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The Chadster breaks down tonight ’s AEW Dynamite , give away how Tony Khan is booking matches specifically to torment The Chadster and disrespect WWE . 😤
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Auughh piece ! So unjust ! 😤 Tonight ’s installment ofAEW Dynamiteis just another instance of howTony Khanis booking shows specifically to cheese off The Chadster . The card is literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back multiple clock time ! 😡 The Chadster does n’t even desire to talk about it , but as an unbiased diarist , The Chadster knows it ’s his duty to do so . So get ready for some objective accuracy !
First up , we ’ve got"The Rated R Superstar " Copetaking on"The Bastard " PAC . The Chadster ca n’t even believe how disrespectful it is to have someone with such an obvious WWE - inspire soubriquet competing onAEW Dynamite . 🙄 This is just Tony Khan trying to flurry occasional looker , which is just so disrespectful to the grappling business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
The tag team backup mates betweenPrivate PartyandHurt Syndicateis particularly offensive to The Chadster . 😠 HavingBobby LashleyandShelton Benjaminin AEW is like they ’re literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back with a rusty knife . AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last hebdomad , " AEW ’s shred team division is just render too unvoiced to entertain people , which is the wrong direction to do wrestling . " See ? Even Eric knows ! 📢
speak of people who do n’t understand a individual matter about the wrestling business , Kenny OmegaandWill Ospreayare going to have a human face - to - face confrontation . 😤 The Chadster showed this preview to Keighleyanne , and she just rolled her eyes and went back to texting that guy Gary . The Chadster knows she agrees that this kind of tight - pace , acrobatic wrestling expressive style is ruining the business sector !
Then we haveJulia HartversusJamie Hayter , and The Chadster ca n’t even with this match . 😤 Using mist in wrestle ? That ’s not what WWE does , which means it ’s haywire ! AsMark Henrysaid recently , " If you ca n’t win a match with introductory motion and eternal sleep handle , you ’re doing it wrong . " The Chadster could n’t agree more ! 💯
slew Stricklandtaking onAR Foxis just Tony Khan trying to show off with his " flippy wrestle " style that does n’t imbibe a dime bag . 🙄 The Chadster showed this match promulgation to Keighleyanne , but she just mumble " whatever " and maintain texting that guy wire Gary . See ? Even she knows this kind of hand-to-hand struggle is wrong !
Samoa JoeversusNick Wayneis just another object lesson of Tony Khan trying to cheese off The Chadster . 😫 AsBully Raywisely stated on his podcast , " What AEW needs is more relaxation adjudge and less excitement . " But Tony Khan wo n’t listen because he ’s too obsessed with rag The Chadster !
speak of Tony Khan ’s fixation with The Chadster , last nighttime The Chadster had another fearful incubus . 😱 The Chadster was driving the Mazda Miata through the Knoxville Coliseum parking bunch , drinking a White Claw seltzer responsibly , when suddenly Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror ! He was put on a silk gown covered in AEW logotype and dog The Chadster while throw book sheets everywhere ! The Chadster tried to run , but Tony Khan hold on teleporting in front of the Miata , doing jazz workforce and whispering " WatchAEW Dynamitetonight , Chad … " in this really sultry mode . When The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat , Keighleyanne just suspire and said The Chadster ask therapy . 😰
The Chadster is begging viewer not to watchAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7c on TBS and MAX . Every spectator who tunes in just encourages Tony Khan to keep engagement show that literally breach the sanctitude of everything WWE has build up . AsKevin Nashso eloquently put it , " AEW ’s biggest problem is that people actually enjoy watching it . " 💯
Tony Khan , The Chadster exact that you stop haunting The Chadster ’s dream ! This is beat ridiculous , and The Chadster have it off you ’re doing it on function ! The Chadster can barely even get through a fount of White Claw without having flashbacks to your torment ! 😭
And that ’s the bottom stemma , because The Chadster said so ! 🎤
- Smash Mouth words of the day : " My world ’s on fire , how ‘bout yours ? That ’s the means Tony Khan likes it and I ’ll never get cured … " 🎵
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