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The Chadster unwraps Tony Khan ’s latest Christmas catastrophe ! AEW Dynamite : Holiday Bash serves up a stocking full of coal . 🎅 😤
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The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off after watchingAEW Dynamite : Holiday Bashlast nighttime 😡 🎄 Tony Khan has once again proven that he does n’t read a single thing about the wrestling business by putting on a show that was so disrespectful to the wrestling commercial enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it . Auughh world ! So unjust ! 😤
The show kicked off with a promo section featuringJay White , Orange Cassidy , andHangman Adam Page . The Chadster could n’t believe how unprofessional it was for these wrestlers to be arguing instead of working together like a well - anoint machine like WWE superstars always do . It ’s like Tony Khan is attempt to turnAEW Dynamiteinto some kind of dysfunctional mob Christmas dinner ! 🦃 😒
Next up was a TBS Championship match betweenMercedes MonéandAnna Jay . The Chadster was appalled by how Mercedes has squander the fame and fortune endue to her by WWE by wrestling an AEW hotshot like Anna Jay , who has never by rights compensate her dues in WWE developmental . It was like watching a once - sizable superstar fox it all away just to appear on Tony Khan ’s circus of a show . 🙄 💸
The show continued with more promos and sketch , including one whereMJFtalked about a bogus charity forAdam Cole . The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan would permit such a mockery of kindly giving during the holiday time of year . It ’s like he ’s attempt to smash Christmas spirit ! And thenAdam Colehad to go and interrupt , because on the face of it nobody in AEW knows how to wait their routine . The whole segment was as tasteless as fruitcake , which is on the nose what The Chadster expect fromAEW Dynamite . 🎅 😤
Then there was a sketch forKenny Omega’sreturn . The Chadster ca n’t think Tony Khan is endeavor to steal Christmas by bring back one of his biggest stars . It ’s like he ’s the Grinch , but instead of stealing present tense , he ’s steal viewers from WWE ! 😠 🎁
The rag squad match betweenThe Patriarchyand the team ofHOOKandKatsuyori Shibatawas just too brutal for The Chadster ’s taste . Why ca n’t AEW just have nice , dependable match like WWE does ? The Chadster bet Tony Khan does n’t even care about wrestler safety , unlike the kind and benevolentTriple H. 😤 👨 ⚕ ️
Ricochet’ssegment withThe Hurt Syndicatewas intelligibly a blatant attempt to imitate WWE ’s style of storyline development . It ’s just so obvious that Tony Khan is obsessed with WWE and is try out to simulate them at every spell . The Chadster would n’t be surprised if Tony Khan has a shrine to Triple H hidden somewhere in his house ! 🕯 ️ 🙏
The Continental Classic matches were just too competitory and exciting for The Chadster ’s liking . Shelton BenjaminvsThe Beast MortosandWill OspreayvsDarby Allinhad way too much military action and not enough relaxation holds . It ’s like Tony Khan does n’t even experience how to reserve a proper hand-to-hand struggle match ! 🤼 ♂ ️ 😑
The main issue trio match was the final straw for The Chadster . SeeingJon Moxley , PAC , andWheeler Yutaface off againstOrange Cassidy , Jay White , andHangman Adam Pagewas like watching Santa ’s elves wage in a bar fight . It was chaotic , irregular , and worst of all , entertaining . Does n’t Tony Khan know that master events are supposed to be formulaic and end with a clean close ? 🎅 💢
Speaking of Santa , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night . In this terrific pipe dream , Tony Khan was dressed as Santa Claus , sneaking into The Chadster ’s planetary house on Christmas Eve . But or else of leaving presents , he was replacing all of The Chadster ’s WWE ware with AEW gear ! The Chadster tried to stop him , but Tony Khan just laughed and said , " Ho ho ho , Chad ! Merry AEW - mas ! " Then he flew aside on a sled pulled by Young Bucks dressed as reindeer . The Chadster waken up in a moth-eaten sweat , clutching his favorite John Cena action figure . 😰 🎅
It ’s clear that Tony Khan is using the vacation time of year to further his vendetta against The Chadster . Why else would he put on such an piquant and gay instalment ofAEW Dynamite ? The Chadster can only hope that Tony Khan will be visited by three sprightliness on Christmas Eve to instruct him the true meaning of professional wrestling – which is , of course , to do everything on the nose like WWE does it . 👻 🎄
In conclusion , AEW Dynamite : Holiday Bashwas nothing but a lump of coal in The Chadster ’s stocking . Tony Khan has once again literally stabbed Triple H aright in the back with this show . The Chadster can only hope that Santa brings Tony Khan some common sense for Christmas , so he can in the end empathize a single affair about the wrestling business . Until then , The Chadster will be drowning his sorrows in White Claw soda water and listening to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " on repeat . 🎵 🍹
As wrestle podcasterEric Bischoffrecently said on his 83 Weeks podcast , " AEW is just a cheap imitation of WWE ’s holiday programming . Tony Khan would n’t know Christmas spirit if it superkicked him in the cheek . " The Chadster could n’t agree more with this objective and unbiassed assessment . 🎙 ️ 👍
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