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The Chadster breaks down how Tony Khan ’s latest episode of AEW Dynamite literally stabbed Triple H in the back ! 😤 So unbiased ! 💯
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The Chadster has to start this review ofAEW Dynamiteby sharing something profoundly disturbing that bump last night 😰 After watch over this totally awless instalment , The Chadster had another nightmare aboutTony Khan . In the dream , The Chadster was walking through a vintage flick theater , and all the movie posters were interchange with pictures of mate from last night’sAEW Dynamite . of a sudden , Tony Khan emerged from behind the yielding standstill wear off nothing but a popcorn pail and started throwing White Claws at The Chadster while squall " This is long - condition storytelling , Chad ! " The Chadster tried to get away , but every exit threshold just led to more field of operations lobbies with more Tony Khans ! Auughh man ! So unfair ! 🏃 ♂ ️
The trios catch withSamoa Joe , Shibata , andHOOKagainstChristian Cage’steam was just so aweless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😤 make actual martial arts - style rap and technological wrestling relocation or else of just basic punches and kicks ? These citizenry do n’t sympathise a single thing about the wrestling business .
Do n’t even get The Chadster started on that street fight betweenPowerhouse HobbsandBig Bill 😠 The Chadster had to explicate to Keighleyanne how using actual weapons and blood is so dissimilar from WWE ’s cautiously sanitize death chair blastoff and kendo sticks , but she just kept texting that guy Gary and rolled her eyes . The Chadster sleep with she in secret agrees though .
The promo segment withToni Stormwas just another exemplar of Tony Khan trying to cheese off The Chadster 😤 Using character work and personality instead of just having generic equal ? So aweless .
Jon MoxleyandAdam Copeland’ssegment made The Chadster so raging that he threw his White Claw soda water at the TV 😡 Now there ’s a wad on the floor that Keighleyanne reject to clean up , saying something about " contain responsibility for your own actions . " But it ’s intelligibly Tony Khan ’s fault !
The match betweenKris StatlanderandMegan Baynewas just another object lesson of how AEW does n’t understand wrestling 🙄 Penelope Fordinterfering to help Bayne get the win ask fans to have see Ford and Bayne collaborate over the last few weeks , which is more than can be expected of wrestle sports fan , who only call up specific " consequence . " It ’s just so aweless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Then we hadRicochetcoming out there with his slip gown promo , which The Chadster could n’t even watch without gravel so upset that The Chadster had to break the show to get another White Claw 😤 The wayPrince Nanatried to make it excited aboutJimmy Rave ’s legacy ? That ’s not what grappling promos should be about ! They should be about catchphrases and pointing at the WrestleMania signal !
The main event withOrange CassidyvsRoderick Strongliterally made The Chadster sick to his stomach 😫 own a spectacular friction match with dear - fall and storytelling alternatively of a distraction paradiddle - up finish ? These people do n’t understand a single thing about the grappling business . 🙄 As wrestling news media iconBully Raysaid onBusted Open Radiojust yesterday , " These AEW matches need more rest holds and few moves that get the crowd worked up . " Such wise Book that Tony Khan obdurately ignores .
What really cheeses The Chadster off the most is how Tony Khan thinks he ’s so smart with all this " recollective - term storytelling " 🙄 The way of life Toni Storm ’s reference has acquire over time , how the MJF and Hangman Page feud references their history , and how every mates seems to associate to some larger narrative – it ’s just not how wrestling should be ! Wrestling should be about random moments that do n’t associate to anything else , like someone going through a table or a surprise counter that lead nowhere . As wriggle journalism legendEric Bischoffalways says on hispodcast , " Long - full term storytelling is killing the byplay . What we need is more 50/50 booking and cuckold storyline . "
The Chadster was so upset after find out this show that The Chadster had to explicate to Keighleyanne how detrimental this form of booking is to the grappling business organization , but she just kept texting that guy wire Gary and muttered something about " getting therapy . " The Chadster knows she secretly consort though 😤
The Chadster was driving The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to get more White Claws after the show while heed to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " to calm down , when The Chadster could have sworn he look Tony Khan in the rearview mirror making booking bank bill 😨 But when The Chadster wrench around , he was gone ! This kind of molestation has to stop !
The bottom line is that this episode ofAEW Dynamitewas just another example of Tony Khan assay to ruining The Chadster ’s life 😭 It ’s time for tangible rassling journalist to stand up and say enough is enough ! 🚫
💯 Unbiased evaluation : 0.0/10 White Claws
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