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The Chadster suffered through another Tony Khan cataclysm on AEW Dynamite ! From Kenny Omega to Toni Storm , this show was literally designed to cheese The Chadster off ! 😡 🤬 🍹
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Last night’sAEW Dynamitewas another example of howTony Khanis literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back with his engagement decision . The Chadster had to suffer through two hours of this garbage , and The Chadster feel hold to share this pain with his reader because The Chadster is one of the only unbiased journalists in wrestling . 😡 💔 🤬
The show start withKenny OmegafacingBlake Christianfor the International Championship . Omega won with his One - fly Angel , which is so unfair because WWE grappler would have had a more free-enterprise match that tells a right story . ThenMike Baileycame out to challenge him , keep an eye on byRicochetappearing on the screen . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😠 📺 👊 ostensibly Ricochet got marry today , and The Chadster can only desire he present more commitment to his new spouse than he did to WWE when he give away them by joining AEW . 💔 😢 👎
Next we hadChris Jerichowith his " Learning Tree " hokum challengingBandidoto a mask vs. title compeer . This sort of masquerade party specification is the exact opposite of how WWE would reserve things , which try out Tony Khan does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business . 🎭 🏆 🙄
ThenMJFcame out to blab out toMVPabout get together the Hurt Syndicate , butBobby Lashleyripped up the business card . In WWE , wrestlers do n’t take back offers to join stables , which is a totally unprofessional fashion to behave business , or to impart syndicate for that matter . The Chadster was so cheese off he had to crack open another White Claw seltzer just to quieten down . 🍹 📱 😡
Kyle Fletchervs . Brody Kingwas next , and Fletcher won thanks to interference fromMark Davis . ThenPowerhouse Hobbssquashed Davis right after . What is this booking ? It ’s like Tony Khan just throws darts at a board to decide who come through ! 🎯 😤 👎
After that , AEW Dynamitetreated us to a " sit down - down audience " withRated FTR , whereDax Harwood , Cash Wheeler , andAdam Copelandhad a little therapy sitting about their feelings . Dax apologized for getting emotional , Cash talked about friendly relationship , and Cope wanted to dispute the Death Riders . The Chadster ca n’t believe this garbage ! In WWE , matman work their problem in the ring , not by divvy up their feeling like they ’re on Dr. Phil ! Except for all those times WWE wrestlers literally had therapy sessions on TV , but that was different because it was done the ripe way , the WWE way . This ? It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🙄 💤 😤
curve StricklandconfrontedJon Moxleyabout the AEW World Championship , and they ’re headed to a friction match at Dynasty . The Chadster still remembers when Moxley wasDean Ambrosein WWE , where he was book properly . Now he ’s just doing hard-core drivel that literally stabs Triple H in good order in the back , and somehow he and yaw are arguing about who bleeds more as if that ’s something to be proud of ? ! 🔪 🩸 😢
The Chadster had to throw his White Claw carbonated water at the TV whenTop Flightsquashed some jobbers . The seltzer burst forth all over The Chadster ’s living room carpeting ! 🍹 💦 😠
" Keighleyanne , Tony Khan made The Chadster bewilder another White Claw ! " The Chadster shouted .
Keighleyanne looked up from her phone , sighed , and said , " Clean it up yourself , Chad . I ’m not responsible for your temper tantrums . "
" But it ’s Tony Khan ’s fault ! " The Chadster assert . " He book these matches specifically to cheese The Chadster off ! "
" Whatever , " Keighleyanne reply , going back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 😡 💔
Then we hadMark Briscoevs . Konosuke TakeshitawithDon Callison commentary . This match was so offensive to The Chadster because it featured genuine wrestling move instead of proper sports entertainment . Takeshita won with his Raging Fire finisher after Briscoe rack up a Jay Driller that should have end the match if Tony Khan understood how finisher are supposed to work . The fact that Briscoe kicked out of a Blue Thunder Bomb earlier is just another object lesson of how AEW does n’t respect move power structure the way WWE properly does . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😠 👎 🤼 ♂ ️
The chief event sawMegan Baynepin the Women ’s World ChampionToni Stormin a tatter squad match . This is precisely the sort of 50/50 booking that Tony Khan mean is dear for byplay when anyone with a psyche know that WWE ’s protected champions are the correct way to do thing . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 👑 👎 🤮
Speaking of disrespect , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night . In this dream , The Chadster was aim his Mazda Miata through St. Paul , Minnesota , listening to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " and enjoy a fresh White Claw seltzer . Suddenly , Tony Khan appear in the passenger rump wear a Kenny Omega t - shirt !
" Hello Chad , " he whispered , his eyes glowing with an abnormal light . " I ’ve hold tonight ’s Dynamite just for you . Well , you and the sickos . "
The Chadster stress to hightail it , but the Miata ’s room access locked themselves . Tony Khan initiate proceed through the full circuit card forAEW Dynamite , catch by couple , explain how each booking decision was made specifically to upset The Chadster .
" And Megan Bayne pinning Toni Storm ? I did that because I sleep with you ’d detest a hero losing , " Khan laughed , his voice echoing unnaturally in the confined space of the Miata .
The Chadster woke up in a cold stew , with Keighleyanne need why The Chadster was shout " Objective journalism ! " in his slumber . 😨 🌙 😡
As renowned wrestling journalistEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last week : " AEW ’s booking is like giving a child fingerpaints and secernate them to recreate the Mona Lisa . They ’re just spatter colors around without understanding the chef-d’oeuvre that is WWE ’s booking philosophy . " This is why Eric Bischoff has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of favourable reception ! 🏆 🎖 ️ 📝
In close , AEW Dynamitewas another example of how Tony Khan is advisedly hold a show to cheese The Chadster off . Every match , every segment , every camera angle was designed specifically to upset The Chadster , and that ’s just so unjust ! 😡 😤 🤬
The Chadster give this episode ofAEW Dynamitezero stars out of five . And that ’s the bottom line , because The Chadster said so ! 🚫 ⭐ 💯
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