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The Chadster is CHEESED OFF about tonight ’s AEW Dynamite ! 😤 Tony Khan ’s recent attack on WWE features Omega vs Okada and more gamy - octane action that attempt to overshadow WWE ! Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😫
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The Chadster is absolutely sick 🤢 to account thatAEW Dynamitewill be airing tonight on TBS , and The Chadster has never been more cheesed off in The Chadster ’s life ! 😤 Tony Khanis literally try on to demolish everything good about professional wrestling with another episode of his awful show , and The Chadster has to warn all unbiased grapple fans about what ’s coming tonight onAEW Dynamite .
Tonight onAEW Dynamite , there ’s snuff it to be an 8 - man shred team match featuringKenny Omega , Mark Briscoe , Mike Bailey , andKevin KnightagainstKazuchika Okada , Ricochet , andThe Young Bucks . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😫 Tony Khan is by choice frame Omega and Okada in the same mob just to cheese The Chadster off , when everyone knows that multi - man matches are just too tight - step and confusing for twist sports fan to come properly . Wrestling fans require behind - paced one - on - one matchups with simple storytelling lie in only of " moments " and those moment need to be played as recaps repeatedly throughout the show and fawned over in astuteness by comment . When will Tony Khan memorize how to book a show ? 😒
And The Chadster ca n’t think Tony Khan is trying to capitalize on the Omega - Okada contention from years ago when WWE has substantial stars likeJohn CenaandLogan Paulwho could put on a much better match with right pacing and storytelling . 🏆 This is just so awless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😠
Hangman Adam Pagewill faceKyle Fletcherin the Men ’s Owen Hart Cup Semifinal , which is just another example of how Tony Khan does n’t empathise a individual thing about the grappling business . 🙄 First of all , tournaments should be uncommon special attractions like King of the doughnut that you often forget about for ten years here and there . 📅 They also are supposed to take position in Saudi Arabia and be used in the main as a prick to launder the Saudis ' human right record . Owen Hartis belike rolling over in his tomb to see his name so heinously misused .
To make thing worse , Page is from Virginia and they ’re in Norfolk tonight , which shows how AEW is indulge to local crowds instead of purposely disappointing them like WWE knows how to do aright . by have the hometown Heron always fall back and potentially be humble . 🎭 And do n’t get The Chadster started on how Fletcher is just another flippy cat that Tony Khan engage because he can do a gang of meaningless high spots that pop the sickos . 😤 WWE would never book a match like this without proper superstars who have been trained the right way in the WWE developmental organisation !
Bobby LashleyandShelton BenjaminwithMVPwill be cutting a promo tonight onAEW Dynamite . The Chadster ca n’t believe these guys are still twisting that knife in Triple H ’s back . 🔪 These guys were WWE wizard , and Tony Khan stole them just to discompose The Chadster . 😭 And now they stay to be boast workweek - in and week - out , when WWE distinctly understood that their story was over and the machine had no more economic value .
WWE would have given them right new roles jobbing to veridical stars like Logan Paul , but Tony Khan belike cerebrate that wrestler should have more say in their character and booking , which is so unprofessional . 📝 And by the way , the whole storyline with MJF seek to join them is just a ripoff of better WWE storylines and makes The Chadster want to throw his White Claw against the bulwark . 🍹
Toni Stormwill be facingMiyu Yamashitain a Women ’s Title Eliminator match tonight onAEW Dynamite . 🤦 ♂ ️ First of all , Toni Storm literally jab Triple H flop in the back when she left WWE , and now her silly character is just proof that Tony Khan does n’t empathise the percentage point of wrestling . which is to give people names that WWE can brandmark and have their character just be about comment blackguard their nickname over and over . 👗
WWE has stars likeCharlotte FlairandRhea Ripleywho understand how to do characters properly , not this bizarre character that The Chadster does n’t understand because it requires thought . 🤷 ♂ ️ And bringing in Japanese wrestlers that insouciant American fans do n’t love is just another style Tony Khan is trying to appeal to the niche interview instead of growing wrestling like WWE does : by buying up other promotions . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling byplay ! 😤
MJFwill look live onAEW Dynamitetonight , and The Chadster can already predict exactly what will happen because Tony Khan ’s engagement is so obvious . 📝 He ’ll probably seek to imprint Bobby Lashley with some expensive giving , which is nothing like the advanced storytelling WWE presents each week onRawandSmackDown , likeMichael Coletalking trumpery toGunther , conduct to a catch between Gunther andPat McAfee . That ’s the variety of storytelling that wriggle fans want . In AEW , the observer do n’t even wrestle in matches . 📺
Furthermore , this storyline does n’t even make common sense ! MJF is suppose to be a swelled star , why would he be beg to join a group ? 🤔 WWE would never reserve their top star this way . They just suddenly side with one group or another in the ending of big PPV matches after weeks of vie forPaul Heyman’sfavor . This is just another exemplar of how Tony Khan does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business . 😠
The Chadster is solicit all unbiased grapple fan NOT to tune up intoAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS or MAX . 📺 Every watcher just emboldens Tony Khan to continue his vendetta against WWE and The Chadster in person . 😫
As the far-famed wrestling journalistEric Bischoffrecently allege on his podcast , " AEW ’s attempt to put eight top stars in one match is a desperate ploy that point they do n’t sympathize the art of building individual match-up that draw money over clock time , unlike WWE ’s masterly recollective - term booking body structure . " The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval goes to Eric for that nonsubjective assessment ! 👍
The Chadster must warn readers that last night , after thinking about the trailer for tonight’sAEW Dynamite , The Chadster had the most terrific nightmare . 😱 Tony Khan was chase The Chadster through the Chartway Arena in Norfolk , but all the exits kept leading back to the wrestling ring . 🏟 ️
" You have to watch Omega and Okada , Chad ! " Tony Khan maintain screaming while holding a giant bottle of White Claw that he was essay to force The Chadster to fuddle . 🍹 " You ’ll never escape the superscript in - ring product ! "
Every clip The Chadster seek to run away , The Young Buckswould appear and superkick The Chadster right back toward Tony Khan . 👞 The uncollectible part was when Tony Khan corner The Chadster and whispered , " I ’m going to make you rate this couple five star topology " while stroke The Chadster ’s Smash Mouth t - shirt . 👕
The Chadster woke up in a insensate sweat and could n’t even drive his Mazda Miata to clear his head because The Chadster was literally shaking . 🚗 Tony Khan needs to STOP invade The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s so unprofessional and shows how obsessed he is with The Chadster ! 😤
Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😫 The Chadster just care Tony Khan would blockade assay to contend with WWE and take on that Nick Khan and Triple H understand the wrestle business best than he ever will ! 🙏
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