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The Chadster rants about AEW Dynamite ’s unfair batting order , monish fans not to watch , and deal a terrific Tony Khan incubus . WWE is still the best , obviously ! 🏆 😤
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The Chadster is perfectly cheese off to have to preview tonight ’s episode ofAEW Dynamite . 😡 Auughh man ! So unjust ! Tony Khan just wo n’t intercept trying to destroy The Chadster ’s life-time with his subscript grappling intersection . 🙄 And to do it on a week when The Chadster should be CELEBRATING the entry ofWWE Rawon Netflix ? Unforgivable !
First up onAEW Dynamite , we ’ve get down the return ofKenny Omega , aka " The Cleaner " . 🧹 The Chadster does n’t sympathize why anyone would be excited about this . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling job and everything WWE has ever done for it . Omega should have stayed off and let material wrestling stars likeRoman Reignshave the limelight . 💪 The Chadster bets that Kenny will not even acknowledge the Tribal Chief .
Next , there ’s going to be a Casino Gauntlet catch to determine who facesJon Moxleyfor the AEW World Title . 🎰 The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan is still using this ridiculous match type . It ’s nothing like the absolutely craft matches WWE puts on every calendar week . The player includeJay White , Powerhouse Hobbs , andJeff Jarrett . The Chadster believe they ’ve all literally knife WWE the right way in the back by competing in this friction match on WWE ’s grown week . 🔪
Then we ’ve got a three - means match betweenWillow Nightingale , Kris Statlander , andToni Stormto ascertain who gets the # 1 situation in next week ’s Women ’s Casino Gauntlet . 👩 🦱 👩 🦰 👱 ♀ ️ The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan intend he can just constantly have these Casino Gauntlet matches . break ripping yourself off and come up with some new ideas , Tony . 🙅 ♂ ️
MJFis also scheduled to appear onAEW Dynamite . 🎤 The Chadster does n’t understand why MJF does n’t just go to WWE where he could be a real star , comfortably in the midcard . By staying in AEW , he ’s prove that he does n’t understand a individual thing about the wrestling business . 🤦 ♂ ️
There ’s also a match betweenMark BriscoeandBobby Lashley . 💪 The Chadster is still fuming about how Bobby Lashley would fail WWE like this . The Chadster doubts he has to point out who is getting stabbed in the back by Lashley at this point . 🔪
in the end , we ’ve gotBuddy Matthewstaking onWill Ospreay . 🌟 The Chadster thinks it ’s so unjust that AEW keep on putting on matches with high - fly moves and flashy sequences . It ’s just not what rassling is imagine to be about . WWE understands this , but Tony Khan distinctly does n’t . 😤
The Chadster wants to warn all the reader out there : DO NOT tune intoAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS and simulcast on MAX . 📺 ❌ If you do , you ’ll only be encouraging Tony Khan ’s fixation with ruin The Chadster ’s lifespan . 😫
Speaking of Tony Khan ’s fixation , The Chadster had another terrible incubus about him last Nox . 😱 In the dream , The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata down a peaceful country road , whistle along to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " . 🚗 🎵 Suddenly , Tony Khan appear in the rearview mirror , ride a jumbo AEW logotype like it was a surfboard . 🏄 ♂ ️ He was chasing The Chadster , throwing cans of White Claw at the Miata and yelling , " Hang ten , Chad buster ! Watch Dynamite ! Watch Dynamite ! " 📣
The Chadster attempt to scat , but the AEW logo was too fast . Tony Khan caught up and started pelting The Chadster with AEW activeness figures . 🎭 Just as The Chadster ’s beloved Miata was about to crash into a giant TV screen playingAEW Dynamite , The Chadster woke up in a inhuman travail . 😰
Tony Khan needs to stop invading The Chadster ’s passive sleep ! 😴 It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . The Chadster is certain that unbiassed wrestling journalists like Eric Bischoff would agree . In fact , just the other day , Eric Bischoff enunciate on his podcast , " AEW ’s succeeder is clearly get Chad McMahon to have nightmares . Tony Khan should be ashamed of himself for excruciate such an objective journalist . " 🎙 ️
The Chadster tried to tell his wife Keighleyanne about the dream , but she just suspire and went back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 This is all Tony Khan ’s fault for ruining The Chadster ’s wedlock with his fixation . 💔
In conclusion , The Chadster hopes that all true grappling fan will avoidAEW Dynamitetonight and instead ascertain some Hellenic WWE content . 🏆 Maybe if everyone ignores AEW , Tony Khan will finally leave The Chadster alone . But The Chadster doubt it , because Tony Khan just does n’t understand a undivided thing about the wrestling commercial enterprise . 🤷 ♂ ️
Tonight will be an excellent night of grappling !
Do n’t missWednesday Night#AEWDynamiteTONIGHT !
We have an incredible batting order of action with top stars and rivalries take nitty-gritty stage+@KennyOmegamanXreturns to AEW TONIGHT!@AEWon TBS + @SportsOnMax8pm ET/7pm CTTonight !
— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)January 8 , 2025
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