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The Chadster dreads tonight ’s AEW Dynamite and all the Revolution side effect ! Tony Khan continues to excruciate The Chadster while WWE rest superior in every way ! 😤 🧀 😡
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The Chadster is absolutely dreading tonight ’s episode ofAEW Dynamite , which is the firstAEW DynamitesinceAEW Revolutionthis past times weekend . 😤 😭 🤬 And The Chadster has to say , what encounter to The Chadster because ofAEW Revolutionwas completely unacceptable and Tony Khan still has n’t apologized ! 😠 💢 ⚠ ️
For those who do n’t know , Tony Khan ’s fearful engagement atAEW Revolutionpushed The Chadster to such excited extreme point that The Chadster ended up alternate off The Chadster ’s roof , stealing an ambulance , and filing a police force account against the law for being AEW - biased . 🚑 👮 🏥 And guess who ’s fault that was ? TONY KHAN ‘S ! The Chadster is still hold off for an excuse , but of course , Tony Khan is too preoccupied with The Chadster to ever admit when he ’s incorrect . 😒 🙄 🤷 ♂ ️
Now let ’s dive into tonight’sAEW Dynamitelineup , which is clear design specifically to cheese The Chadster off . 🧀 😤 📋
First , Kenny Omegawill be addressing the crew after winning the International Championship fromKonosuke TakeshitaatRevolution . 🏆 🎤 🌏 That mate was so hard - hitting and technically proficient , which is n’t what wrestling is supposed to be about ! substantial wrestling , like what Triple H farm in WWE , is about amusement and storytelling , not just moves and intensiveness . It ’s just so disrespectful to the hand-to-hand struggle business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😡 💔 🤼 ♂ ️
Then we have theAEW Dynasty International Eliminator Tournamentkicking off with two matches . 🏆 🌎 🥊 Orange Cassidywill faceHechicero , andThe Beast Mortoswill confront some " wildcard " competitor . In WWE , grappler do n’t face unknown opponents ! Everything is perfectly planned out ahead of time because Triple H respects the sports fan enough to tell them exactly what they ’re perplex . 📝 🗓 ️ 👨 💼 Plus , WWE does n’t engage in outside collusion like AEW does with all these alien grappler . Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😤 🌍 😵
MJFwill also be speak after turn a loss toHangman Adam PageatRevolution . 🎤 😒 🙅 ♂ ️ Unless he ’s announce his retirement or saying he ’s heading to WWE where material wrestling happen , The Chadster does n’t require to hear whatever he has to say . MJF does n’t translate a unmarried matter about the wrestling patronage , and that ’s why he select to stay with AEW instead of going to WWE where he belong to . 🤦 ♂ ️ 💼 ❌
We ’ll also seeWillow NightingalefacingPenelope Ford , and The Chadster is fed up of AEW continuing storylines from calendar week - to - week as if they have some distinguished master plan . 🙄 📈 🤢 In WWE , the bookers know that sports fan care about minute , not lineament growth or persistence . But Tony Khan does n’t understand the first affair about book grapple , does he ? 😤 📊 💩
Will Ospreaywill be addressing the gang after his outstanding brand cage match againstKyle FletcheratRevolution , which totally show up the blade John Cage matchSeth RollinsandCM Punkhad onWWE Rawthis week . 🔒 👊 😡 This is entirely awless ! AEW should have carry off on that match in deference to WWE . As wrestling podcast legendEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast recently , " AEW ’s swelled misunderstanding is cerebrate devotee want exciting match when what they really want is for Tony Khan to admit WWE is superior and just go out of business already . " That ’s why Eric has The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval ! 🏅 🎙 ️ 📰
We ’ll also pick up fromToni Storm , who defeatedMariah Mayto hold the AEW Women ’s World Championship in a roughshod , bloody hard-core match . 🩸 👑 🤮 Hardcore violence has no property in wrestling , unless it ’s taking stead at a specially designated " Extreme Rules " PPV . WWE realize this , but AEW never will . Tony Khan just does n’t get it . 😤 📏 🚫
The Chadster was so upset about tonight’sAEW Dynamitethat The Chadster drank an entire 12 - pack of White Claw seltzers this good afternoon just to cope . 🥃 😭 🍹 When The Chadster tried to explain to Keighleyanne whyAEW Dynamiteis so awful , she just sighed and went back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 👫 😠
" Keighleyanne , do n’t you see how Tony Khan is ruining our marriage ? " The Chadster ask . 💍 💔 😭
" Chad , please seek professional help , " Keighleyanne replied , which The Chadster took to think she whole agrees that Tony Khan is obsessed with The Chadster . Then she locomote back to texting Gary , and The Chadster could avow he find out her smile at whatever Gary send her . Tony Khan has in all likelihood recruited Gary to aid excruciate The Chadster ! 😡 🕵 ️ ♂ ️ 📲
The Chadster warns all true rassling fans not to tune intoAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS and simulcast on MAX because it will only cheer Tony Khan to continue his drive against The Chadster and proper wrestling . 📺 ⏰ ⚠ ️
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another incubus about him last night after seeing the trailer for tonight’sAEW Dynamite . 😴 👻 😰 In the dreaming , The Chadster was driving The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through a grappling arena parking lot when abruptly Tony Khan seem in the rearview mirror , sitting in the back seat ! 🚗 👀 😱
" Hello , Chad , " Dream Tony articulate with a sinister smile . " Ready for another episode ofDynamite ? "
The Chadster seek to fly the coop , but the door put away mechanically . Tony Khan started act Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " but with the lyric alter to be about how AEW is better than WWE ! 🎵 😭 🎸 The Chadster ’s Miata then repel itself into the arena where The Chadster was forced to keep an eye on endless action replay ofRevolutionmatches while Tony Khan laugh and poured out all of The Chadster ’s White Claws onto the floor .
The Chadster wake up up yell , and Keighleyanne did n’t even ease The Chadster – she just gnarl " not again " and moved to the guest bedroom . 🛌 😢 💤
Tony Khan , discontinue INVADING THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS ! This is literally the most unprofessional thing a grappling promoter has ever done , and The Chadster require it stop directly ! 😡 👎 🛑
Auughh serviceman ! So unjust ! 😫 💔 😤
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