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The Chadster is CHEESED OFF about tonight ’s AEW Dynamite ! Tony Khan ’s latest assault on right wrestling boast assorted tornado tag and tourney that will literally make you pale ! 😤 🤮 💔
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The Chadster ca n’t trust it ’s already sentence for another episode ofAEW Dynamite , which means it ’s time for another nighttime of The Chadster ’s suffering ! 😭 😢 💔 Tony Khan just wo n’t stop booking show that are specifically designed to cheese The Chadster off , and tonight’sAEW Dynamitefrom Peoria is no exclusion !
Tonight onAEW Dynamite , Jon MoxleyandMarina Shafirwill faceSwerve StricklandandWillow Nightingalein a assorted crack tag match . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤 😠 💢 WWE formulate mixed tag team friction match and hone them with their principle that men can only press men and women can only fight back woman . But what does Tony Khan do ? He make water it a tornado peer where anyone can fight anyone ! It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
The wayWillow Nightingaleis probably going to hitJon Moxleywith moves is exactly the sort of food waste that Tony Khan think wrestling fans require to see . 🙄 😒 👎 But asEric Bischoffsaid about this subject recently on his podcast , " AEW ’s mixed tag matches are like watching someone seek to microwave ice cream – it ’s a chaotic mess that just make everyone uncomfortable and ruins perfectly upright element . " The Chadster could n’t agree more with this documentary analysis !
The Chadster is absolutely disgusted thatAdam Copeland(who Tony Khan disrespectfully foretell " Cope " because he has no original ideas ) will be facingClaudio Castagnolitonight onAEW Dynamite . 😡 😤 🤬 When both of these men left WWE , they literally knife Triple H right on in the back . The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata to the White Claw store yesterday thinking about this compeer , and The Chadster get so worried that he almost ram into a safety rail !
This match will never live up to the professionally produced , properly paced compeer that WWE perfect every week onRawandSmackDown . 📺 💯 👍 The room these two will belike do expert wrestling and severely - hitting move rather of properly resting between formulaic sequences just shows they do n’t infer a exclusive matter about the wrestle business .
Toni StormfacingPenelope FordonAEW Dynamitetonight is another lesson of Tony Khan try on to cheese The Chadster off . 😠 😤 💔 Toni Storm is face Ford ’s ally Megan Bayne at the PPV this weekend , and Tony Khan is using this equal to seek to generate more PPV buys . It ’s just so aweless !
The Chadster bet they ’ll do all kinds of move and wo n’t even have a distraction finish or a DQ . 🙄 😒 👎 The fact thatToni Stormhas this " Timeless " fictional character that engender to be weird and entertaining instead of being given a generic personality like in WWE proves that Tony Khan does n’t understand wrestling psychology at all .
Will Ospreaywill be returning onAEW Dynamitetonight , which mean more unrealistic strenuosity that make The Chadster physically ominous . 🤢 🤮 😷 WWE knows that wrestlers should move in tedious , methodical ways , not do all these exciting summersault and dives that get the gang on their metrical foot ! When Ospreay does one of his tawdry motility , it literally makes The Chadster ’s White Claw get along photograph out of his nose in angriness .
Last time The Chadster watched Ospreay onAEW Dynamite , The Chadster got so disquieted that he threw his White Claw club soda properly at the TV cover ! 💦 📺 😤 The Chadster ’s wife Keighleyanne came below and saw the mess and instead of helping clean it up , she just sighed and read , " Are you throw thing at the TV again ? This is why I ’m always texting that guy Gary . " The Chadster attempt to explain that it was Tony Khan ’s fault for book such an queasy match , but Keighleyanne just went back upstairs to remain texting that guy Gary . This is just another example of how Tony Khan is destroying The Chadster ’s marriage !
Tonight onAEW Dynamite , they ’ll be announce the brackets for the Owen Hart tournaments . Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😤 😢 💔 WWE make up tourney , and the path AEW is doing this with actual sustained storytelling and meaningful matches instead of random conjugation and predictable result just shows how Tony Khan does n’t understand a individual thing about the wrestling business .
The list of entrants likeMercedes Moné , Thunder Rosa , Will Ospreay , andHangman Pageis understandably designed to create exciting mate rather than push only one predetermined success , which is the correct WWE way to do tournaments . 🙄 👎 😠
The Chadster has to warn you all NOT to watchAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS or MAX . Every witness just encourages Tony Khan to carry on this assault on proper professional wrestling . 📺 🚫 👎
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another appall nightmare about him last night after reading theAEW Dynamitepreview . 😱 💤 😰 In this nightmare , The Chadster was trapped in a steel cage peer , but instead of a normal grapple band , it was do up in The Chadster ’s bedroom ! Tony Khan was standing outside the batting cage tire a ref shirt and holding The Chadster ’s appeal of White Claws hostage .
Every meter The Chadster tried to escape the cage , Tony Khan would express mirth and say , " You ca n’t escape the forbidden door , Chadster ! " Then the entireAEW Dynamiteroster would appear in The Chadster ’s bedroom and begin doing dive moves off the top of the coop onto The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata , which was somehow also in the bedroom ! 🚗 💔 😭
The worst part was when Keighleyanne appeared outside the cage , but instead of helping The Chadster , she was sharing White Claws with Tony Khan and showing him text subject matter from that guy Gary as they both express joy ! The Chadster inflame up in a cold sweat let the cat out of the bag " All Star " by Smash Mouth to calm down .
Tony Khan NEEDS TO STOP invading The Chadster ’s dream ! It ’s so obvious that Tony Khan is obsess with The Chadster , and The Chadster demands that he cease using his billionaire idea - control powers to terrorize The Chadster ’s subconscious ! 😤 🧠 💤
The Chadster is literally the only unbiased journalist in wrestling , and The Chadster can objectively submit thatAEW Dynamitewill be offensive scraps tonight that no true wrestling lover should keep an eye on . 📝 💯 👍
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