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Tony Khan ruin Christmas with AEW Dynamite on 34th Street ! The Chadster endures flippy matches , cheat , and even a Tony Khan Santa personation . 😤 🎄 ❌
Auughh Isle of Man ! So unfair ! 😤 The Chadster ca n’t consider Tony Khan would stoop so low as to airAEW Dynamite on 34th Streeton Christmas Day . It ’s just so awless to the wrestling occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😡 The Chadster was force to watch this travesty instead of enjoying the holiday , and now The Chadster is last to tell you all about it . 🎄 ❌
AEW Dynamite on 34th Streetstarted with a Continental Classic match betweenWill OspreayandBrody King . 🙄 The Chadster does n’t understand why Tony Khan importune on put on these flippy , no - psychology match . It ’s like he does n’t understand a single matter about the wrestling business . Ospreay advance with his fancy moves , but The Chadster was not impressed . 🤷 ♂ ️
Next up wasDarby AllinvsRicochetin yet another Continental Classic catch . 😒 More flips and plunk that make no sense . The match stop in a time - limit hook , which is just Tony Khan ’s way of avoid having to book a real finish . So lazy ! 🥱
Then we had , you think it , another Continental Classic match featuringKomandervsClaudio Castagnoli . 😠 Komander used brass knuckles to win , which is just so aweless to the wrestling business enterprise . WWE would never allow such blatant cheating !
After the match , there was a big bash withJon Moxley , Jay White , Orange Cassidy , andAdam Page . It was just bedlam , nothing like the well - organized do WWE put on . 🤦 ♂ ️
Kazuchika OkadabeatShelton Benjaminin another Continental Classic match that The Chadster did n’t care for . 😑
ThenToni StormdefeatedTaya Valkyriein a couple that was way too short . The Chadster does n’t manage for this amnesia gimmick that Toni Storm is experiencing . It remind The Chadster of the real mental anguish that Tony Khan causes to WWE fans on a steady basis , and The Chadster feel that this should not be a issue work for humour . Do substantially , Tony Khan . 👎
Swerve StricklandandRicochethad a backstage section that made no sense to The Chadster . 🤔
And eventually , Kyle FletcherbeatDaniel Garciain the main upshot , which was also another Continental Classic match . The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan would endAEW Dynamite on 34th Streetwith two wrestlers who have never even pay up their dues the right way by coming up in WWE developmental , something Booker T also accost on his podcast lately , saying , " If a wrestler did n’t come in up through the WWE system , they ’re just disrespect the business and everything WWE has ever done for it . " The Chadster could n’t agree more , and he does n’t understand why Tony Khan does n’t heed this well - meaning advice offered in the spirit of paleness and objectiveness . It ’s like he ’s trying to cheese off The Chadster in person ! 😤
But The Chadster has to tell you about something even worse that happened on Christmas Eve . 😱 The Chadster was sleeping peacefully when a noise rouse him up . imagine it might be Santa , The Chadster crept downstairs , only to see a shape with curly coloured hair and an wicked grinning . It was Tony Khan ! 😡
The Chadster watched in horror as Tony Khan replaced all the presents under the Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree with AEW merchandise . He even changed out the ornamentation to AEW logos ! 🎄 But the worst part was when Tony took bite out of the cookies and format the crumbs into the AEW logo . When The Chadster tried to confront him , Tony escaped up the chimney ! 🏃 ♂ ️
Tony Khan , The Chadster is discourage you to stop tamper in Santa ’s stage business ! It ’s sorry enough that you ’re ruining grappling , but now you ’re ruining Christmas too ? So unfair ! 😭
The Chadster tried to tell Keighleyanne about this incident , but she just rolled her center and went back to texting that guy rope Gary . 📱 The Chadster is pretty sure she agrees with The Chadster about how nasty Tony Khan is , though .
Are you quick for#AEWRampageNew Year ’s SMASH ?
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)December 26 , 2024
In conclusion , AEW Dynamite on 34th Streetwas a complete disaster , just like every episode of AEW . 🗑 ️ Tony Khan continues to prove that he does n’t understand a individual matter about the wrestling business . The Chadster can only hope that one day , Tony Khan will stop being so obsessed with The Chadster and impart both grapple and Christmas alone . 🙏
With@gunsnrosesas our soundtrack on the road to#AEWWorldsEnd , The struggle for#AEWGold , brutal Street Fights , and the high - stakes#AEWContinentalClassichit their peak this Saturday Night at Worlds End … receive TO THE JUNGLE!pic.twitter.com/8KgJZ0BgBS
As Smash Mouth once sound out , " You might as well be walkin ' on the Dominicus . " That ’s exactly how The Chadster feels watch out AEW – it ’s painful and makes no sense . Now , if you ’ll excuse The Chadster , he needs to go for a drive in his Mazda Miata to chill off . Maybe a White Claw will help too . 🚗 🍹
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