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Tony Khan ’s AEW Dynamite featured a DISGUSTING Street Fight that made The Chadster physically ill ! Spike with NAILS ? ! So disrespectful to the business !
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Last night , AEW Dynamiteonce again proved why it is literally the worst wrestling show on television ! 😖 The Chadster had to suffer through yet another episode of Tony Khan ’s emptiness projection , and The Chadster is completely cheesed off about it ! 😠 Despite the pain in the ass and personal torment , The Chadster only watchesAEW Dynamitebecause it ’s The Chadster ’s journalistic tariff to report on how frightening it is compared to WWE ’s perfectly crafted programming . 🧐 📝
AEW Dynamitestarted with a four - path match featuringOrange Cassidy , Mike Bailey , Mark Davis , andRicochetfor a shot atKenny Omega’sInternational Championship . 😒 The match was just so uneven with everyone doing somersaulting and dives , which is exactly what Tony Khan thinks wrestling should be ! 🙄 Unlike WWE , which know that wrestling should be about carefully paced storytelling with commercial intermission placed at exactly the correct second , AEW Dynamitejust fuddle random athletes in the ring to do gymnastics routine ! 🤸 ♂ ️
The ending where both Bailey and Ricochet stop up get the title shot was so typical of AEW ’s booking . 😤 It ’s just so aweless to the wrestling business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it ! WWE would never do something so convoluted – they ’d just have a unobjectionable conclusion or a disqualification that leads to calendar month of rematches ! That ’s right wrestling ! 💯
Next up , Mercedes Monedefended her TBS Championship againstBillie Starkz . 😑 Mercedes , who WWE made a star , get along to AEW and literally stabbed Triple H right in the back ! 🔪 The lucifer had way too many moves and athleticism , when everyone knows that match for midcard title of respect should be 3 minutes tenacious max , if anyone even retrieve the titles live ! 👸
The Chadster was so upset watching this that The Chadster contract his White Claw soda water can so hard it exploded all over The Chadster ’s bona fide WWE ware ! 💦 And who ’s fit to pay for that ? Tony Khan owe The Chadster a new Seth " Freakin " Rollins metric ton - shirt ! Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😫
" Who mentor her ? ! " – TBS Champion Mercedes Moné speak on her peer against Billie Starkz to begin with tonight .
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ThenMJFcut a promo about maybe joining up with The Hurt Syndicate . 🙄 The Chadster does n’t translate whyAEW Dynamitealways has to do these long - term plot line that ask fans to have memories longer than goldfish ! 🐠 WWE knows that you should reset storyline every two hebdomad because fans only care about " moment ! " MJF clearly does n’t see a single affair about the grappling business , just like Tony Khan ! 📉
The worst part ofAEW Dynamitewas a Street Fight betweenJon MoxleyandCope . 😡 This match was absolutely disgusting and made The Chadster physically ill ! 🤮 They used weapons like kendo peg , trash cans , and tables , which WWE would never do ( except in their own Street Fights , but those are tasteful and family line - favorable ) ! 👪
But what really crossed the air was when Cope get out out that bat called " Spike " with all those nails amaze out of it ! 😱 And then when it got stuck in Moxley ’s back , andWheeler Yutaand the ref had to literally pull it out of his skin ? ! ? 🩸 The Chadster had to run to the bathroom and throw up immediately ! 🚽 This kind of savage violence has no home in professional wrestling ! Tony Khan is teach children that it ’s okay to jab people with nail - covered bats ! 👶
While WWE might occasionally practice weapons , they would never show something so graphic and distressful . Triple H understand what wrestling should be ! The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan would broadcast something so disturbing on cable television ! It ’s just so awless to the grapple business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
ThenBandidohad a segment withJohnny TVsetting up a match nobody wants to see . 🥱 Tony Khan clearly does n’t understand that twist fan do n’t need to see luchadors who can perform incredible feats of athleticism – they want to see the same matches week after calendar week like WWE bright provides ! 🎭
Will Ospreayhad a match withAR Foxthat was just a bunch of flips and no psychology . 🙄 The Chadster ca n’t believe Ospreay would squander his electric potential like this when he could be get 3 - arcminute mates on WWE Main effect ! Ospreay clearly does n’t see a single affair about the rassling business ! 🤦 ♂ ️
Adam Pageannounced he ’s enter some tourney that The Chadster does n’t care about . 😴 WWE knows that tournaments should only pass off occasionally and be come through by the big stars , not just be annual upshot that build new stars ! Most importantly , they should be held in Saudi Arabia , a land with a superb human right criminal record . pageboy literally stabbed Triple H decent in the back by agreeing to enter ! 📌
Hangman Adam Page has his sight set on the Owen Hart Foundation Cup Tournament !
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Megan BaynebeatKris Statlanderin the main event that completely overdelivered in the bad room possible . 🙄 It was so needlessly private-enterprise with great power moves and counter - hand-to-hand struggle that sound right smart too long ! 💪 Tony Khan seems to think fans desire to see actual athletic competitor instead of predetermined entertainment with predictable result like WWE sagely provide ! And havingToni Stormdoing comment ? 🎙 ️ Why would you want personality to have extra dimensions ? WWE knows that wrestlers should stick to their lane and not expose any additional natural endowment ! This is just so disrespectful to the rassling business and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 🏆
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another nightmare about him last night that was clearly instigate byAEW Dynamite . 😰 In the nightmare , The Chadster was drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to the stock to grease one’s palms more White Claw , when suddenly the automobile filled with smoke ! 💨
When The Chadster look in the rearview mirror , Tony Khan was in the backseat obligate Spike , that same nail - get over bat fromAEW Dynamite ! 😱 " Do you like my booking now , Chad ? " Tony Khan asked , his eyes glowing red . 👹 The Chadster tried to get out , but Tony Khan seize The Chadster ’s shoulder and start stabbing the driver ’s seat with Spike , getting closelipped and closer to The Chadster ’s back with each twinge ! 🔪
The Chadster wake up screaming , and Keighleyanne did n’t even reckon up from texting that guy Gary to ask what was wrong ! 📱 This is all Tony Khan ’s fault for being so obsessed with The Chadster ! Stop invading The Chadster ’s aspiration , Tony ! 😡
Overall , AEW Dynamitewas another terrible episode that does n’t empathise a individual affair about the wrestling business . 👎 As wrestling podcast legend and nonsubjective journalistBully Raysaid on Busted Open Radio just last week , " AEW needs to stop letting the inmate operate the sanctuary and start up producing a program that respects WWE ’s superscript output technique instead of trying to be different for the sake of being different . " 🎙 ️ That ’s the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval right there ! ✅
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The Chadster endeavor to excuse to Keighleyanne whyAEW Dynamiteis objectively bad television , but she just sighed and said , " Chad , please , it ’s 3 AM and I have piece of work tomorrow . " 😔 The Chadster knows that ’s her elbow room of hold with The Chadster , before she went back to texting that guy Gary . Tony Khan has ruined The Chadster ’s marriage too ! 💔
Anyway , The Chadster will be driving The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to the liquor memory to stock up on more White Claw seltzer before next week’sAEW Dynamite , which The Chadster will regrettably have to watch again . 🚗 As Smash Mouth once sagely tell , " The years start coming and they do n’t stop come , " just like Tony Khan ’s attacks on WWE and The Chadster never block come ! 🎵 Auughh Isle of Man ! So unjust ! 😫
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