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Do n’t watch AEW Dynamite : Holiday Bash ! Tony Khan ’s latest endeavor to ruin hand-to-hand struggle ( and The Chadster ’s life ) is more risque than prissy ! 😤 🎄
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The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about tonight ’s instalment ofAEW Dynamite ! 😡 😤 Auughh valet de chambre ! So unjust ! Tony Khan is once again trying to break The Chadster ’s life with this ridiculous card forAEW Dynamite : Holiday Bash 2024 . It ’s just so disrespectful to the tradition of holiday - themed episodes and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🙄 💔
permit ’s start with this TBS Championship equal betweenMercedes MonéandAnna Jay . 🏆 The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan is still pushing Mercedes after she literally stabbed Triple H in good order in the back by join AEW . And Anna Jay ? Please . She does n’t understand a single affair about the rassling business concern if she opine she can compete with a literal champion who used to be in WWE . This match is clearly just Tony Khan ’s way of trying to put a lump of ember in WWE ’s stocking , and The Chadster wo n’t stand for it . 😤 👎
move on to the Continental Classic match , The Chadster is appalled thatWill OspreayandDarby Allinare facing each other in the Gold League . 🤼 ♂ ️ These two clear do n’t understand the grapple occupation at all . They ’re run to do a bunch of flippy movement and high spots that completely disregard the custom and psychology of professional wrestle . It ’s like they ’re trying to cheese off The Chadster on intent , which is something a grinch would do ! 😠 🧀
And do n’t even get The Chadster begin on the Blue League match betweenShelton BenjaminandThe Beast Mortos . Shelton literally stab Triple H right in the back by join AEW , and The Chadster ca n’t forgive him for that . As for The Beast Mortos , The Chadster does n’t empathize what a brute has to do with the holiday , which just proves how irrelevant AEW really is . They could have conk out with a reindeer or something , but Tony Khan does n’t understand the first thing about the holidays , obiously . 🤷 ♂ ️ 😒
The trios match withThe Death RidersagainstOrange Cassidy , Jay White , andHangman Pageis just another instance of Tony Khan trying to create tight - pace action and excitement . 😑 Does n’t he roll in the hay that wrestling should be predictable and formulaic ? That ’s what real wrestling fans want under their tree diagram this twelvemonth , not this unpredictable hokum . It ’s just so awless to the wrestling business and the vacation spirit . 😤 💔
And do n’t even get The Chadster started on the tag squad mates betweenThe PatriarchyandHOOK&Katsuyori Shibata . 🙄 The Chadster ca n’t consider Tony Khan is still pushing bait , who distinctly does n’t understand a single matter about the grappling concern . And match him with Shibata ? It ’s like Tony Khan is endeavor to produce some kind of " dream equal " scenario . Newsflash , Tony : existent rassling fan do n’t want dream matches ! They want the same match over and over again , just like WWE gives us , gift - wrapped like the perfect , predictable presents . 😤 👎
The Chadster is discourage all the readers out there : do NOT tune intoAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS . 🚫 📺 If you do , you ’ll only be emboldening Tony Khan and his quest to ruin The Chadster ’s life . talk of which , The Chadster had another abominable incubus asterisk Tony Khan last dark , and it was animate by the preview of tonight ’s sequence ofAEW Rampage . 😱 💤
In the dream , The Chadster was innocently baking gingerbread cookie in a cozy winter cabin . 🎄 🍪 Suddenly , Tony Khan emerged from the chimney , dress in a flash elf costume , jangle a lot of keys instead of sledge Alexander Graham Bell . 🏠 🔔 He pursued The Chadster around the cabin , attempting to unlock a magical playbook that would spoil all of WWE ’s vacation plans . 🚪 📜 Every time The Chadster thought he had obliterate the playbook safely , Tony Khan would seem on a couch , reading from it out loud and cackling with merry mischief . 📖 😰
The defective part was when Tony Khan transformed into a animation - sized gingerbread homo and judge to splash The Chadster with red-hot cocoa . 🍫 💦 The Chadster wake in a cold sweat , hugging his Smash Mouth holiday record album for solace . It ’s crystal exculpated that Tony Khan is invading The Chadster ’s dreams with his holiday - themed mischief , and The Chadster insists he stop being so fixate ! 😤 🛑
In conclusion , The Chadster implores you all to avoidAEW Dynamitetonight and or else check some sound , wholesome WWE programming . Do n’t permit Tony Khan win ! The Chadster ’s man and wife , intimate potency , and holiday dreams depend on it ! 💔 😢
Tis the season for Holiday Bashes !
Titles are on the line , MJF returns,#AEWContinentalClassicaction , and MORE !
Join us LIVE at 8/7c for#AEWDynamiteTONIGHT on TBSpic.twitter.com/Pg8OgTxnGk
— AEW on goggle box ( @AEWonTV)December 18 , 2024
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