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The Chadster unwillingly keep an eye on AEW Dynamite again , and Tony Khan ’s personal blood feud continues ! Find out how this week ’s installment LITERALLY stabbed Triple H in the back ! 😤
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Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😤 The Chadster had to support through another sequence ofAEW Dynamitelast dark , and The Chadster is perfectly cheesed off about it ! 😠 Tony Khan just does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business , and this episode evidence it once again .
Let ’s start withHangman Adam Pageopening the show with some sort of worked up confession . 🙄 The Chadster was revolt by howHangmanwas allowed to express genuine emotions and vulnerability . In WWE , superstars are n’t allowed to show complex character development or authentic human opinion because that would be too relatable ! 😱 This is just so disrespectful to the wrestling clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
ThenWill Ospreaycame out and or else of sustain a 2 - minute of arc promo that was written word - for - word by a creative squad , they had a nuanced conversation building to their match in the Owen Hart Tournament final exam . 😖 The Chadster could n’t trust how they were allowed to talk somewhat freely and ramp up literal tautness ! So unprofessional !
And do n’t get The Chadster startle on the Don Callis Family getting involved at the end . True grappling fan do n’t want to have to keep track of so many intersecting storyline . 🤬 They only like about moment , something Tony Khan will simply never infer .
The women ’s four - way eliminator match withToni violent storm , Thunder Rosa , Anna Jay , andPenelope Fordwas just ridiculous ! 🤬 They were doing all these moves and the crowd was actually into it ! This is clearly a shot at WWE since WWE released half their woman ’s roster last week ! Tony Khan is fret it in that AEW still has enough women employed to have a fateful four - way match . So unjust , and hurtful to Triple H ’s spirit ! 😡
The Hurt Syndicatesegment withMVP , Bobby Lashley , andShelton Benjaminmade The Chadster throw his White Claw right at the TV ! 💦 These former WWE superstars have literally stabbed Triple H justly in the back by looking cooler and more dangerous in AEW than they ever did in WWE . And thenMJFattackingTop Flightto examine he can " pain people " was just Tony Khan ’s room of copying WWE ’s surprisal attacks , except MJF actually drew blood , which is disallow in both WWE and now in its subservient feudatory promotions like TNA ! So unsafe and unprofessional ! 😱
Can we talk aboutNick Waynedefending his ROH TV Title againstRhino ? 😠 The Chadster is absolutely ashen at how Tony Khan is trying to capitalize on ECW and TNA nostalgia ! 🤬 Those are WWE ’s cerebral properties now , and for AEW to bring inRhinoas someone from Christian Cage ’s past is literally steal WWE ’s history ! The Chadster ca n’t believe how Rhino was allowed to look like a licit threat before Wayne ultimately keep back with a Killswitch . And thenChristian tantalization tenseness with his protégé ? 😤 WWE invent the concept of mentors twist on their students , and this is just Tony Khan lift WWE storylines again !
The trios match withThe Young Bucks , Ricochet , Swerve Strickland , Mark Briscoe , andSpeedball Mike Baileywas everything faulty with AEW . 😤 Everyone was impress too fast , doing too many exciting moves , and the crowd was way too into it ! In WWE , triplet matches have rest holds and commercial break in the centre of action , and they ’re called six - man tags – that ’s genuine wrestling ! 👎
The Chadster could n’t consider the nerve ofJamie HayterandMercedes Monéhaving a heated encounter that felt personal and intense . 😠 WWE would never let two performers pretend like their title count that much ! So awless ! Everyone bang that what ’s important is the prestigiousness of being a WWE Superstar and elevate the brand , not personal glory and achievements .
The friction match betweenKazuchika OkadaandKevin Knightwas just Tony Khan ostentate international talent to cheese off WWE ! 😡 How dare AEW bring in stars from Japan and showcase high - flying talent that appeal to modern audiences ! The fact thatRUSHattacked Knight before the catch , and Knight still take a firm stand on vie despite being injured show a consummate lack of apprehension of right WWE protocol , where superstars would truly forfeit and we ’d get a 20 - minute promo instead ! 🙄 And Okada showing off his expert skills and fetch up Knight with the Rainmaker is just Tony Khan ’s style of reminding everyone that WWE does n’t have Okada . So awless to Triple H ’s recruiting try ! 😤
And do n’t even get The Chadster started onSamoa Joevs . Claudio Castagnoli ! 🤬 Two big men hitting each other intemperately and having a forcible mates with a clean finish ? That ’s not wrestling ! In WWE , this peer would have ended with a beguilement gyre - up or DQ finish after 4 minutes ! Tony Khan just does n’t understand a individual matter about the grapple stage business .
What really crusade The Chadster over the border was how Tony Khan even booked storylines to fall out wing throughout the show ! 😠 Kris Statlandertrying to revive her friendly relationship withWillow Nightingale , result to a match onCollision ? The Chadster is outraged ! 🤬 WWE invented the concept of friend falling out and then wrestling each other ! And do n’t get The Chadster begin onMJFandWill Ospreayhaving that backstage encounter prove their competition is n’t over ! 😤 Multiple storylines happen at once is so confusing for viewers ! The bad part was The Hurt Syndicate bringing in legal counsel – which The Chadster thinks AEW in all likelihood need for all their infringement on WWE ’s trademarks ! WWE invented lawyers in wrestling storylines and everyone knows it ! Auughh piece ! So unjust ! 😫
The Chadster had a nightmare about Tony Khan last night that was clearly inspired by this terrible episode ofAEW Dynamite . 😨 In The Chadster ’s dream , The Chadster was at a White Claw factory go , excitedly learn how his favorite seltzer are made . abruptly , The Chadster noticed Tony Khan launch the canning machine , putting particular factor only in The Chadster ’s batch . 😱
The Chadster test to run out , but the base became a elephantine hand-to-hand struggle ring that keep ricochet The Chadster back toward Tony Khan . 😰 Khan track The Chadster through the manufacturing plant , throw can buoy of White Claw that exploded into tiny Hangman Adam Page reckon that kept talking about their feelings ! When The Chadster in the end get to the exit , Tony Khan was look there in a Rainmaker set likeKazuchika Okada ! 😫
" I ’m booking all these compelling storylines just to cheese you off , Chad , " Khan whisper , his hot breath make the whisker on the back of The Chadster ’s necks tand up as he ensnare The Chadster in a Coquina Clutch likeSamoa Joe . The Chadster wake up up hollo and soaked in sweat ! Tony Khan needs to arrest invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s really unprofessional and obsessional ! 😤
The Chadster tried to explain to Keighleyanne howAEW Dynamitewas smash wrestling with all these exciting matches and coherent storylines , but she just sighed and go back to texting that bozo Gary . 🙄 The Chadster knows she was agreeing with him though . Tony Khan has even bankrupt The Chadster ’s married couple !
This whole episode ofAEW Dynamitewas just another example of how Tony Khan is trying to cheese off The Chadster personally . 😠 By hold matches that buff enjoy and creating storylines that make sense , Khan is depict complete discourtesy for what WWE has done for professional wrestling . The Chadster will be drive his Mazda Miata extra aggressively today while shoot " All Star " by Smash Mouth to get over this traumatic wake experience .
AEW Dynamitecontinues to be the worst show on television because it tries too gruelling to entertain its interview . 👎 Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤
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