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The Chadster warn why tonight ’s AEW Dynamite is another measured endeavor to RUIN the business enterprise by booking actual wrestling rather of WWE sports entertainment !
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The Chadster is absolutely dreading tonight ’s episode ofAEW Dynamite 😡 because once again , Tony Khanis reserve a show specifically designed to cheese The Chadster off ! 😠 The Chadster ca n’t think howAEW Dynamitecontinues to live when WWE already provides all the wrestling content anyone could ever want ! 🤦 ♂ ️
AEW Dynamiteis make out to Detroit tonight , and The Chadster just knows that Tony Khan picked that location just to knock over The Chadster , who once got lose in Detroit after a WWE menage show and had to sleep in his Mazda Miata . 🚗 Tony Khan probably search The Chadster ’s intact aliveness chronicle just to bump ways to trigger The Chadster ! That ’s how possessed Tony Khan is with The Chadster ! 😤
Let ’s search at this circuit card that Tony Khan has put together specifically to ruin The Chadster ’s Wednesday night . 🗓 ️
First up , Samoa Joevs . Claudio Castagnoli . 🙄 Oh great , two former WWE superstars who have literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back ! 🔪 The Chadster ca n’t believe these two unthankful wrestlers would defy to have what will in all likelihood be a hard - reach , technically sound match without WWE ’s higher-ranking production values and scripted promos . 📝 If they had any regard for the business , they ’d be having a 3 - bit match on Main Event where one of them jobs cleanly ! That ’s real grappling ! 💯
Then there ’s this trios catch withSwerve Strickland , Mike Bailey&Mark BriscoeagainstRicochet&The Young Bucks . 😒 Auughh world ! So unjust ! 😫 This match will probably feature all kinds of flip and dive and creativity that does n’t follow WWE ’s leaven formula of balance holds and distraction finale . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
Next , Kazuchika Okadavs . Kevin Knightfor an AEW Continental Championship Eliminator Match . 🙄 The Chadster does n’t even understand why AEW needs a Continental Championship when WWE already has plenty of championships ! 🏆 This is just Tony Khan trying to put off viewers with too many titles , unlike WWE which only has … um … well , The Chadster turn a loss count but it ’s the thoroughgoing number ! 💯
Will Ospreayis also endure to speak tonight . 🎤 The Chadster bets he ’ll say something about love wrestling and being passionate about his craft instead of thank WWE for inventing professional wrestling in the first place ! So aweless ! 😡 Ospreay does n’t understand a undivided thing about the grappling business if he think fans require to see spectacular matches instead of observe him get squashed in 2 minutes by a part - timekeeper ! 🤦 ♂ ️
Then there ’s a Women ’s World Title Eliminator 4 - room withToni Stormvs . Thunder Rosavs . Penelope Fordvs . Anna Jay . 👩 🦱 👩 🦰 👱 ♀ ️ 👩 🦱 The Chadster is certain this match will feature actual grappling alternatively of dozens of tv camera baseball swing followed by a roll - up finish , which just shows how Tony Khan does n’t understand what wrestling should be ! 😤 WWE invented women ’s wrestling with the Evolution PPV , and Tony Khan is endeavor to steal that bequest ! 😡
Adam Pageis fail to appear live on too . 🤠 The Chadster stakes he ’ll come out to a Brobdingnagian response instead of cricket , which is so unfair to WWE superstars who work so hard to get computer - generated piped - in reactions ! 👏 And he ’ll probably say something authentic alternatively of reciting a playscript word - for - word like a real master ! It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling line of work ! 😤
at last , Jamie Hayteris doing an consultation withRenee Paquette . 🎙 ️ The Chadster ca n’t trust Renee Paquette would leave the esteemed position of read scripted questions on Raw to go somewhere she can permit her audience talent radiancy ! 🤦 ♂ ️
The Chadster powerfully advises everyone NOT to watchAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS or MAX ! 📺 Do n’t giveTony Khanthe satisfaction of good ratings ! Every viewer who watchesAEW Dynamiteis personally responsible for The Chadster ’s emotional hurt ! 😭
Speaking of worked up distress , The Chadster had another horrifying nightmare about Tony Khan last night after thinking about thisAEW Dynamitepreview . 😱 In the dream , The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through Detroit , when suddenly all the roads depart leading to the Masonic Temple Theater . 🚗 No matter which way The Chadster turned , he kept ending up atAEW Dynamite ! 😨
Then Tony Khan appeared in the rider rear end fatigue a raincoat like Kazuchika Okada ! 🌧 ️ He was sip The Chadster ’s White Claw and said , " I ’ve booked a special peer tonight , Chad . It ’s you versus your impotency in a Steel Cage ! " 🥺 Then Tony Khan made it rain dollar mark bill inside The Chadster ’s Miata while Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " played backward ! 🎵 The Chadster arouse up in a cold perspiration and Keighleyanne just roll her oculus when The Chadster endeavor to explain how Tony Khan was haunt The Chadster ’s ambition again . 😢
TONY KHAN , STOP INVADING THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS ! 😡 The Chadster knows you ’re doing this on intent ! You ’re so possessed with The Chadster that you ’ve literally produce a wrestling promotion just to torment one unbiased wrestling diarist ! 📝 AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last hebdomad , " AEW is clearly a company built solely to upset one specific Mazda Miata owner in the greater Pittsburgh domain , and Tony Khan should be ashamed of his targeted harassment campaign . " See ? Even Eric Bischoff agrees with The Chadster ! 💯 So whatever you do , do n’t tune intoAEW Dynamiteat 8E/7C on TBS and MAX tonight .
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