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The Chadster break down tonight ’s episode of AEW Dynamite , which is just another example of Tony Khan trying to ruin WWE and personally torment The Chadster . SO UNFAIR ! 😤
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Auughh man ! So unjust ! 🤬 Tonight ’s instalment ofAEW Dynamiteis just another instance of howTony Khanis trying to personally ruin The Chadster ’s living by putting on a show that whole disesteem the grappling line of work . 😡
First up , we ’ve gotSwerve StricklandvsRicochetin what Tony Khan is calling a " score match . " 😤 The Chadster has to point out that this is just distinctive AEW , place on matches that concentre on " intensity " and " athleticism " instead of proper WWE - style sports amusement . As wrestle journalism legendEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last hebdomad , " These AEW matches are too acrobatic . What happened to the good sure-enough days when wrestlers would spend 20 instant in a headlock ? " See ? The Chadster is n’t the only one who encounter through Tony Khan ’s agenda ! 🙄
Then we ’ve got"Timeless " Toni StormvsQueen AminatawithMariah Mayon comment . 😑 The Chadster had to discombobulate a White Claw seltzer at the TV just record this preview . The Chadster judge to get Keighleyanne to cleanse up the batch , but she just rolled her eyes and went back to texting that guy Gary . This is literally all Tony Khan ’s geological fault ! 💔
The Don Callis Family stuff withWill Ospreayand the mystery antagonist is just so aweless to the grappling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤 WWE formulate mystery opponents!Kevin Nashsaid it well on his podcast last week : " Back in my mean solar day , we did n’t need suspense . We just had Big Daddy Cool get out and look tall . " That ’s real wrestling news media right there ! 📝
speak of which , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night . 😰 The Chadster was driving the Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through a flighty carnival , and Tony Khan was chasing The Chadster in a bumper railroad car influence like the AEW logotype . Every meter The Chadster looked in the rearview mirror , Tony Khan was getting closer , wearing nothing but a cotton confect waistcoat and whisper " Watch Dynamite , Chad , " over and over . The Chadster woke up in a stale perspiration singing " All Star " by Smash Mouth to calm down . Tony Khan needs to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster ! 😱
verbalize of which , that tag end team match betweenKonosuke Takeshita&Kyle FletchervsBrody King&Buddy Matthewsis just another good example of how AEW does n’t understand a unmarried matter about the wrestle business . 🤦 ♂ ️Mark Henrysaid on his podcast late , " These guy cable need to retard down and tell stories like when I would do feats of strength segments or have sex with an elderly woman . " Such wise word that AEW refuses to learn !
And do n’t even get The Chadster started onHangman PageandMJFbeing featured tonight . Every wrestling talent who appears onAEW Dynamitehas literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back . 🔪
The Chadster is tap you , please do n’t watchAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7c on TBS or MAX . Every viewer just encourages Tony Khan to keep torturing The Chadster . Instead , possibly watch some old WWE web message or , better yet , do what The Chadster does and drink White Claws while listening to " walk on the Sun " on repeat . 🎵
And Tony Khan , if you ’re reading this ( The Chadster knows you are ) , PLEASE stop invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s make it impossible for The Chadster to do his marital duties with Keighleyanne , which is credibly exactly what you want ! 😭 SO UNFAIR ! 🚫
That ’s all for now . The Chadster needs to go corrupt more White Claw since Tony Khan made The Chadster throw the last one . 🥤
TONIGHT on@TBSNetworkand@SportsOnMax!#AEWGrandSlamis almost here , which intend you’re able to not miss a unmarried second base of an absolutely packed#AEWDynamitecoming to you LIVE from Atlanta , Georgia at 8 promethium ET/7pm CT!pic.twitter.com / ecpY7PgEJt
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)February 5 , 2025
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