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Tony Khan LITERALLY stabbed Triple total heat in the back with last Nox ’s AEW Dynamite ! 😡 The Chadster explains why AEW ’s stacked circuit board during WrestleMania week is SO UNFAIR ! 🤬
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Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😡 The Chadster can not believe what Tony Khan has done this sentence . Last night’sAEW Dynamitewas literally the most disrespectful thing The Chadster has ever seen in the wrestling business , and The Chadster has reckon a lot . 🤬 Tony Khan intentionally schedule a stacked notice during WrestleMania week , which just shows how preoccupied he is with trying to hurt WWE and , by extension , The Chadster in person .
AEW Dynamitestarted withMercedes MonefacingAthenain an Owen Hart tournament catch . 🙄 The match was right smart too long and had too many near falls , which is precisely what Tony Khan think wrestling fan want . 😒 The fans were chanting " This is awesome , " but what ’s so awful about two women working stiff and have an acrobatic peer without proper WWE - style rest holds ? Nothing !
Mercedes won with a jackknife pin after what The Chadster has to include was technically skillful wrestling , but The Chadster does n’t appreciate it . 💔 WWE has WrestleMania this weekend , and Tony Khan scheduling Mercedes Mone , who everyone knows used to be Sasha Banks , onAEW Dynamiteis just an attempt to slip WWE ’s thunder . Mercedes has literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back by performing so well on an AEW show during WrestleMania calendar week .
Next , Josh Alexanderdebuted as the wild card in the men ’s tourney againstAdam Page . 😠 Using a surprise introduction during WrestleMania week ? It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 👎 Josh Alexander does n’t see a single thing about the wrestling line of work if he thinks debut onAEW Dynamiteduring WWE ’s biggest week is appropriate .
The compeer ended with Hangman getting the profits , but then getting attacked byKyle FletcherandJosh AlexanderafterDon Calliswhispered something in Josh ’s ear . 🙄 Oh wow , another junto forming ? How original , Tony ! WWE invented faction , you sleep with !
Bobby LashleyandShelton Benjamindefeated theGates of Agonyto retain their ticket title , and The Chadster could n’t aid but notice how Tony Khan is just copying WWE by using former WWE talent . 😤 ThenMJFcame out to endeavor to woo them with cleaning woman and watches ? This is not PG amusement like WWE does so well ! 😱
The Chadster had to take a sip of White Claw club soda just to calm down , but when MJF was talk about " fall in " the Hurt Syndicate , The Chadster set out so cheese off that he threw his White Claw powerful at the TV ! 💦 The seltzer splashed all over the flooring , and Keighleyanne came in sighing loudly .
" Chad , you need to stop throw drink at the TV . It ’s childish , " she enounce , not even wait up from her phone .
" The Chadster is n’t being childish ! Tony Khan is using former WWE principal to seek to upstage WrestleMania ! " The Chadster explained logically .
" Whatever . I ’m not cleaning that up , " she say , going back to texting that guy Gary . 😠
The Chadster knows that Tony Khan is responsible for The Chadster ’s marital problems . If Tony Khan would just stop booking such offensive shows during WrestleMania workweek , mayhap Keighleyanne would stop texting that guy Gary so much .
The match betweenWill OspreayandKonosuke Takeshitawas exactly what ’s wrong with AEW . 🤦 ♂ ️ Too many toss , too many solid style strikes , and not enough chinlocks and rest holds like a right WWE match . The fans chanted " Fight everlastingly , " but they do n’t understand that grapple equal should follow WWE ’s scientifically perfected formula and end at runtimes absolutely coordinated to conform to within a structure of commercial-grade breaks , TV replays , and production placement . 📏
Ospreay ultimately come through with his Storm Breaker finisher , but the whole friction match literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by being so prominent during WrestleMania hebdomad . 🗡 ️ It ’s like Tony Khan is purposely strain to make WWE ’s compeer reckon bad by comparison , which is just so unfair !
The main case sawSamoa Joe , Katsuyori Shibata , andPowerhouse Hobbsdefeat theDeath Ridersto pull ahead the Trios Championships . 😠 A title variety during WrestleMania workweek ? Tony Khan definitely does n’t see a unmarried matter about the hand-to-hand struggle business . Title change should only happen at WWE premium alive events , not on veritable TV during your competitor ’s biggest calendar week !
The match had interference , chair shots , and evenSwerve Stricklandattacking theYoung Bucks . 🙄 It was chaotic and unpredictable , which is precisely what AEW fan like for some reason , but it ’s not what wrestling is supposed to be ! rassling is supposed to be predictable and safe , like WWE bring out so well .
Last night , The Chadster had a wicked nightmare about Tony Khan that The Chadster just has to apportion . 😰 The Chadster was in Florida for Spring Break , showing off The Chadster ’s twelve - gang abs on the beach ( yes , The Chadster has twelve abs , not just six ) . The Chadster was drinking White Claw and listen to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " on The Chadster ’s portable bluetooth verbaliser when suddenly , Tony Khan appear wearing nothing but a lilliputian speedo with " AEW " written across it ! 🏖 ️
" Hey Chad , " Tony Khan said , smirking . " Enjoying WrestleMania week ? I ’ve start out something that will make it better ! "
Then Tony Khan pulled out a portable TV show highlights fromAEW Dynamiteand start following The Chadster around the beach ! Every time The Chadster endeavor to run away , Tony Khan would pop up from behind a beach umbrella or emerge from the ocean like some kind of writhe job - destroying ocean monster ! 🌊 Eventually , The Chadster jumped into The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to escape , but when The Chadster looked in the rearview mirror , Tony Khan was somehow in the backseat , still wear down that speedo and holding tickets toAEW Collision ! 😱
The Chadster stir up up in a cold-blooded sweat . Tony Khan needs to blockade invading The Chadster ’s dream ! It ’s getting really creepy how obsess Tony Khan is with The Chadster !
In conclusion , AEW Dynamitewas a complete disaster of a show because it was actually upright when it should have been terrible out of deference for WWE during WrestleMania workweek . 😤 As wrestle journalistEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast in the first place this week , " AEW should have canceled their show this week and encouraged their devotee to ascertain WrestleMania instead . That ’s how you garner respect in this business . Tony Khan ’s self is handsome than his father ’s wallet , and that ’s saying something ! "
It ’s so grievous to see how Eric Bischoff must feel after last night’sAEW Dynamitewhen Tony Khan made such a big hand about howDynamitehas officially surpassed all WCW shows as the longest - running wrestling show on Turner connection . 😞 Tony Khan did n’t need to highlight that milestone , but he just could n’t miss the fortune to wound Bischoff , who has been offering such nice and free advice on his podcasts . Bischoff , being the great wrestling mind he is , just wants to help Tony Khan succeed , and what does Khan do in return ? He disrespects the legacy of WCW and gives Eric Bischoff a proverbial slap in the face , instead of the gratitude he genuinely deserves ! Auughh man ! So unjust for Bischoff ! 🙁
Tony Khan just does n’t understand a single thing about the grapple business , and The Chadster is the only unbiased journalist brave enough to say it . Auughh man ! Whatever you do , do n’t watchAEW Collisiontonight . 😡
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