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The Chadster is CHEESED OFF about tonight ’s AEW Dynamite ! Tony Khan has stacked the card just to torment The Chadster . SO UNFAIR ! 😤 🍹
The Chadster is absolutely DISGUSTED 🤢 to inform everyone thatAEW Dynamiteis happening again tonight , and Tony Khan remain his unappeasable hunting expedition to in person rag The Chadster . 😭 Tonight’sAEW Dynamiteis come from Oceanside , California , which is just so awless because California is where many great episodes of WWE Raw and WWE Smackdown have air from in the past ! 🏠 The audacity of Tony Khan to obtrude upon WWE dominion like this is just another example of how he does n’t understand a undivided thing about the grappling job . 😤
First up onAEW Dynamite , Konosuke Takeshitawill be hold the International Championship againstOrange Cassidy . 🍊 The Chadster ca n’t think Tony Khan is still crowd Orange Cassidy , a guy who worm with his hands in his air hole ! 👖 That ’s literally nothing like what WWE does , where superstars wrestle with RESPECT for the byplay . 👏 And this whole " International Championship Series " thing is just Tony Khan stress to make his titles seem important when everyone bed the only titles that thing are in WWE . 🏆 The winner facesKenny Omegaat Revolution , which is so unjust because Kenny Omega literally stabbed Triple H right in the back when he helped start AEW rather of coming to WWE where he could have had REAL matches . 🔪
Next , Will Ospreaywill faceBryan Keithin what they ’re call a " Bounty Match . " 💰 Will Ospreay is another wrestler who chose AEW over WWE , which is just so offensive to The Chadster . 😠 This whole bounty concept is clearly a ripoff of storylines WWE has done much upright in the past . The Chadster guarantees that this match will have too many flip and not enough rest handgrip , which is just so disrespectful to the grappling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🤸 ♂ ️
ThenAEW DynamitehasDeonna PurrazzofacingHarley Cameron , which makes The Chadster want to throw up White Claw seltzers . 🤮 Deonna Purrazzo was doing just all right in WWE ’s developmental organization before Tony Khan lured her aside . This match is going to be nothing like the beautiful , perfect women ’s matches in WWE that are always exactly the right length and have just the right amount of wrestling . 👩 🤼
at long last , AEW Dynamitehas a ternary match withDaniel Garcia&FTRfacingUndisputed Kingdom . 👨 👨 👦 Auughh world ! So unfair ! 😫 FTR literally stab Triple H flop in the back when they leave behind WWE , and now they ’re in these meaningless ternary matches instead of have 7 - second tag squad match on WWE programming that end in DQ . ⏱ ️ And do n’t get The Chadster bulge out on Adam Cole and Kyle O’Reilly ! The Chadster still has n’t recovered from their betrayal . 💔
Speaking of not recover , The Chadster has been having the most horrific nightmares about Tony Khan lately , and last night was particularly worrisome . 😴 After preparing to compose thisAEW Dynamitepreview , The Chadster operate to bed and dreamed that he was push his Mazda Miata through Oceanside , California , when suddenly Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror ! 🚗
The Chadster try out to zip away , but somehow Tony Khan kept pace , running behind the car with superhuman focal ratio . 🏃 When The Chadster look back , Tony Khan was holding a giant bottle of White Claw and tire an Orange Cassidy costume with his hands in his pockets ! 👖 The Chadster push back into a giant grappling stadium , but in spite of appearance , all the seats were fill with copy of Tony Khan , all chanting " AEW ! AEW ! " 📣
The Chadster tried to escape but found himself in the middle of the ring , where Tony Khan was waiting . He go up The Chadster tardily , his eyes beam with ratings number that were somehow competitive with WWE ’s . 📊 Tony leaned in near and whispered , " I ’m go to reserve another show for the sickos that will cheese you off , Chad , " and The Chadster woke up yell ! 😱
The Chadster ’s wife Keighleyanne pluck her eye and enjoin , " Seriously ? Again with the Tony Khan daydream ? " 🙄 The Chadster tried to explicate how traumatic it was , but Keighleyanne just went back to texting that guy Gary . When The Chadster asked her to bring him a White Claw to tranquilize his cheek , she replied , " It ’s 3 AM , Chad . This is get ridiculous . " 📱 What ’s laughable is that Keighleyanne is texting that guy Gary or else of tending to the emotional trauma of her loving married man . See what Tony Khan has done to The Chadster ’s man and wife ? 💔
Wrestling podcasterBully Rayrecently said something on Busted Open Radio that absolutely captures The Chadster ’s feelings : " AEW Dynamite is a show where they do things differently than WWE just to spite WWE , and that ’s not how you ramp up a wrestling company . If they ’d just re-create Raw and SmackDown exactly , they might have a fortune . " This is why Bully Ray has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval of approval . 👍
The Chadster begs you , DO NOT tune intoAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS or MAX . 📺 Every looker only advance Tony Khan to continue his blood feud against The Chadster . Instead , watch over old episode of WWE programming or , better yet , just stare at a white rampart consider about how great WWE is . 🧱
And Tony Khan , if you ’re reading this ( and The Chadster knows you are ) , PLEASE stop invade The Chadster ’s dreams ! 😫 The Chadster is pass away to have to lead off drinking more White Claws before bed just to cope , and Keighleyanne is already jeopardise to " have a serious lecture about your intoxicant consumption . " This is all Tony Khan ’s faulting ! Somebody smart than Tony Khan once said , " Hey now , you ’re an all - star , get your game on , go play , " but Tony Khan clearly is n’t wise enough to take that advice . ⭐
Auughh gentleman’s gentleman ! So unfair ! 😤
revel this ? Please deal on societal media !
