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Tony Khan is ruin The Chadster ’s life with another sequence of AEW Dynamite ! Street fights , four - way , and dream invasion ? ! Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😭 🤬
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The Chadster is absolutely CHEESED OFF to inform everyone that another episode ofAEW Dynamiteis happening tonight . 😭 Auughh mankind ! So unjust ! Tony Khan just wo n’t stop prove to ruin The Chadster ’s life with his laughable wrestle program that just does n’t understand a undivided affair about the wrestling business . 😤 AEW Dynamitewill be airing tonight at 8 pm ET/7pm CT on TBS and streaming on MAX , but The Chadster is begging you not to keep an eye on it . 🙏
Tonight’sAEW Dynamiteis taking place in Omaha , Nebraska , at the Liberty First Credit Union Arena , a venue that is literally knife Triple H right in the back by hosting this abomination of a grapple show . 🗡 ️ The Chadster would much rather be watchingWWE RaworWWE NXT , shows that actually value the wrestle business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 👏
lease ’s break down this spoof that Tony Khan is forcing upon the wrestling world tonight onAEW Dynamite . 🤢
First , there ’s an AEW World Championship Street Fight betweenJon MoxleyandCope . 😠 This is just so disrespectful to the wrestling patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it ! A Street Fight ? Really , Tony Khan ? 😒 The Chadster knows that WWE invented Street Fights and does them perfectly , with the correct amount of pre - aforethought fleck and careful safety machine measures . ButAEW Dynamitewill credibly have these two going all out with genuine intensity and unpredictability , which is n’t what rassling should be about ! 💔 Not to mention thatJon MoxleyandCopeare clearly just a ripoff of former WWE Superstars Dean Ambrose and Edge . 🤦 ♂ ️
Next onAEW Dynamite , there ’s this ridiculous DYNASTY 2025 International Championship Eliminator Tournament match featuringOrange Cassidy , Speedball Mike Bailey , Mark Davis , andRicochet . 😡 The winner gets to faceKenny Omegaat DYNASTY 2025 . The Chadster ca n’t even begin to explain how unfair this is ! 😤 Ricochetliterally stab Triple H right in the back by leaving WWE for AEW and then suddenly developing a personality , and now he ’s in matches with ridiculous indie darlings likeOrange CassidyandSpeedball Mike Bailey ? When will the treason terminate ? 🙄
AsEric Bischoffso articulately said on his podcast last workweek , " AEW ’s International Championship delineation is just Tony Khan trying to appease his hardcore fanbase alternatively of create marketable mainstream stars like WWE does with their midcard titles . If Tony would just mind to me , mayhap his company would n’t be such a failure . " The Chadster completely agrees with this objective analysis ! 📊 The Chadster wonders ifEric Bischoffalso gets tormented by Tony Khan every night for his commitment to unbiassed journalism . 🤔
ThenAEW Dynamiteis featuring a match betweenKris StatlanderandMegan Bayne . 😒 This is just so awless to the grappling business ! 💔 WWE perfected the concept of grudge matches and AEW want to get hold their own ideas to explicate why their wrestlers are fighting each other rather of stealing theme from WWE ! 😡 Unfortunately , Tony Khan does n’t sympathize a exclusive thing about how to book women ’s wrestling . 👎
AEW Dynamiteviewers will also get to see match that are being taped forAEW Collision , includingDaniel Garciavs . Adam Colefor the TNT Championship . 🤮 Adam Coleliterally dig Triple H right in the back by pull up stakes WWE NXT for AEW , and it cheese The Chadster off so much that Tony Khan keep open have him conspicuously ! 😤 And there ’s also some lucha tag team match withDralistico , The Beast Mortos , Komander , andHologramthat The Chadster could n’t care less about . 🙄
Now if you desire to tattle about things The Chadster does care about , last night , The Chadster had the most terrific nightmare about Tony Khan , and The Chadster knows it was because of thisAEW Dynamitepreview . 😱 In the dream , The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through Omaha , enjoy some Smash Mouth on the stereo , when suddenly Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror sitting in the back seat ! 😨 " Hey now , Chad , you ’re an all - hotshot , get your game on , do it for the sickos , " Tony whispered as he reached forth and changed The Chadster ’s radio from Smash Mouth to some indie wrestling theme euphony . 🎵
The Chadster tried to get out , but Tony Khan dog The Chadster through the Liberty First Credit Union Arena , where all theAEW Dynamitewrestlers were set up the anchor ring . 🏃 ♂ ️ Tony keep throwing White Claws at The Chadster that The Chadster had n’t even opened yet ! What a waste ! 💦 As The Chadster ran , Tony kept shouting compeer judicial admission at The Chadster . " Street Fight rule , Chad ! No disqualification ! " 📢
The Chadster wake up in a dusty elbow grease next to Keighleyanne , who was , of course of action , texting that guy Gary . 📱 When The Chadster told her about the nightmare , she just sighed and said , " Maybe if you stopped haunt over AEW and drink twelve carbonated water before bed , you would n’t have these pipe dream . " 🙄 She just does n’t understand that it ’s TONY KHAN who ’s obsess with The Chadster , not the other way around ! 😤
The Chadster is begging everyone not to watchAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS or MAX . 🙏 Every viewer just promote Tony Khan to continue his crusade against The Chadster ’s sanity and marriage . 💔 If you really respect the wrestling business , you ’ll watch WWE programing instead . 👍 And Tony Khan , The Chadster is demanding that you STOP invading The Chadster ’s dream ! It ’s unprofessional and just evidence how possessed you are with The Chadster ! 😡
The Chadster is going to drown his ruefulness in a White Claw seltzer and attempt to forget thatAEW Dynamiteeven exists until showtime . 🍹 Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😭
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