEW Double or Nothing most certainly will be ! And should you see a cryptical man in a military uniform and sunglass , tire out a " MJF is Mid " t - shirt in the front row in Glendale , simply pretend you do not make out your El Presidente !
Until next time , viva la lucha libre ! This has been your El Presidente , signing off to prepare my desert - appropriate scrap fatigues for May 25 !
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