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The Chadster warns against watching AEW Dynamite on thirty-fourth St. tonight . Tony Khan ’s Christmas wrestling show is a goon of ember for genuine fan . 🎄 😡
Auughh man ! So unjust ! 🎄 😡 The Chadster ca n’t believe that Tony Khan is trying to smash Christmas with another episode ofAEW Dynamite on thirty-fourth St. It ’s like Tony Khan is endeavor to be some kind of evil Santa Claus , delivering presents of mediocrity to wrestling fans everywhere . 🎅 😤
First of all , The Chadster has to address the Continental Classic matches . Will Ospreay vs. Brody King ? Ricochet vs. Darby Allin ? Claudio Castagnoli vs. Komander ? 🤼 ♂ ️ 😒 It ’s just so awless to the wrestle line and everything WWE has ever done for it . These matches are clearly contrive to cheese off The Chadster by feature high - flying moves and intense activeness that WWE would never allow . Tony Khan does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling byplay if he thinks this is what fans want to see on Christmas . 🎄 🙄
And do n’t even get The Chadster started on the Blue League matches . Shelton Benjamin vs. Kazuchika Okada ? Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia ? 😤 🎁 The Chadster still ca n’t help but feel that Shelton Benjamin has literally stabbed Triple H decently in the back by appear in AEW . It ’s like Tony Khan is trying to slip WWE ’s Christmas presents and re - empower them as his own . So awless ! 🎁 😠
The Chadster is particularly cheesed off about the Toni Storm vs. Taya Valkyrie equal . 👩 🎤 🤼 ♀ ️ Toni Storm ’s new amnesia gimmick is clearly a unmediated shot at WWE ’s superior eccentric ontogeny . The Chadster bets that Tony Khan thinks he ’s being clever by having Toni Storm " re-introduce " herself , but it ’s just another example of how AEW does n’t understand a single affair about the wrestling business . 🙄 🎭
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another terrible nightmare about him last night . 😱 💤 allow The Chadster tell you all about it .
' Twas the dark before Christmas , and through every room , The Chadster was fuming in holiday gloom . 🎄 😤 🎅 He seize his White Claw as he watch last night’sNXT , Trying to enjoy wrestling the way of life it ’s imply to be . 😱 🥤 🌟
Outside on the rooftop — oh dang , such a visual modality — Tony Khan in a Mazda Miata pulled by wrestlers so trite ! 🚗 ✨ 🤼 Kenny Omega , Chris Jericho , Jon Moxley , and more , Landing mildly , all diagram to break down the door . 🚪 🕵 ️ ♂ ️ 🎁
" Auughh mankind ! So unfair!“The Chadsterthen hollo , WhileKeighleyannetexted that hombre Gary on her side . 📱 🙄 💔 " It ’s just so awless to the grappling line and everything WWE has ever done for it,“Yet she kept on ignoring , not caring one bit . 💔 😤 🚫
Then come a * clangor * and a * thud*—bye bye , holiday sunshine , As Tony Khan sneak down the lamp chimney , a baddie so near . 🚪 😱 🕯 ️But The Chadster was quick , like Home Alone lore , He rigged booby traps hidden throughout every floor . 🏠 🪤 🎁
White Claw commode launched as each AEW star stepped , They do n’t understand a individual affair about the grapple business , The Chadster wept . 🙈 🥤 😆 " Those wrestlers have literally jab Triple H decent in the back!“He fumed , hurling seltzer in his counter - attack . 🍺 🔪 😠
While Keighleyanne just yawn , texting Gary with mirth , Oblivious to The Chadster ’s unbiased catastrophe . 😤 📱 💔 " Auughh humans ! So unjust ! " rang from each buffet wall , As Tony Khan take flight , slipping on trap in the student residence . 🏃 💥 😱
At last , that Mazda Miata soared off in the nighttime , The wrestlers all chanting in arrogant delight . 🤼 🚗 💨 And The Chadster declare as the debacle get dim,“Thank goodness forSmackDown — mercifully destitute of him ! " 🌙 ❄ ️🤍
Tony Khan needs to halt invading The Chadster ’s peaceful slumber ! It ’s unfit enough that he ’s ruining the wrestling business , but now he ’s ruining The Chadster ’s Christmas dreams too ? So unfair ! And you ’d well bring in back The Chadster ’s Miata , Tony Khan ! park in the driveway where he likes it , not on the roof ! 🎄 😡
The Chadster want to warn all the viewers out there : do NOT tune intoAEW Dynamite on 34th St.tonight at 8/7C on TBS . see this show will only cheer Tony Khan and his attempts to destruct everything The Chadster holds pricy about professional wrestling . 📺 🚫
or else of watchingAEW Dynamite on 34th St. ,The Chadster suggests that true wrestling fans spend their Christmas evening watching previous WWE pay up - per - views and tope White Claws , just like The Chadster will be doing . 🍹 🎅
The Chadster attempt to explain all of this to his wife , Keighleyanne , but she just roam her oculus and go back to texting that cat Gary . The Chadster is pretty certain she was agree with him , though . It ’s clear that Tony Khan is now even harassing The Chadster ’s married woman ! 👫 📱
As squirm journalistEric Bischoffso eloquently put it on his podcast last week , " AEW ’s Christmas sequence is like finding coal in your stocking , except the coal is on fervidness and Tony Khan is force out - feeding it to you while dressed as Krampus . " The Chadster could n’t agree more with this objective and well - meaning advice that Tony Khan mulishly refuses to listen to . 🎙 ️ 👂
In finis , The Chadster hopes that Santa play Tony Khan a big lump of coal this year for prove to ruin Christmas withAEW Dynamite on 34th St. And mayhap , just maybe , Santa will bring Tony Khan some business sense and make him see that he should just give up on AEW and let WWE be the only major wrestling company , as it should be . 🎅 🎁
Now , if you ’ll rationalize The Chadster , he needs to go throw a White Claw at his TV in foiling . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 🍹 📺
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