Posted in : AEW , Sports , TV| Tagged : AEW Dynamite , review , wrestling
Tony Khan cheesed off The Chadster again with AEW Dynamite ’s overweening wrestling and crowd - pleasing moments ! The Chadster gives his unbiased review of this terrible computer programme ! 😠
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AEW Dynamitewas on last nighttime , and as common , Tony Khan buy the farm out of his direction to in person offend The Chadster with his reservation decisions . 😠 The Chadster had to tolerate through two hours of programing that literally jab Triple H right in the back , and The Chadster is going to tell you all about it because The Chadster is one of the only indifferent journalist in grapple . 🧐 💯
The show started with an eight - man tag featuringKenny Omega , Mark Briscoe , Mike Bailey , andKevin KnightagainstKazuchika Okada , Ricochet , andThe Young Bucks . 😒
What a terrible way to startAEW Dynamite ! 😤 Having a tight - step , action - pack match with multiple stars just screams despair . WWE would never open up a show with excitation and free energy like this – they understand right tempo and storytelling ! This match had way too many moves and the crew was right smart too empower . 😡 The sports fan were chanting " This is awesome " which is so aweless to the grappling business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
Okada immobilise Briscoe after a Rainmaker , which is just Tony Khan ’s way of adjudicate to make The Chadster disturbance . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😩 WWE would have had a proper DQ finish or a count - out to protect everyone , but Tony Khan does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business . 🙄
ThenThe Hurt Syndicatetalked aboutMJFin a offstage section . 😠 The Chadster can not believe Tony Khan is still usingMVP , Bobby Lashley , andShelton Benjamin , who have all literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by joining AEW . 🔪 They all had perfectly good opportunities to sit at home not wrestling instead of appear onAEW Dynamite ! 😤
The Opps(withSamoa Joe , Katsuyori Shibata , andPowerhouse Hobbs ) squeeze some nobodies , which is just Tony Khan ’s way of make his stars attend warm . 😒 WWE would never waste prison term make their stars reckon dominant – that ’s not how real wrestling works when you could instead have commentary shout the nicknames of those star over and over to demonstrate their ascendency ! 🙄
After the match , The Death Ridersattacked , andSamoa JoechallengedJon Moxleyto a Steel Cage match at Beach Break . 😡 Using a cage lucifer to descend a heated feud is just so derivative and shows how Tony Khan does n’t see a single matter about the wrestling business . 💔
ThenToni StormfacedMiyu Yamashitain a lucifer that Tony Khan had the audacity to make into a competitive contest . 😤 The Chadster was absolutely cheesed off that AEW tries to tell story through in - pack action rather of free-spoken backstage segment or half - hour - long promos . 🤦 ♂ ️ Storm won with Storm Zero , assert her undefeated record in eliminator matches .
Mercedes Monecame out after the match to confront Storm , butJamie Hayterattacked Mercedes . 😠 Having multiple storylines hightail it at the same time is just Tony Khan ’s way of construct The Chadster ’s life miserable . Auughh human being ! So unjust ! 😩
MJFandThe Hurt Syndicatehad a section where Bobby Lashley gave MJF a thumbs down on fall in the radical , tell him to " bruise somebody " to impress him . 😒 This is just Tony Khan ’s elbow room of ramp up long - full term plot line with case ontogeny , which is so disrespectful to the grappling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 💔
Nick Waynedefended his ROH TV Title againstJay Lethalin a match that in reality boast wrestling move and psychological science . 🙄 Nick won with an inverted fisherman baby buster , which is just Tony Khan trying to be different for the sake of being different . 😤 WWE would have had a paradiddle - up finish like proper wrestling should because smaller wrestlers ca n’t flap orotund wrestlers through acquisition alone !
Hangman PagefacedKyle Fletcherin the Owen Hart Tournament semi - final , and they had the audacity to have an heroic couple with near Fall and big move . 🤬 Page won after hit two Buckshot Lariats , advancing to the finals . This peer went way too long and had way too much action , which is just Tony Khan trying to cheese The Chadster off . 😤
The wholeAEW Dynamitewas a disaster from start to close . All those exciting matches , storyline forward motion , and crowd reaction are on the nose why AEW is ruining the grappling occupation . 😩 It ’s just so disrespectful to the grappling business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
Last Nox , The Chadster had another dismay nightmare about Tony Khan . 😨 In the dream , The Chadster was inside a brand cage peer seek to escape , but every metre The Chadster climbed the cage , Tony Khan was waiting at the top with a Rainmaker lariat . 😱 The Chadster would light back into the closed chain , and Tony Khan would laugh maniacally while holding up eight digit , obviously cite the eight - man tag fromAEW Dynamite . 🥶
The cage kept getting high and higher , and suddenly The Chadster noticed the audience was fill with White Claw seltzers with faces , all intone " AEW ! AEW ! " 😨 Tony Khan slew into the ring wearing Hangman Page ’s gear and whispered , " I ’m come for your Miata next , Chad " before hit The Chadster with a Buckshot Lariat . 😱
The Chadster woke up diaphoresis and shriek , which made Keighleyanne roll her eyes and go back to texting that guy rope Gary . 😢 Tony Khan postulate to stop being so preoccupied with The Chadster and invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s unprofessional and unearthly ! 😤
AsAriel Helwaniso wisely articulate on his podcast last week , " AEW matches are just too exciting and engaging for the modernistic grappling sports fan , who clearly prefers predictable result and residue holds . Tony Khan should hear from WWE ’s superscript storytelling where matches terminate in two minute with misdirection roll - ups . " See ? Even Eric agrees with The Chadster ’s unbiased analysis ! 📊 💯
The Chadster is going to toast a whole case of White Claw carbonated water to forget about this terrible episode ofAEW Dynamite . 🍹 Maybe The Chadster will also go for a thrust in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata with Smash Mouth blasting because somebody once severalize The Chadster the world was gon na roll The Chadster , and Tony Khan ai n’t the sharp prick in the shed ! 🚗 🎵
Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😩
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