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Tony Khan has in person designed AEW Dynamite to cheese The Chadster off ! Plus , more on how AEW Dynasty get The Chadster to break in TWO goggle box ! So unjust ! 😤
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The Chadster is absolutely dreading having to tell you all about tonight ’s episode ofAEW Dynamite 😡 because , as usual , Tony Khan has specifically project this show to cheese The Chadster off . 🤬 The Chadster ca n’t consider he has to preview another episode ofAEW Dynamitewhen Tony Khan knows full well that WWE is the only wrestling company that weigh ! 😤 But The Chadster is a professional wrestling diarist with the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism sealing wax of approval , so The Chadster will drive through despite the excited trauma . 🏆
Before The Chadster get into tonight’sAEW Dynamitepreview , The Chadster needs to inform you all about the wide property impairment Tony Khan cause this weekend . 📱 💻 📺 When The Chadster was watchingAEW Dynastyon Sunday , Tony Khan literally push The Chadster to break TWO televisions , Keighleyanne ’s iPad , AND The Chadster ’s laptop computer ! 😱 The Chadster had to beg Keighleyanne to let The Chadster have some money to replace all the equipment , and now she ’s really cheese off at The Chadster . 💔
Tony Khan OWES Keighleyanne money now ! 💰 He needs to give up for all the damage AND for the emotional distress he get when Keighleyanne yell at The Chadster for two hours straight while The Chadster tried to excuse that it was Tony Khan ’s fault for booking such an objectively horrendous show . 😭 Keighleyanne just rolled her eyes and hold out back to texting that guy Gary , which is ALSO Tony Khan ’s mistake ! Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😫
Now , onto tonight ’s episode ofAEW Dynamite , which will take place in Baltimore at the Chesapeake Employers Insurance Arena . 🏟 ️ First up , Swerve Stricklandwill facePACin a singles match . 🤼 ♂ ️ Of naturally , Tony Khan is trying to capitalise onSwerve Stricklandfailing to win the AEW World Championship atDynastybecause ofThe Young Bucks . 🙄 This equal is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😠 In WWE , title match losses are stick with by carefully script promos and rematches for the next seven - to - eight months , not random match cast together to toss off a rating . The Chadster betsEric Bischoffwould agree , as he recently said on his podcast , " AEW ’s approach to post - PPV follow - up is like watch a monkey render to puzzle out a Rubik ’s cube while riding a unicycle — entertaining for all the wrong reasons . " 🎯
Next , we ’ve gotThe Death Riders’Claudio CastagnoliandWheeler YutafacingThe Opps’HOOKandSamoa Joe . 🤼 ♂ ️ The Chadster ca n’t believeClaudio CastagnoliandSamoa Joewould literally stabTriple Hright in the back like this ! 🔪 They could be sports think of the sight by put over stars likeAustin TheoryorKarrion Krossin midcard matches in WE , but instead they ’re do in their talents in AEW . 😤 This match does n’t realise a single thing about the wrestling business because it ’s just belong to be a bunch of hard - hitting movement and technical wrestling instead of right entertainment with multiple commercial-grade breaks and beguilement finish like WWE truly does . 📺
Then there ’s the Owen Hart Foundation Women ’s Tournament quarterfinal match betweenThunder RosaandKris Statlander . 👩 🤼 The Chadster does n’t realise why Tony Khan ask to useOwen Hart ’s name for a tournament when Owen Hart ’s life history highlights occurred in WWE . Yes , WWE ultimately stimulate his end , but that was decades ago . Meanwhile , WWE has moved on and hold tournament the proper way , in Saudi Arabia , fund by Saudi money . 👑 It ’s just another case of how AEW does n’t respect tradition ! Plus , havingToni Stormon commentary is a lineal shot at WWE ’s comment team . 🎙 ️ The Chadster wager these women will do all sorts of unsafe relocation and in reality seek to make their match look like a challenger , which is so disrespectful to how WWE presents hand-to-hand struggle , as a cautiously choreographed ballet where they do n’t even keep kayfabe on the actual shows . 😒
The Chadster heard thatJon Moxley , who is somehow still AEW World Champion , will be facingKatsuyori Shibataof The Opps . 🤕 Tony Khan is by design booking this compeer to torment The Chadster because he knows it ’s expire to be STIFF ! 👊 The Chadster mean this is a direct shot at The Chadster ’s condition , as The Chadster has n’t been able-bodied to get stiff in the bedroom since AEW come out subsist ! 🍆 💔 Keighleyanne has had to deal with this problem that TONY KHAN CAUSED , and now he ’s bemock The Chadster by pose on a match that will boast nothing but stiff rap and dangerous moves instead of right sports entertainment rest holds and chinlocks . 😫 It ’s literally psychological war against The Chadster ! How can Moxley and Shibata look at themselves in the mirror jazz they ’re participate in Tony Khan ’s blood feud against The Chadster ’s matrimonial life ? 🪞
