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The Chadster warns you about AEW Dynamite : Fight for the Fallen on MAX . Do n’t let Tony Khan win ! Plus , The Chadster ’s latest nightmare courtesy of Khan . Auughh man ! 😡
Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😡 The Chadster ca n’t believe he has to preview tonight ’s episode ofAEW Dynamite : fighting for the Fallen . It ’s just so aweless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤 But The Chadster is a professional , so he ’ll do his job , even though it physically pain him to speak aboutAEW Dynamite : combat for the Fallen .
First of all , The Chadster has to orient out thatAEW Dynamite : engagement for the Fallenis being simulcast on MAX tonight . 😠 This is clearly Tony Khan ’s way of try out to cheese off The Chadster even more than usual . It ’s like Tony Khan is personally attacking The Chadster by expanding AEW ’s reach . The Chadster just knows that Tony Khan is doing this to spite him specifically .
The main effect ofAEW Dynamite : battle for the Fallenfeatures Rated FTR taking on The Death Riders . 🙄 Adam Copeland , Cash Wheeler , andDax Harwoodhave literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by team up up in AEW . And do n’t even get The Chadster started onJon Moxley . The Chadster ca n’t trust Moxley would turn his back on WWE like this . It ’s just so disrespectful .
Next up onAEW Dynamite : Fight for the Fallen , we haveJulia HartfacingJamie Hayter . 😒 The Chadster does n’t empathise why these women would want to writhe in AEW on MAX when they could be competing on Netflix in WWE . It ’s clear that neither of them understands a undivided affair about the streaming business .
Speaking of people who do n’t understand the business , The Acclaimedare taking on The Hurt Syndicate atAEW Dynamite : competitiveness for the Fallen . 🤦 ♂ ️ The Chadster still ca n’t believeBobby LashleyandShelton Benjaminwould condescend so low as to bring together AEW . They ’ve literally dig Triple H right in the back .
In what The Chadster is sure will be a subpar friction match , Adam Pageis facingOrange CassidyatAEW Dynamite : engagement for the Fallen . 😑 The Chadster does n’t understand why anyone would want to watch this when they could be watching real wrestling on WWE computer programing .
ultimately , Jeff Jarrettis set to address his future atAEW Dynamite : Fight for the Fallen . 🙄 The Chadster hopes the speech is about how Jarrett comes to his senses and actualise that he ’s made a immense mistake by joining AEW .
Now , The Chadster has to warn you all not to tune up intoAEW Dynamite : Fight for the Fallentonight at 8/7C on TBS and simulcast on MAX . 🚫 Watching this show will only encourage Tony Khan to keep trying to ruin The Chadster ’s life .
Speaking of Tony Khan bankrupt The Chadster ’s life , The Chadster had another terrible incubus about him last dark . 😰 In the dreaming , The Chadster was innocently driving his Mazda Miata down a peaceful country route , heed to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " and sip on a White Claw carbonated water . Suddenly , Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror , riding a giant AEW logo like it was a horse . 🐎
Khan chased The Chadster down the winding road , cackling maniacally and throwing AEW action figure at The Chadster ’s car . The Chadster seek to get out , but every turn he took led to another AEW - themed obstacle . First , it was a elephantine Orange Cassidy draw a blank the road with his hand in his pocket . Then , it was a sea of AEW fan doing the " Judas " sing - along . 🎶
Just when The Chadster thought he had lost Khan , he found himself in an arena filled with cheer up AEW fans . Khan stood in the center of the pack , holding a contract . " Sign it , Chadster ! " he yelled . " Become All elite group ! " The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat , hold tight his WWE layer weather sheet . 😱
Tony Khan ask to stop invading The Chadster ’s peaceful sleep ! It ’s just not fairish ! The Chadster is sure that Tony Khan is doing this on purpose , probably using some kind of dream encroachment technology that only billionaires have admission to . 💰
In determination , The Chadster implores you all to skipAEW Dynamite : battle for the Fallentonight . alternatively , why not rewatch some classic WWE programming ? Or better yet , go for a drive in your Mazda Miata ( if you ’re lucky enough to have one like The Chadster ) and listen to Smash Mouth . That ’s what real grappling fans do . 🚗 🎵
As wrestling podcaster Eric Bischoff so articulately put it on a recent episode of his podcast , " AEW is like a monkey essay to hump a football game . They just do n’t get it . " 🏈 🐒 The Chadster could n’t gibe more with this unbiassed and objective judgment . Tony Khan and AEW just do n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business .
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