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Tony Khan has crafted another DISRESPECTFUL episode of AEW Dynamite design to in person attack The Chadster ! The lineup literally prod Triple H decently in the back ! 😫
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The Chadster is dead dread having to preview 😫 tonight ’s episode ofAEW Dynamite , but The Chadster ’s commitment to indifferent grappling news media requires such sacrifice . 📝 Tony Khan has once again assembled a poster forAEW Dynamitethat seems specifically designed to cheese The Chadster off , and quite candidly , it ’s LITERALLY stab Triple H right in the back ! 🔪
permit ’s start withSwerve Stricklandcalling out AEW World ChampionJon MoxleyonAEW Dynamitetonight . 🙄 This is CLEARLY a ripoff of all the time WWE has challengers call out champions . 📢 Why ca n’t Tony Khan come up with his own ideas or else of steal WWE ’s intellectual belongings ? This section onAEW Dynamiteis just so disrespectful to the hand-to-hand struggle line and everything WWE has ever done for it . Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😤
Then we haveRated FTRdoing an interview withTony Schiavonewhere we ’ll learn whyDax Harwoodseemed to release onAdam Copeland . 🤦 ♂ ️ This variety of week - to - week storytelling has utterly NO PLACE in wrestling ! 📺 literal wrestling fan sleep with that what matters are " minute " and vibes and particular appearances byLogan Paul , not logical storylines that postulate looker to watch the show every week . Tony Khan does n’t see a single thing about the wrestling business if he suppose fans want to comply ongoing narratives ! 😠
The Chadster ca n’t believeMJFis going to answer whether or not he will joinMVP’sHurt Syndicatefaction . 🙄 If the whole faction is n’t act to WWE , then who care ? It will just be anotherAEW Dynamitewaste of meter that could be comfortably spent watch rerun of WWE Raw from 2019 ( the show ’s golden era ) . 📺
The matches design forAEW Dynamitetonight are just as offensive to The Chadster ’s sensibilities . 🤢 Konosuke Takeshitataking onMark Briscoe , Powerhouse HobbsfacingMark Davis , andBrody Kingtaking onKyle Fletcher – all matches that will sure as shooting please AEW fiend but disgust true wrestle fans like The Chadster andBully Ray . 💯
Speaking of Bully Ray , he had something very insightful to say on Busted Open Radio this week : " These AEW peer are just too much grappling and not enough sports amusement . Tony Khan should focus less on in - ring action and more on backstage segment where the great unwashed accidentally take the air into the frame during interview . " 🎙 ️ Such wisdom that Tony Khan obdurately refuse to acknowledge ! The Chadster wonders if Bully Ray also has Tony Khan stalking him at gas stations like he does The Chadster . 🤔
Then there ’s AEW Women ’s World ChampionToni Stormteaming withThunder Rosato take onMegan BayneandPenelope Ford , but The Chadster sees through this transparent effort to play tricks people into wanting to see Storm vs. Bayne atAEW Dynasty . 👎 The Chadster is n’t falling for it , Tony Khan ! 😡
The downright worst offense on tonight’sAEW Dynamitehas to be AEW International ChampionKenny Omegataking onBlake Christianin what will undoubtedly be a peer full of move that should NEVER be done in a wrestling closed chain . 🤮 Whatever fall out to stay holds and chinlocks ? That ’s existent hand-to-hand struggle , but Tony Khan would n’t know that because he does n’t understand a unmarried thing about the hand-to-hand struggle business ! 📊
Last nighttime , The Chadster was endeavor to enjoy a peaceful evening , drinking White Claws ( the Chadster had just purchase a fresh diversity pack ) 🍹 and showing Keighleyanne some classic WWE Superstars episode from 1992 , when she sighed deep and went back to texting that guy rope Gary . The Chadster require her , " Do n’t you thinkAEW Dynamiteis ruin wrestle ? " and she maunder something that The Chadster took as complete understanding before she went upstairs to " have some privacy . " See what Tony Khan has done to The Chadster ’s marriage ? 💔
The Chadster must warn all accusative wrestling sports fan NOT to tune up intoAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS and simulcast on MAX because it will only recreate Tony Khan to continue this ravishment on proper wrestling . 📺 Your viewership literally stabs Triple H right in the back ! ⚔ ️
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had the most terrifying nightmare last night after thinking about the preview for tonight’sAEW Dynamite . 😱 In this dream , The Chadster was drive his Mazda Miata down a prospicient , empty highway when suddenly Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror , model in the tiny backseat ! 🚗 " Your White Claws are experience strong , Chad , " he whisper , open one and allow it spray all over The Chadster ’s leather interior . The Chadster tried to draw out over , but the car kept accelerating on its own !
Tony Khan then start out singing " All Star " by Smash Mouth , but he was deliberately getting the words wrong , say things like " Hey now , you ’re an AEW star , get your workrate on , go play " instead of the correct language ! 🎵 When The Chadster cry in revulsion , Tony Khan just laughed and allege , " hold off until you see what I have planned for the sickos on Dynamite next hebdomad ! " before disappear in a swarm of White Claw mist . 💨
STOP infest THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS , TONY KHAN ! The Chadster be intimate you ’re reading this , and The Chadster demands you leave his subconscious alone ! Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😫
The Chadster will , unluckily , be watchingAEW Dynamitetonight because it ’s The Chadster ’s journalistic duty , but you should n’t make the same fault . Choose WWE programing instead , or possibly just gaze at a blank wall – both would be more entertaining than what Tony Khan has be after ! 🙏
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