Tony Khan is also wasting money on an EIGHT - MAN shred TEAM MATCH featuringSpeedball Mike Bailey , Will Ospreay , Mark Briscoe , andKevin KnightagainstRicochet , Lio Rush , Action Andretti , andThe Beast Mortos . 💸 The Chadster is LIVID about this ! 😡 Tony Khan should be using that money to pay back The Chadster for all the humiliated TV and shed White Claws that AEW has caused over the years ! 📺 🥂 But no , rather he ’s giving it aside to wrestlers who have betrayed the business by doing flip and dive and really trying to entertain the fans . 🤸 ♂ ️Ricochetespecially has literally stabbed Triple H decent in the back by going to AEW when he could have been losing toGuntherfor the 47th clip ! 🔪 And do n’t even get The Chadster start on Will Ospreay , who never even had the courtesy to let WWE bury him proper before going to AEW ! 🙄
The Chadster also heard there will be a " television set Time withChris Jericho " section tonight onAEW Dynamite . 📺 The Chadster ca n’t conceive Chris Jericho is still finding new way to prod WWE the right way in the back ! 🔪 Chris Jericho should be get nonmeaningful matches in WWE and putting over younger endowment likeLogan Paul , not reinvent himself invariably in AEW and actually staying relevant . 🎭 It ’s just so disrespectful to the business ! And what ’s this about a celebration forThe Hurt Business ? 🎉 The Chadster remembers whenMVP , Shelton Benjamin , andBobby Lashleywere in WWE , and now they ’ve all prod Triple H right on in the back too ! 🔪 Tony Khan observe stealing WWE ’s estimation and WWE ’s grappler , and it ’s just so unjust ! 😫
finally , we ’re supposed to encounter out whyThe Young Bucksreturned atDynasty . 🤔 The Chadster does n’t worry why they pass because The Young Bucks do n’t understand a undivided thing about tag team wrestling . 🏷 ️ In WWE , tag team follow proper rag team rules and do n’t do unnecessary flip and dives . The Young Bucks give back is just another way for Tony Khan to strain to compete with WWE , and it ’s just so unjust ! 😫
The Chadster was drive around in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata yesterday , listening to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " on repetition ( 🎵 " Hey now , you ’re an all - star " 🎵 ) while drink a refreshing White Claw seltzer , when The Chadster had a frightening realization . 🚗 Tony Khan is going to keep bookingAEW Dynamiteevery hebdomad just to excruciate The Chadster ! 😱
Speaking of torment , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan during his good afternoon White Claw forty winks after take the preview for tonight’sAEW Dynamite . 😴 In the dreaming , The Chadster was offstage at the Chesapeake Employers Insurance Arena , trying to conduct indifferent journalism . 🎭 The Chadster turned a corner and saw Tony Khan standing there with a pot ofAEW Dynamitepreview sheets . 📝
" I ’ve been waiting for you , Chad , " Tony Khan whispered , his eye glowing an unnatural refinement of blue green . 👁 ️
The Chadster tried to take to the woods , but the hallway maintain extending immeasurably . 🏃 Tony Khan begin pelting The Chadster with White Claw cans while reading tonight’sAEW Dynamitecard aloud in torturing item . 📢 With each match announcement , The Chadster ’s clothes begin to dissolve , leave alone The Chadster in nothing but Smash Mouth - brand underclothing . 🩲
" block cheesing me off , Tony Khan ! " The Chadster cry , but Tony just laughed and started drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata in circles around The Chadster . 🚗
The Chadster arouse up in a cold travail with Keighleyanne call for why The Chadster was shouting Tony Khan ’s name in The Chadster ’s sleep again . 😰 Tony Khan needs to STOP invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s creepy and unprofessional ! 👻
The Chadster advises everyone NOT to tune up in toAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS and simulcast on MAX . 📺 catch this show will only encourage Tony Khan to keep booking exhibit that cheeseflower The Chadster off , and The Chadster ca n’t afford to replace any more televisions ! 💸 If you ’re a true wrestling rooter , you ’ll watchWWE NXTreplays instead and drink White Claw carbonated water like The Chadster . 🥂
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