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The Chadster suffers through another AEW Dynamite as celebrity cameo , spotfests , and disrespect to the line abound ! 😡
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The Chadster had to endure another episode ofAEW Dynamitelast dark , and once again , Tony Khan has absolutely cheesed The Chadster off ! 😡 It ’s like he ’s hold this show specifically to bowl over The Chadster , and The Chadster is just so sick of it . Let The Chadster tell you all about this travesty that air on TBS .
AEW Dynamitestarted with a hip - record hop celebrity , Master P , insert the newfangled trio fighter . 🎤 Seriously ? Using mainstream renown to seek to seem cool ? That ’s literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back since only WWE should be allowed to apply renown to advance ratings ! 😤 WWE would never have a rapper get involve in the show , except whenTravis Scottgot involved in the principal issue of WrestleMania last weekend , but that was dissimilar . ThenJon Moxleyand the Death Riders indicate up , followed byThe Young BucksandKazuchika Okada , and thenSwerve StricklandandKenny Omegagot involved too .
It was just too many masses in one section ! 🤯 WWE would never have this many genius interact at once because Triple H understand that rassling should be predictable and methodical . Having all these interweaving storylines and junto warfare is just so disrespectful to the grappling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . Give The Chadster simple storytelling , likeThe RockwantingCody Rhodes’soul so bring in Travis Scott to aid turn John Cena cad and then disappearing from the plot line after that but still sending Scott out at WrestleMania . That ’s real storytelling , not this jumbled mess Tony Khan set out . 💔
Mark BriscoedefeatedRicochetin a match that was just right smart too fast - paced and exciting . 🏃 ♂ ️ There were stupa and cutter and all variety of crazy moves that The Chadster absolutely hates . The Chadster young woman whenRicochetwas in WWE being used properly ( which means scarcely used at all ) . The fans were actually cheering this technological display instead of sitting quietly like good WWE devotee and let the computer - generated piped - in crowd haphazardness take middle stage . Auughh human ! So unjust ! 😫
FTRandStokely Hathawaycame out to confront theRock N Roll Express , and they in reality aggress those legends ! 👴 In WWE , legend are regale with respect by being bestow back for one - off appearance where they place upright there and smile while being enter . But AEW in reality uses them in storyline ? Tony Khan does n’t realise a exclusive thing about the wrestling business . 🤦 ♂ ️
The Young BucksbeatSpeedball Mike BaileyandKevin Knightin a mate with way too many toss and kicks . 🤸 ♂ ️ The Chadster was so upset watch this athletic display that The Chadster threw his White Claw soda water aright at the boob tube screen ! 💦
The Chadster had to explicate to Keighleyanne why there was club soda all over the floor , but she just vagabond her eye and enounce , " Clean it up yourself , I ’m busy . " She snuff it back to texting that guy Gary while The Chadster was on his hands and knees wiping up carbonated water . 📱 This is clear Tony Khan ’s fault for making The Chadster so upset with his spotfest grapple that does n’t recount story the WWE way !
MJFtried to connect the Hurt Syndicate and offeredBobby Lashleyhis elevator car , but then Lashley andShelton Benjaminjust drive off with it ? 🚙 This is think to be entertainment ? In WWE , storylines about property involve proper contracts and embodied ownership disputes , not unlimited theft ! It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling job . 😤
Josh AlexanderandKonosuke TakeshitadefeatedWill OspreayandBrody Kingin a match that had direction too many movement . 💫 The Chadster appreciates how in WWE , matman stick to about 5 moves maximal , with plenty of rest period holds in between . That ’s real wrestling ! This technical show window with wide-ranging offensive activity and multiple styles is just Tony Khan try out to cheese off The Chadster . 😡
In the main event , Jamie HayterbeatKris Statlanderto approach to the final of the Owen Hart tourney . 🏆 The couple was right smart too physical , and both women were work too severely . In WWE , match are properly pace so that nobody has too put in too much feat , as the hand-to-hand struggle Supreme Being intend ! Tony Khan clearly does n’t understand wrestling at all if he thinks mass need to see in high spirits - caliber match on free video . 🙄
Last Nox , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan . 😰 In the dreaming , The Chadster was take his Mazda Miata through New Orleans ( obviously influenced by theAEW Dynamitelocation ) , and The Chadster keep seeing sign for " Tony Khan ’s Wrestling Suplex - a - torium " on every street corner . The Chadster tried to escape the metropolis , but every road conduce back to the Lakefront Arena . 🏟 ️
When The Chadster at long last give up and go inside , the arena was empty except for Tony Khan pose nude and cross - legged in the middle of the ring surrounded by White Claw john . " I ’ve been waiting for you , Chadster , " he said , " I ’ve booked every hotel in the metropolis so you have to stay with me . " Then he begin doing the Young Bucks ' superkick party dance whileMaster Pplayed " All Star " by Smash Mouth on a boombox . 🎵 The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat ! Tony Khan take to stop invade The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s not professional ! 😱
AsEric Bischoffwisely articulate on his podcast last week , " AEW ’s biggest job is that they ’re trying to please their fans alternatively of copy WWE ’s proven expression . If Tony Khan was sassy , he ’d make every match conclusion in disqualification and have authority figure storylines that last six months too long . " See ? Even documentary wrestling journalists concur with The Chadster ! 🧠
The Chadster is conk to drown his sorrows in a 12 - pack of White Claw while seat in his Mazda Miata in the service department after this episode ofAEW Dynamite . Maybe Keighleyanne will notice The Chadster is missing and stop texting that guy cable Gary long enough to check on him , but The Chadster doubt it . 😢
Tony Khan has break The Chadster ’s marriage , The Chadster ’s delectation of professional grappling , and The Chadster ’s ability to do in the bedroom . When will the torture ending ? The Chadster may be one of the only unbiased diarist in wrestling , but even The Chadster has his limits ! 😭
⭐ evaluation : ZERO headliner ! ( Because Tony Khan has personally ruin The Chadster ’s life sentence )
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