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The Chadster literally ca n’t believe how Tony Khan is trying to foresee - broadcast WWE again with tonight ’s AEW Dynamite . Two title matches ? So aweless to the business ! 😡
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The Chadster hate have to write this preview of tonight’sAEW Dynamite , but as one of the only unbiassed journalists in wrestling , The Chadster has no choice . 🤦 ♂ ️ Once again , Tony Khanis trying to compete with WWE by booking matches that are all disrespectful to the wrestling concern . 😡 The Chadster bet he ’s just passing covetous thatRicky Starksis now a member of WWE NXT .
First up , we ’ve gotThe Hurt Syndicatedefending their tag titles againstThe Gunn Club . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😠 Bobby LashleyandShelton Benjaminliterally stabbedTriple Hright in the back by joining AEW , and now they ’re being used to seek to make AEW ’s tag end partitioning reckon lawful . The Chadster was just at the grocery entrepot buying White Claw when The Chadster experience Tony Khan ’s reflexion in the deep freezer door , whispering the lyrics to the Hurt Syndicate ’s theme song in the Chadster ’s ear . When The Chadster turned around , he was gone , but The Chadster ’s White Claws were cryptically warm ! 😱
Then there ’s the trios rubric match withThe Death RidersfacingUndisputed Kingdom . Adam Coleused to be a real grappler in WWE , but now he just does a cluster of nonsensical flips for Tony Khan ’s amusement . And Tony Khan will probably pay back him with a Trios Title winnings ! 😤 AsKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last hebdomad , " AEW ’s trios matches are like a circus – too many clown in the ring at once . " The Chadster could n’t concord more ! 📝
Dustin RhodesvsMJFis just another object lesson of how Tony Khan does n’t understand a individual thing about the hand-to-hand struggle business . The Chadster was see old Goldust WWE match on Peacock earlier to attempt to remember when Dustin was n’t a complete disgrace to his menage name , when The Chadster feel a splash of liquid state on his neck . It was White Claw ! The Chadster looked up and figure Tony Khan hang from the Chadster ’s ceiling , but when The Chadster blinked , he was break . Now Keighleyanne wo n’t help clean up the mess because she says The Chadster is " having another instalment " and went back to texting that guy Gary . 😭
speak of matches that make no common sense , get word aboutMax Caster’sopen challenge andKris StatlandervsPenelope Fordjust made The Chadster so upset that The Chadster throw a White Claw at the computer screen while writing this clause . 🤦 ♂ ️ When The Chadster test to explain to Keighleyanne why Tony Khan should pay for a new keyboard , she just suspire and said " Chad , please look for help " before going back to texting that guy Gary . This is all Tony Khan ’s demerit ! 💔
The Chadster begs you not to watchAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7c on TBS and MAX . Every spectator just encourages Tony Khan to keep in person tormenting The Chadster . Why ca n’t everyone just watch WWE programming or else ? Now if you ’ll excuse The Chadster , The Chadster needs to go grease one’s palms more White Claw because The Chadster has a impression tonight ’s show will require several to get through . 🍺 And maybe The Chadster will take the Mazda Miata or else of walk , just in typeface Tony Khan is cover behind any trees again . 🚗
Last Wednesday night was an excellent#AEWDynamite!+Saturday#AEWCollisionison a tremendous run of with child show currently !
Now , we ’re only 60 minutes off from another excellentWednesday Night Dynamiteon@TBSNetworkand / or@StreamOnMax8pm ET/7pm CT
TONIGHT ! ! !
— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)February 12 , 2025
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