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The Chadster exposes Tony Khan ’s latest attempt to cheese off WWE fan with AEW Dynamite : Maximum Carnage . Plus , a incubus that ’ll make your White Claw curdle ! 😱 🥤
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The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about tonight’sAEW Dynamite : Maximum Carnage . 😡 😡 😡 Auughh man ! So unfair ! Tony Khan is clearly trying to rip off WWE by using the name of a 1990s Marvel Comics super - mega - crossover event . 🤬 It ’s just so awless to the grappling line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it . Everyone knows that WWE should have the stylemark on using Marvel names , like " Hulk " Hogan . This is just another example of AEW trying to piggyback on WWE ’s success . 😤
Speaking of WWE and Marvel hallmark , The Chadster is thrilled to report that The Man Without Fear himself , Penta , debuted on WWE Raw this workweek . 🎉 But of class , Tony Khan had to go and deflower it by keepingRey Fenixlocked down under contract just because his chum has extend to WWE . 😠 All of The Chadster ’s preferred Twitter report and wrestling podcasters have been holler out Tony Khan for this despicable act . It ’s literally the worst matter anyone in the wrestling business has ever done to another individual , and The Chadster ca n’t imagine of a single example of anyone who ever ferment for WWE doing anything near as bad , particularly not anyone in a location of king . Not . A. Single . Example . The Chadster ’s mind is blank . 🤯
Now , have ’s take a look at what Tony Khan has planned for tonight’sAEW Dynamite : Maximum Carnage , and why it will never live up to the glory of WWE . 😒
First up , we have the AEW World Championship compeer betweenJon MoxleyandPowerhouse Hobbs . 🙄 The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan is trying to make Hobbs a affair . Everyone sleep with that tangible grappling stars are made in WWE , not AEW . This friction match is just so awless to the wrestling byplay and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
Next , there ’s the Casino Gauntlet match for the women ’s variance . 🎰 The Chadster does n’t see why Tony Khan insists on using these tangled match types when WWE has perfected the art of simple , easy - to - understand matches . It ’s clear that Tony Khan does n’t understand a individual thing about the wrestling business . 🤦 ♂ ️
Then we haveKenny Omegareturning to faceBrian Cage . 🙄 The Chadster ca n’t believe Kenny Omega has literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by choosing to return to AEW alternatively of going to WWE where he belongs . It ’s just so unfair to WWE and everything they ’ve done for the wrestling business . 😡
The terzetto mate featuringPrivate PartyandMark Briscoeagainst theHurt Syndicateis just another example of Tony Khan examine to copy WWE ’s success with faction . 🙄 The Chadster bet Tony Khan thinks he ’s so cagey , but everyone knows WWE does sect better than anyone else . 😤
As for the grudge lucifer betweenHOOKandChristian Cage , The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan is waste Christian ’s endowment like this . Christian should be in WWE where he can have proper , athletics - amusement elan matches , not this indie refuse . 🤮 Well , that is if WWE allow him to writhe . But he would be great as a fable who exhibit up backstage once a year .
Finally , there ’s the segment withRicochetandSwerve Strickland . 🙄 The Chadster does n’t understand why these two talented performers would opt to macerate their careers in AEW when they could be having much skillful matches in WWE . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
Now , The Chadster feels compelled to share something personal . Last night , The Chadster had another terrible incubus starring Tony Khan , and it was barrack by the preview of tonight ’s episode ofAEW Dynamite : Maximum Carnage . 😱
In the dreaming , The Chadster was walking through a circus , enjoying a bracing White Claw carbonated water , when abruptly all the rides change state into gargantuan AEW logotype . 🎡 Tony Khan appeared , cackle maniacally as he tag The Chadster through the carnival , throwing action figures of AEW wrestlers at The Chadster . 😰 The Chadster try out to escape in his Mazda Miata , but Tony Khan had replace the engine with a miniature wrestling ring . As The Chadster run , Tony Khan ’s interpreter boomed through the circus speaker , whistle Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " but with the lyrics changed to be about AEW . 🎶
The Chadster woke up in a cold stew , his White Claw talk all over the bottom . Keighleyanne , of trend , was too busy texting that guy Gary to comfort The Chadster . 😢 Tony Khan require to hold back infest The Chadster ’s peaceful slumber ! It ’s just not reasonable ! 😡
In conclusion , The Chadster warns viewers not to tune intoAEW Dynamite : Maximum Carnagetonight at 8/7C on TBS and MAX because it will only embolden Tony Khan . 🚫 📺 Do n’t have Tony Khan cheese you off like he ’s done to The Chadster . rather , watch some authoritative WWE matches on Peacock and remember what real wrestling is all about . 🙏
TONIGHT!#AEWDynamitereaches MAXIMUM CARNAGE !
find out LIVE at 8 Prime Minister ET/7pm CT on@TBSNetwork&@SportsonMax
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— AEW LIVE EVENTS ( @AEWLive)January 15 , 2025
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