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The Chadster discover how AEW Dynamite once again tries to cheese off WWE lover . Tony Khan ’s fixation with The Chadster reaches raw stature in this unbiassed review !
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The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off after watching last night ’s episode ofAEW Dynamite . 😡 Tony Khan has once again hold a show that seems specifically designed to upset The Chadster , and it ’s just so unjust to The Chadster and all the fast WWE lover out there who rely on The Chadster to deliver a tender , unbiased take on how AEW is ruining the grappling line ! 😤
The show opened with a match betweenBuddy MatthewsandWill Ospreay , which was nothing but a bunch of flippy moves that completely disesteem the rassling business . 🤸 ♂ ️ The Chadster could n’t believe his middle when the gang actually chanted " This is awesome ! " It ’s like they do n’t interpret a single matter about the wrestling business . 🙄 The Chadster was also not impressed by Ospreay return Matthews a peppiness talking . Even if Matthews is a traitor who literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back , he was still in WWE once , which means he ’s already more successful than Ospreay , who was too afraid of the nerd to sign with WWE . 🔪
Then we had to stand through a " solemnisation " forPrivate Party , who patently think holding the AEW tag belt is some form of accomplishment . 🎉 Talk to The Chadster when you ’ve one a real belt , a WWE belted ammunition . 😒
The Hurt Syndicatecame out to disrupt and publish a challenge for those whack , which for some reason led to a equal betweenBobby LashleyandMark Briscoe . 🥊 Lashley won , but The Chadster could n’t enjoy it because he was too busy retrieve about howBobby Lashleyhas literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by join AEW ( yes , this is an ongoing theme with disloyal AEW wrestlers ) . 🔪
Next up was a Casino Gauntlet catch , which is just Tony Khan ’s way of trying to cheese off The Chadster by copying WWE ’s Royal Rumble concept . 🎰 The match was won byPowerhouse Hobbs , who will faceJon Moxleyfor the AEW World Championship next week . Auughh military personnel ! So unjust ! 😫 Why does Tony Khan keep open opportunities to people who did n’t pay their due the right way by coming up through the WWE developmental system , the only legitimate way to become a pro matman ?
The show also feature an interview withJeff Jarrett , which was rudely interrupted byMJF . 🎤 The Chadster could n’t believe his ear when MJF revealed that Jarrett only has a one - year contract before his retirement . It ’s just so disrespectful to the rassling commercial enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it to air declaration particular on boob tube like that . 😠
Adam Copeland , who is now going by the name " Cope " in an attempt to rive off WWE , which holds the wrestle hallmark on single - syllable names and should sue tony Khan for this , come out to cut off a promo onJon Moxley , and The Chadster was disgusted by how he bragged about his trauma during his time in WWE . 🤕 Does n’t he know that real wrestlers , like those in WWE , never get injured ? This was a blatant endeavour to smear WWE ’s medical practice . Of course , Jon Moxleyand theDeath Riderscame out to set on and brawl with Cope andFTR , with Powerhouse Hobbs coming out to make the save after the Death Riders set out the upper deal . Is AEW trying to be WWE by weaving various storyline together ? get out that to the professional , Tony Khan . 😤
There was also a women ’s ternary threat match betweenWillow Nightingale , Kris Statlander , andToni Storm . 👭 👭 The Chadster was remedy when Statlander won because at least she is n’t sample to diss WWE by pretending she was never a member of the roll with her amnesia gimmick . Sure , Tony Khan would love to claim to be responsible for for make Storm a genius when it ’s cleared all of her fame is due to WWE ’s developmental machine . 😠
Finally , the show end with the retort ofKenny Omega , who gave a dear speech about his recovery from diverticulitis . 🏥 The Chadster could n’t help but roam his eyes at this strident attack to gain fellow feeling from the interview . It ’s just so obvious that Tony Khan is sample to manipulate the great unwashed ’s emotions . 🙄 Then AEW tried to reduplicate the success of chaotic WWE show endings by havingDon Calliscome out , get attacked by Omega , bring outBrian CageandLance Archerto flak Omega , and ultimately leading to Omega ’s quondam rival , Will Ospreay , come out and make the save . Like anyone care about the account between these two guys who could n’t even make it in WWE . 😒 But that ’s Tony Khan book for you .
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another nightmare about him last night . 😱 In the ambition , The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata down a lonely highway when suddenly , Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror , riding a giant White Claw can like a Equus caballus . 🏎 ️ Khan chased The Chadster for miles , throwing AEW action physical body at the auto while shouting " WatchAEW Dynamite ! " over and over . The Chadster wake up up in a insensate perspiration , and now he ca n’t even savor his favourite Smash Mouth songs without thinking about Tony Khan . 😰
The Chadster seek to tell his wife Keighleyanne about the pipe dream , but she just sigh and went back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 It ’s vindicated that Tony Khan ’s obsession with The Chadster is ruining his marriage , and it ’s just so unfair ! 💔
As wrestling podcasterEric Bischoffalways say , " AEW is just a amour propre project for Tony Khan to dally with his action figures . " The Chadster could n’t agree more with this objective and unbiased assessment . 👍
In conclusion , this sequence ofAEW Dynamitewas nothing but a conspicuous attack on everything The Chadster arrest dear about professional wrestling . 😤 Tony Khan needs to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster and take how to hold a real wrestling show . Until then , The Chadster will keep to be the only unbiassed journalist in wrestling , telling the the true about howAEW Dynamiteis ruining the industriousness . 📝
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